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Posted at: 12/10/08 03:55 PM
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I was on a bus reading the paper when i heard a loud, uncomfortable groan from the guy who'd just sat down in front of me.
I'm like "Hey, what's wrong?" and he goes all red and quiet all of a sudden. When he got off at the next stop it looked kind of like it pained him to get up, and he had to pull this dubious looking crease out from the back of his trousers....
Wtf was that all about?
Posted at: 12/10/08 03:58 PM
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Posted at: 12/10/08 03:59 PM
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Sounds like he was having a good time.
Posted at: 12/10/08 04:05 PM
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Posted at: 12/10/08 04:21 PM
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Wow. I keep hearing these "bus stories", and I still get suprised. Probably becouse I have to take 2 busses per day to get to school. And back, so 4 busses every day. Still, that's just plain wierd and disgusting.
Posted at: 12/10/08 04:40 PM
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I expect a quick wit on par with Oscar Wilde will say something along the lines of, "He spent a night with your mother."
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Posted at: 12/10/08 04:42 PM
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Maybe he had a really bad wedgie.
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Posted at: 12/10/08 04:43 PM
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At 12/10/08 04:38 PM, NoodleCreme wrote:
:What kind of sick fuck are you?
This is newgrounds. We are every kind of sick fuck my good sir. :D
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Posted at: 12/10/08 04:49 PM
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At 12/10/08 04:47 PM, NoodleCreme wrote: It's all coming together like some sort of sticky mess.
Thats what she said.
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Posted at: 12/10/08 04:54 PM
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A wedgie was stimulating his hemorrhoid.
Posted at: 12/10/08 04:55 PM
At 12/10/08 04:47 PM, NoodleCreme wrote: At 12/10/08 04:43 PM, CptBonbon wrote: At 12/10/08 04:38 PM, NoodleCreme wrote: What kind of sick fuck are you?This is newgrounds. We are every kind of sick fuck my good sir. :DWell god bless you kind young man, you really opened my eyes. It's all coming together like some sort of sticky mess.
At 12/10/08 04:43 PM, CptBonbon wrote: At 12/10/08 04:38 PM, NoodleCreme wrote: What kind of sick fuck are you?This is newgrounds. We are every kind of sick fuck my good sir. :D
At 12/10/08 04:38 PM, NoodleCreme wrote: What kind of sick fuck are you?
yes, urm, I really wouldn't touch that sticky mess if I were you... I tried to stop them, but there was some furry porn on the other threads and, well, they often get a bit over excited...
Posted at: 12/10/08 05:16 PM
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he either has a cramp or swallowed a toothpick and the sharp end of it stabbed through one of his intestines
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Posted at: 12/10/08 05:47 PM
At 12/10/08 05:16 PM, sweet21 wrote: he either has a cramp or swallowed a toothpick and the sharp end of it stabbed through one of his intestines
Out of the two, I would say that the horrific toothpick incident is more probable.
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Posted at: 12/11/08 02:03 PM
hmm... i don't think many of these are likely
another thing i remember, everyone else on the bus was wearing a seatbelt but he wasn't for some reason?
Posted at: 12/11/08 02:13 PM
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sorry that was my bad. i poked the wrong voodoo doll.
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Posted at: 12/11/08 02:14 PM
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He probably did a shit.
Hilarious.
Posted at: 12/11/08 02:18 PM
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Try NOT looking at his ass?
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Posted at: 12/11/08 02:22 PM
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Maybe he had a colonoscopy?
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Posted at: 12/11/08 02:24 PM
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The sharp end? A stanard toothpick has 2 sharp ends, which one of them are you talking about?
And the jeans pulled in his asscrack don't seem to relate to an intestinal puncture.
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I think he took a shit
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Posted at: 12/11/08 02:29 PM
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This wouldn't happen to be a parody thread of the guy who got on the train, and off of the bus.. would it?
http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/1003 988 lol
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