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Posted at: 12/15/08 10:45 PM
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By not pulling the wire or typing in a computer code. OH SHI-
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Posted at: 12/15/08 10:46 PM
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Microwave it.
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You must answer 1,337 questions in 1337 seconds and then ( if you survive ) you must ejaculate to gay midget porn into the bomb
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Posted at: 12/15/08 10:47 PM
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Get an even bigger bomb to blow the bomb up (to blow the new bomb get an even bigger bomb , and then do the same again and again and again)
Posted at: 12/15/08 11:15 PM
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I can't believe I'm going to say this but...
Defuse the bomb with your dick.
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Posted at: 12/15/08 11:20 PM
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At 12/15/08 11:15 PM, TheGodfather wrote: I can't believe I'm going to say this but... Defuse the bomb with your dick.
Stupid yet it does sound epic enough.
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Posted at: 12/15/08 11:29 PM
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Making love to it. Quoting Cd-i Games aloud. Spilling water on it. Stubbing your toe on it. Hitting it with a Baseball Bat.
I better stop breaking the rules or Poozy will stick his foot in my ass.
Posted at: 12/15/08 11:46 PM
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At 12/15/08 10:46 PM, RiuTenshin wrote: You must answer 1,337 questions in 1337 seconds and then ( if you survive ) you must ejaculate to gay midget porn into the bomb
Ouch... the last is the most punishing! First part is fine cause im 1337
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Posted at: 12/18/08 06:57 AM
put in the corner till it learns not to explode
Posted at: 12/18/08 07:02 AM
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At 12/8/08 07:58 PM, madvideogamer wrote: The Most Epic Way To Defuse A Bomb?
In slow-motion, duh. Haven't you see the Matrix (let alone any modern movie)?
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Posted at: 12/18/08 07:06 AM
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At 12/8/08 07:58 PM, madvideogamer wrote: Like, instead of codes, red wire blue wire, or any of that generic junk. Here one, you have to solve a Rubix cube.
throw it out the window :)
Posted at: 12/18/08 07:11 AM
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At 12/8/08 08:00 PM, silverdud22 wrote: Solving what the fraction 1/0 is equal to.
infinity. I win. You have to stick your rock hard cock in it and bukkake on it to trigger the safety mechanism.
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Posted at: 12/18/08 07:15 AM
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You gotta play DDR and Wii-Sports at the same time.
LOL
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Posted at: 12/18/08 07:46 AM
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In order to defuse the bomb, you have to...
NAME THIS GAME!
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Posted at: 12/18/08 09:48 AM
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to defuse a bomb, you have to use microsoft WHITOUT crashing it... we're screwed.
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Posted at: 12/18/08 09:52 AM
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lol solving a crossword on the side of it
Posted at: 12/20/08 09:24 AM
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throw it in the water
Posted at: 12/20/08 09:26 AM
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At 12/8/08 08:05 PM, mohawks wrote: ID USE DUCK TAPE AND A TUBE SOCK
CAPS YEAH YEAH YEAHHH!
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Posted at: 12/20/08 09:33 AM
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Bite through all wires and pray to god it won't explode
Fail , Massive Fail , Epic Fail.
Posted at: 12/20/08 10:11 AM
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At 12/18/08 07:46 AM, Black-Ops wrote: In order to defuse the bomb, you have to... NAME THIS GAME!
Timesplitters! Yay I defused the bomb!
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Posted at: 12/20/08 11:36 AM
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Do a barrel role the always work.
Posted at: 12/20/08 11:37 AM
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Cut your leg off ...
Yes, it's true, I fuck me.
Posted at: 12/20/08 09:47 PM
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Have buttsecks with Carmen Electra.
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Posted at: 12/20/08 10:05 PM
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im just going to be unoriginal, fire mah lazors, and see what happens.
Click this link dammit. Read this post dammit.
Posted at: 12/20/08 10:06 PM
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You point straight up to the sky and cite an epic monologue that you will make up on the spot. If the monologue is epic enough, Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann will descend from the heavens and defuse the bomb by using the best Giga Drill Break ever known to man.
If you fail, you're fucked. If you're a virgin, ask a girl you have the hots for to do her before you die.
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Posted at: 12/20/08 10:19 PM
At 12/9/08 05:33 PM, Siblau wrote: At 12/9/08 08:52 AM, AcidSoldier wrote: At 12/8/08 08:00 PM, silverdud22 wrote: Solving what the fraction 1/0 is equal to.-1?You can't divide by zero though
At 12/9/08 08:52 AM, AcidSoldier wrote: At 12/8/08 08:00 PM, silverdud22 wrote: Solving what the fraction 1/0 is equal to.-1?
NORLY
Whats with General and dividing by zero?
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At 12/8/08 08:06 PM, alicetheDroog wrote: At 12/8/08 07:58 PM, madvideogamer wrote: Here one, you have to solve a Rubix cube.We're fucked.
At 12/8/08 07:58 PM, madvideogamer wrote: Here one, you have to solve a Rubix cube.
No we're not. my friend can solve one in like 2 min or less. He even solves this one that is made of geo metric shapes, a 2x2 4x4, 5x5, 6x6, and a 7x7. We're perfectly fine!!!!
I pwnanated The Terminator (1,2,&3), The Govenanator, and other titles ending in -nator. It's time to kick arse and chew bubble gum, and I'm all outta arse to kick!
Posted at: 12/20/08 10:21 PM
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At 12/8/08 08:03 PM, Fleshlight wrote: i would have to say...sticking my cock in the bomb, starting out slowly, and gradually getting faster until i ejaculate, at which time the bomb defuses.
Wouldn't that just turn on the bomb?
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Posted at: 12/21/08 01:28 AM
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One minute left, all wires don't connect... HOW THE FUCK IS IT STILL GOING?! Out of options, you press the self-destruct button... We are fucked, but oh well... ...and the bomb is defused.
Trust me. If I was caught with my computer, I'd be fucked. DASHU BEEG PUSSHY
Posted at: 12/21/08 01:30 AM
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Having to appease it with human flesh and blood.
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