Last week, they had to remove two teeth, they said they just would put me in anesthesia and then
just simply remove two back teeth.
This is what my mom said what happened:
After they removed the teeth your heart started acting strange, I remember.
You had trouble breathing and eventually you stopped breathing they had to give you CPR.
The doctor said my heart stopped pumping for four seconds and that I was lucky that I didn't took to much damage. Only my right hand is paralyzed and he said it will be back in about a month. He also said that maybe now I don't have much problems because my brains were without air for four seconds but later when I'm older I will get.. I forgot the name.
Anyway NG, did you had any (near)dead experience(s)?
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Are you gonna sue the doctor? Lots of money there
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We went back to pick it up and when we reached the bridge again, it wasn't there anymore.
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You make it sound like you were so bad ass because you had a bad reaction to anesthesia. FACT: TO BE TRULY BADASS, YOU MUST HAVE BEEN DEAD FOR AT LEAST 30 SECONDS AND NOT ALMOST DIED IN A HOSPITAL.
I have had a near-death experience. I was severely dehydrated because my stupid fucking doctor gave me two medicines that if mixed would kill me. I was asleep for over a day. It was AWESOME.
No I haven't but what you just described is why I hate anesthesia. It frightens me that I could be put under and not wake up ever.
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At 12/10/08 10:48 AM, Colombiana wrote: now I don't have much problems because my brains were without air for four seconds but later when I'm older I will get.. I forgot the name.
LOL I hope it wasn't Alzheimer's cuz that'd be hilarious considering what you just wrote.
As foul as that sounds. :P
Anyway NG, did you had any (near)dead experience(s)?
I almost died like... three or four times before I was the age of five. An apartment building fire, falling down a flight of stairs, almost drowning in the deep end of an unattended pool, etc. My very FIRST, FIRRRRRRRRST memory is of falling down those stairs.
I never had a "near-death experience" though, as in, ya know, the crazy out-of-body kind. If you don't count smoking salvia that is. Which felt like dying. BUT ANYWAY.
At 12/10/08 10:48 AM, Colombiana wrote: I was lucky that I didn't took to much damage.
Dude. I think you may have taken just a BIT of brain damage.
Or... rather... took some brain damage...
Retard...
At 12/10/08 10:48 AM, Colombiana wrote: I was lucky that I didn't took to much damage.
He also said that maybe now I don't have much problems because my brains were without air
but later when I'm older I will get.. I forgot the name.
(near)dead
Sounds like you've had a stroke there buddy!
I stepped in a sink hole at this water park that had a simulated beach when I was a five, and almost drowned.
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You went to the dentist, they knocked you out, killed you for a bit, and just to add insult to injury, they made it so you can't beat off for a month?
That's fucked up!
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You're still dead.
Haha, I supposed to get my wisdom teeth pulled in a few months, they're gunna knock me out for that. Now I'm scared they're gunna kill me.
o wells
As for a near-death experience? Hmm...
Other than near-alcohol poisoning and nearly drowning in my own vomit because of it, none than I can recall.
You only need to get that drunk once in your life...ever...
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You guys get all the fun, I only almost got hit by a car that ran a red light. I almost never have to go to the doctor for anything.
what was death like? Do you even remember? how's the hand?
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Brush your teeth more goddamnit and shit like that won't happen. Fuckin queers.
At 12/10/08 10:55 AM, GiantDouche wrote: shit
Wow, a very well merited name there arse hole...
Oh and neat experience man, thats definitely a cool story to man yourself up with to chicks :P
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Near death for me? Not quite as bad, but I had a massive asthma attack in primary school. As in, on the floor struggling for air, knocked out, woke up in hospital kinda deal..
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My nose started bleeding one time. It took FIVE MINUTES to stop it completely. Some scary, life changing shit right thur.
At 12/10/08 12:22 PM, saqwert wrote: My nose started bleeding one time. It took FIVE MINUTES to stop it completely. Some scary, life changing shit right thur.
Omfg! How did you survive!?
My near death experience is nearly drowning in the deep end of a pool when I was nine (swimming with school, the teacher told me not to go there but I did),
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by the way you speak, i can tell your brain was oxygen deprived.
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At 12/10/08 11:56 AM, YellowCoin wrote: Brush your teeth more goddamnit and shit like that won't happen. Fuckin queers.
What does pulling your wisdom teeth have to do with brushing your teeth.
I do this so I won't have a horseface later in my life. But I'll probably go Gaga or Alzheimer.
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Well, it wasn't like an out-of-body experience, but once my family was doing this calm, leisurely trail in Colorado. It was such most of the way through, but near the end, it was clear that they stopped performing maintenance on the area. So, we ended up getting forced down part of the mountain it was on due to a mudslide. (Scarier than it sounds.)
Now, we are trying to climb back up the mudslide, and most of my family makes it up, despite it being one slippery motherfucker. My dad, mom, older sister, and little brother and sister are up there, and I can't quite get up due to the slipperiness. So, I take a leap of faith... and miss. I started sliding down, and all I heard was my dad say 'STAY HERE.'
He ended up sliding down, grabbing me with one hand by the shirt, and a branch with the other. Did I forget to mention that at the end of the mudslide was a high cliff? Yeah, scary shit...
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