Forum Topic: The Most Epic Way To Defuse A Bomb?

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u jak off onit lols

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Get the NG tank to to collect it, have Egoraptor make a flash of it exploding, shove it up a Muslim extremist's ass, then send him in the air and bomb the shit outta him.


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Falco Punch it.

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Get really mad, do a falcon punch, play flight of the bumblebee on the tuba and take the A.C.T.

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I think we should get a really fat guy to sit on the fucker!
Then he will sheild us from the blast as his internal organs get ripped to shreds, and cause he's fat...NO-ONE CARES!

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IMO

The Most Epic Way To Defuse A Bomb?

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Has no one said divide by zero yet?

Anyway, you have to loot the epic diffusal spray by farming solid snake in the big shell instance. the drop rate is only like 0.3% though :(


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drop a bomb on it...

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Take the batteries out.

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At 12/8/08 08:01 PM, EpicFail wrote: You have to shit in your own mouth, that is epic.

No, that is your username.

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I'd sit on it.

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At 12/9/08 05:31 AM, DJ-Keen wrote: Has no one said divide by zero yet?

Anyway, you have to loot the epic diffusal spray by farming solid snake in the big shell instance. the drop rate is only like 0.3% though :(

i would have if it weren't for the fact that it's on the top of the first page.


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Take a piss on it and hope it'll shortcircuit.

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At 12/9/08 07:46 AM, Yiffy wrote: Take a piss on it and hope it'll shortcircuit.

lololol how many times has this been said now?
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You have the bomb tied around your neck. The bomb is linked via radio to a heart monitor. Attached to the heart monitor are two children one about 5 the other 10. Both children are tied down. The bomb will detonate in 5 minutes if the the heart monitor doesn't read two flatlines . If the heart monitor reads flatlines the bomb will be deactivated and unlock from your neck.

The only other item in the room is a meat cleaver.


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NOT THE BABIES D:

you sick freak ;___;
I'm in this thread too much >__>

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Just leave it there, it might do something funny.

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Having to slice a 10cm thick wire with your penis in 30 seconds.

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At 12/9/08 08:12 AM, Skulsta wrote: Having to slice a 10cm thick wire with your penis in 30 seconds.

We're FUCKKKEDDD!

I'm gonna keep at this.

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I would use mah penis to defuse it.

You are now breathing manually. You are now aware of your posture. You can now feel your clothes on your body. You now itch in various places.


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most definately defusing it with your dick somehow! javascript:MakeSmileySelection(10);and then somehow its explosiveness getting mixed with your dick, and you ejaculate like dynomite! javascript:MakeSmileySelection(19);

The Most Epic Way To Defuse A Bomb?

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you have to have hawt secks with gagsy

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The bomb has a timer of 10 minutes. The only way to defuse it is to drop it from the top of the Empire State Building.

Good News: You're somehow at the base of the building.
Bad News: THE ELEVATOR IS BROKEN.


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At 12/8/08 08:00 PM, silverdud22 wrote: Solving what the fraction 1/0 is equal to.

-1?

So like, at first I was like "wuts a domane lol!11" but then I was like "lol i has un!111111111"

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At 12/9/08 08:36 AM, Smeli-Shoe-I-Wuv-U-2 wrote: javascript:MakeSmileySelection(10); javascript:MakeSmileySelection(19);

Wait... What?

You are now breathing manually. You are now aware of your posture. You can now feel your clothes on your body. You now itch in various places.


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At 12/9/08 09:23 AM, SoulPiker wrote:
At 12/9/08 08:36 AM, Smeli-Shoe-I-Wuv-U-2 wrote: javascript:MakeSmileySelection(10); javascript:MakeSmileySelection(19);
Wait... What?

Its when you try and drag a smily into the post area.
e.g that is the angry face javascript:MakeSmileySelection(2);

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In order to defuse the bomb, you have to prove that time travel is possible.

I'm gonna go back to my room and be awesome.
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