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Fapping in Public! 2008-12-10 14:51:04 Reply

Oh dear god...i don't know whether to laugh or cry. I was sitting on the train when a big fat man got on...he leaned against the doors right across from me and i saw him holding something and...moving it...fast...i thought "no way...he's not...it's just his hand...he's fidgeting with his hand..." i looked again then quickly looked away. Not his hand.

I looked at two other guys sitting in the seat where the show can be seen...seeing as how the man had partially covered himself. I made eye contact with one guy...he looked nervous and i bit my lip and smiled he didn't smile he just looked freaked.

So i looked away i was getting angrier and embarrassed by this fat sick fuck. I looked at the masturbatees face and he was kinda roaming. Then the thought occured "oh shit...what if he's looking at me??!?!" so on the next stop i ran off the train and went in to the next cart! sorry but i wasn't sticking around to see the grande finale end up on the floor.

Anyway...it's kinda funny now that i think about it...it's hilarious...who was he trying to fool!

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Response to Fapping in Public! 2008-12-10 14:52:34 Reply

Haha, wow. I'd pose for him.


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Response to Fapping in Public! 2008-12-10 14:52:53 Reply

At 12/10/08 02:52 PM, RedCoin wrote: Haha, wow. I'd pose for him.

Psh, skank.


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Response to Fapping in Public! 2008-12-10 14:53:21 Reply

i fap in your milk


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Response to Fapping in Public! 2008-12-10 14:54:55 Reply

and you didnt even squeeze your titties for him =[


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Response to Fapping in Public! 2008-12-10 14:55:15 Reply

I think you're beautiful when you come.

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Response to Fapping in Public! 2008-12-10 14:56:42 Reply

You should have bellowed at loud as you could My Ding A Ling. See if you get a reaction from him.

Or you could ask, "Hey you seem pretty good at that. Mind giving me a hand?"

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Response to Fapping in Public! 2008-12-10 14:56:49 Reply

I would've waited till he came all over the floor.

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Response to Fapping in Public! 2008-12-10 14:58:11 Reply

I guess if you gotta get it done, you gotta get it done. He didn't want to wait till he got home.


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Response to Fapping in Public! 2008-12-10 15:00:07 Reply

At 12/10/08 02:57 PM, Kagoe wrote: I would have helped.

Helped by killing his boner, eliminating his need to fap.


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Response to Fapping in Public! 2008-12-10 15:00:57 Reply

You should have called him out on it. That would've been REALLY funny.

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Response to Fapping in Public! 2008-12-10 15:01:48 Reply

At 12/10/08 03:00 PM, RedCoin wrote:
At 12/10/08 02:57 PM, Kagoe wrote: I would have helped.
Helped by killing his boner, eliminating his need to fap.

You win, good sir.

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Response to Fapping in Public! 2008-12-10 15:02:15 Reply

I was really hoping this topic was going to be about you and your adventures in public, but this doesn't dissipoint either.

Should of given him your sleeve or something to finish up with. You where his train fantasy afterall.
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Response to Fapping in Public! 2008-12-10 15:03:47 Reply

At 12/10/08 03:00 PM, RedCoin wrote:
At 12/10/08 02:57 PM, Kagoe wrote: I would have helped.
Helped by killing his boner, eliminating his need to fap.

Wtf are you on about, Red?


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Response to Fapping in Public! 2008-12-10 15:05:21 Reply

Wow, that sounds like something that would happen on a sketch comedy show. Never real life though. I probably would've been like "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING GUY?".


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Response to Fapping in Public! 2008-12-10 15:06:52 Reply

Fapping in the subway is not new to me. I can't really say how many times I've done it, but I don't think anyone ever noticed me. Last time I did it was 2 weeks ago on the L train as it was leaving Broadway Junction.

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Response to Fapping in Public! 2008-12-10 15:07:30 Reply

I would have told him off.

That's really fucking disgusting.


I have more fetishes than I have fingers. :D

The explaination of my screen name is my post here. Now fuck off.

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Response to Fapping in Public! 2008-12-10 15:08:38 Reply

I'd act like one of those chinese tourists and ask him if he would go on a picture with me, and wait for his reaction.

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Response to Fapping in Public! 2008-12-10 15:09:41 Reply

At 12/10/08 03:03 PM, doody1 wrote:
At 12/10/08 03:00 PM, RedCoin wrote:
At 12/10/08 02:57 PM, Kagoe wrote: I would have helped.
Helped by killing his boner, eliminating his need to fap.
Wtf are you on about, Red?

Come on, we don't want the guy to kill himself, just to stop wanking in public.


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Response to Fapping in Public! 2008-12-10 15:09:44 Reply

At 12/10/08 02:51 PM, Sawke wrote: Anyway...it's kinda funny now that i think about it...it's hilarious...who was he trying to fool!

Sounds disgusting. I wonder what would've happened if you were like

"HEY. HEY GUY. STOP JERKING OFF ON THE TRAIN. K, THANKS."


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Response to Fapping in Public! 2008-12-10 15:10:31 Reply

Lolol!


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Response to Fapping in Public! 2008-12-10 15:12:41 Reply

I would have stayed just to see the giant mess

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Response to Fapping in Public! 2008-12-10 15:13:54 Reply

Lol, I would have turned in him for indecent exposure.


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Response to Fapping in Public! 2008-12-10 15:14:08 Reply

what's fapping?


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Response to Fapping in Public! 2008-12-10 15:14:16 Reply

Yeah... sorry about that....


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Response to Fapping in Public! 2008-12-10 15:14:37 Reply

If you had started to masturbate, it wouldn't have been as weird. Think about that.


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Response to Fapping in Public! 2008-12-10 15:14:45 Reply

At 12/10/08 03:14 PM, nevile333 wrote: what's fapping?

Jerking your dick like a monkey in a mango tree.


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Response to Fapping in Public! 2008-12-10 15:34:53 Reply

Lol, you should of waited for him to finish, then ask to shake his hand.

Of course, dont actually shake his hand.. lol it would be funny if he smeared it on his coat.


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Response to Fapping in Public! 2008-12-10 15:37:21 Reply

At 12/10/08 02:51 PM, Sawke wrote: "oh shit...what if he's looking at me??!?!"

He must be pretty desperate then


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Response to Fapping in Public! 2008-12-10 15:45:06 Reply

IM 17! i just turned 17 i shouldve stuck his ass in jail for fapping in front of a minor!