At 12/11/08 03:22 PM, Pepperfrog wrote:
At 12/11/08 03:20 PM, VitaminP wrote:
No Cock JokesOh no!
It's too horrible to live through!
*Shoots self and is now in heaven*
God: Didn't really think about that one much did ya?
Me: Ya know, I pretty much regret the whole thing...
God: *Diabolicial Voice* And now...ETERNAL NON-COCKJOKE SUFFERING!
Me: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
God: Oh wait, YOUR POSITIVLY EVIL! YOU MUST GO TO HELL!
Satan: Welcome young evil-doer, we have many cock-jokes!
Me: I'm in heaven!
War is Peace.
Freedom is Slavery.
Ignorance is Strength.
OBEY OBEY, YOU MUST OBEY, YOU CAN'T RESIST, DON'T BE THAT WAY, OBEY OBEY, WE'LL HAVE OUR WAY