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Do they have Newgrounds in heaven? Dec. 11th, 2008 @ 03:09 PM Reply

What do you think? Speaking of which is there any newgrounders they live in heaven? I'm just curious.


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Response to Do they have Newgrounds in heaven? Dec. 11th, 2008 @ 03:11 PM Reply

My version of heaven will be Newgrounds as a physical realm.


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Response to Do they have Newgrounds in heaven? Dec. 11th, 2008 @ 03:15 PM Reply

Newgrounds is heaven...
Yeah no its not, but yeah if heaven had computers and internet then i guess Newgrounds would exist there as well.

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Response to Do they have Newgrounds in heaven? Dec. 11th, 2008 @ 03:16 PM Reply

At 12/11/08 03:09 PM, wegra2007 wrote: Speaking of which is there any newgrounders they live in heaven?

Haha, no. Everyone here is an athiest, you should know that.

Everyone on Newgrounds goes to hell.

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Response to Do they have Newgrounds in heaven? Dec. 11th, 2008 @ 03:20 PM Reply

I'm pretty sure on the gates of heaven it says:
No Shirt
No Shoes
No Cock Jokes


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Response to Do they have Newgrounds in heaven? Dec. 11th, 2008 @ 03:22 PM Reply

At 12/11/08 03:20 PM, VitaminP wrote: No Cock Jokes

Oh no!


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Response to Do they have Newgrounds in heaven? Dec. 11th, 2008 @ 03:25 PM Reply

At 12/11/08 03:22 PM, Pepperfrog wrote:
At 12/11/08 03:20 PM, VitaminP wrote: No Cock Jokes
Oh no!

It's too horrible to live through!

*Shoots self and is now in heaven*

God: Didn't really think about that one much did ya?

Me: Ya know, I pretty much regret the whole thing...

God: *Diabolicial Voice* And now...ETERNAL NON-COCKJOKE SUFFERING!

Me: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

God: Oh wait, YOUR POSITIVLY EVIL! YOU MUST GO TO HELL!

*In hell*

Satan: Welcome young evil-doer, we have many cock-jokes!

Me: I'm in heaven!


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Response to Do they have Newgrounds in heaven? Dec. 11th, 2008 @ 03:27 PM Reply

At 12/11/08 03:11 PM, Sidorio wrote: My version of heaven will be Newgrounds as a physical realm.

There it is. Actually walking through a portal and taking seats in auditoriums for movies and such. Yup...


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Response to Do they have Newgrounds in heaven? Dec. 11th, 2008 @ 03:27 PM Reply

At 12/11/08 03:11 PM, Sidorio wrote: My version of heaven will be Newgrounds as a physical realm.

that's my hell

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Response to Do they have Newgrounds in heaven? Dec. 11th, 2008 @ 03:29 PM Reply

At 12/11/08 03:25 PM, CashClock wrote:
At 12/11/08 03:22 PM, Pepperfrog wrote:
At 12/11/08 03:20 PM, VitaminP wrote: No Cock Jokes
Oh no!
It's too horrible to live through!

*Shoots self and is now in heaven*

God: Didn't really think about that one much did ya?

Me: Ya know, I pretty much regret the whole thing...

God: *Diabolicial Voice* And now...ETERNAL NON-COCKJOKE SUFFERING!

Me: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

God: Oh wait, YOUR POSITIVLY EVIL! YOU MUST GO TO HELL!

*In hell*

Satan: Welcome young evil-doer, we have many cock-jokes!

Me: I'm in heaven!

Yeah, I like how God had to think about that you. You know he would of sent you straight out. Wouldn't even have to think about it. Well, back to the original topic. Yes, and I like Sidorio's version of heaven the best. Late.


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Response to Do they have Newgrounds in heaven? Dec. 11th, 2008 @ 03:34 PM Reply

At 12/11/08 03:27 PM, killxp wrote:
At 12/11/08 03:11 PM, Sidorio wrote: My version of heaven will be Newgrounds as a physical realm.
There it is. Actually walking through a portal and taking seats in auditoriums for movies and such. Yup...

And the forums could be funky, orange and black clubs, with bars and hot waitresses! And there are no poozys, no BBRs, just good mods, who also serve the drinks, and eat trolls for our entertainment.

paradise.

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Response to Do they have Newgrounds in heaven? Dec. 11th, 2008 @ 03:37 PM Reply

Heaven doesn't exist. Nothing becomes of us. Our physical rots or is destroyed. Newgrounds is a website, nothing more.

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Response to Do they have Newgrounds in heaven? Dec. 11th, 2008 @ 03:38 PM Reply

Well yes, ofcourse, thee are computers and wifi in heaven, so you can get newgrounds. But ever since the whole "Lucifer" incident, God's been paranoid, so the internet going into heaven is heavily censored.

The Portal is banned due to the massive amount of shit...

The audio portal is banned because God believes the techno section has subliminal satanist meanings...

The BBS is banned due to the fact that trolls are evil, and not allowed in heaven...

Infact, pretty much the only bit of the site you can get is the "server down" message...

And even that is looked down on...

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Response to Do they have Newgrounds in heaven? Dec. 11th, 2008 @ 03:43 PM Reply

I doubt there are any Newgrounders in heaven since most of our daily routines consist of masturbating about 3 times and lurking /b/.


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Response to Do they have Newgrounds in heaven? Dec. 11th, 2008 @ 03:44 PM Reply

At 12/11/08 03:09 PM, wegra2007 wrote: What do you think? Speaking of which is there any newgrounders they live in heaven? I'm just curious.

Don't you mean "is there any Newgrounders that live in heaven?"?
If you do, then yes. LiveCorpse is one.


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Response to Do they have Newgrounds in heaven? Dec. 11th, 2008 @ 03:56 PM Reply

At 12/11/08 03:37 PM, sirtom93 wrote: Heaven doesn't exist. Nothing becomes of us. Our physical rots or is destroyed. Newgrounds is a website, nothing more.

Lol, killjoy to the max.

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Response to Do they have Newgrounds in heaven? Dec. 11th, 2008 @ 04:52 PM Reply

All Newgrounds is is a few cables tapping God's computer. It encapsulates Heaven in website form, and allows users to join at will.


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Response to Do they have Newgrounds in heaven? Dec. 11th, 2008 @ 04:53 PM Reply

In Heaven, everytihng is perfect, therefore the Mature section is perfect, therefore no-one bothers with the BBS.


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Response to Do they have Newgrounds in heaven? Dec. 11th, 2008 @ 04:55 PM Reply

People from heaven wouldn't be going on a sinful site like Newgrounds.


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Response to Do they have Newgrounds in heaven? Dec. 11th, 2008 @ 05:05 PM Reply

My heaven has a stripper factory and a beer volcano...

And did I mention my God is rich in carbohydrates? I bet yours isn't...

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Response to Do they have Newgrounds in heaven? Dec. 11th, 2008 @ 05:06 PM Reply

At 12/11/08 05:05 PM, Shakyjake wrote: My heaven has a stripper factory and a beer volcano...

And did I mention my God is rich in carbohydrates? I bet yours isn't...

Lolpastafarianlol.

...actually, their heaven sounds goooood...


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Response to Do they have Newgrounds in heaven? Dec. 11th, 2008 @ 05:11 PM Reply

At 12/11/08 03:34 PM, flashplayer5 wrote:
At 12/11/08 03:27 PM, killxp wrote:

And the forums could be funky, orange and black clubs, with bars and hot waitresses! And there are no poozys, no BBRs, just good mods, who also serve the drinks, and eat trolls for our entertainment.
paradise.

I think poozy is a good mod, he's actually pretty lenient and chose not to have my account deleted when he had every right to delete it.

But he still won't let me see my ban record


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Response to Do they have Newgrounds in heaven? Dec. 11th, 2008 @ 05:49 PM Reply

At 12/11/08 03:15 PM, Dark-critical wrote: Newgrounds is heaven...
Yeah no its not, but yeah if heaven had computers and internet then i guess Newgrounds would exist there as well.

I secound that opinion. Anyway, as long as it has some kind of pr0n, I'm happy. Also, bedtime, bai now.

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Response to Do they have Newgrounds in heaven? Dec. 11th, 2008 @ 05:53 PM Reply

No, they have Newgrounds in hell, because Newgrounders go to hell. They torture the Newgrounders with slow internet speed, crappy threads, and TOO MANY cock-jocks, if you can believe that.

I know because I visited Hell last week.
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Response to Do they have Newgrounds in heaven? Dec. 11th, 2008 @ 05:57 PM Reply

So is that the deal with these 'fake deaths'? They're dead but can still post if that's the case?
Then again, a lot of the 'deaths' have been faked suicides...


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Response to Do they have Newgrounds in heaven? Dec. 11th, 2008 @ 05:58 PM Reply

Actually, it's a fact that a chuck of heaven fell out of the sky and landed on the internet. It grew, and became Newgrounds.


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Response to Do they have Newgrounds in heaven? Dec. 11th, 2008 @ 05:59 PM Reply

it wouldnt be heaven without it!


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Response to Do they have Newgrounds in heaven? Dec. 11th, 2008 @ 06:44 PM Reply

They better have, when i die and go there, if don't i'll fart and kill everyone xD


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Response to Do they have Newgrounds in heaven? Dec. 11th, 2008 @ 06:47 PM Reply

At 12/11/08 03:27 PM, Truth wrote:
At 12/11/08 03:11 PM, Sidorio wrote: My version of heaven will be Newgrounds as a physical realm.
that's my hell

Well, you gotta look at it from two sides.
The "everyone who goes to newgrounds in the NG physical realm" and the "non-obnoxious 13y/o users realm"


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Response to Do they have Newgrounds in heaven? Dec. 11th, 2008 @ 06:50 PM Reply

No, but you'll probably have better luck finding it in hell.