The Most Epic Way To Defuse A Bomb?

[madvideogamer]

Like, instead of codes, red wire blue wire, or any of that generic junk.

Here one, you have to solve a Rubix cube.

[SCTE3]

Toss it in the air then throw a knife at it and watch it explode in midair.

[X-Gary-Gigax-X]

Short-circuiting the bomb with your own body as a conducter.

[silverdud22]

Solving what the fraction 1/0 is equal to.

[MrDark01234]

Solving a point & click escape game, like crimson room, except 50 times harder, on a tiny screen, intercut with screamer images and a crappy connection.

[EpicFail]

You have to shit in your own mouth, that is epic.

[BFK]

finding an opening and pissing into it

[GHOST-KILLA]

When theres a guy at short A with an AWP covering his bomb hes planted and you come from long
and you do the illegal defuse thru the wall so you dont pop up and get your face awped off
thats the epic way to defuse.

other than that, when your defusin scroll your mouse wheel up early fast so you switch weapons!

[Fleshlight]

i would have to say...sticking my cock in the bomb, starting out slowly, and gradually getting faster until i ejaculate, at which time the bomb defuses.

[Tiago11103]

Un-Fucking-Pluggin it.

[mohawks]

ID USE DUCK TAPE AND A TUBE SOCK

[alicetheDroog]

At 12/8/08 07:58 PM, madvideogamer wrote: Here one, you have to solve a Rubix cube.

We're fucked.

[knightsofthecircle]

If anyone has seen any MacGyver episodes, you'll know what I'm talking about.

[Some-Stupid-Idiot]

Use this water explosive I saw on Future Weapons to defuse car bombs.

or you could have to press a sequence of buttons similar to Simon Says.

[nymphoid]

it would work like the clapper, except you'd have to complete a complex irish jig, and one wrong tap means explosion :3

[RWT]

Options for epic defusing:

Toss it into a crowd of neo-nazis

Chain it to a guy and give him a saw (Woohoo, Mad Max reference)

Discover that the liquid explosive is maple syrup. And drink it.

Stab the bomb with Excalibur

Drop it in a bucket of vodka

Get some ducks to stand in a row, ending the universe and causing the bomb to cease to exist.

Call a random friend over and tell him to go long

Put the bomb in a safe and put a chain & padlock around it. Get bonus points for making it harder.

Make your buddy do it

Ask on 4Chan

[uzi47]

At 12/8/08 08:01 PM, EpicFail wrote: You have to shit in your own mouth, that is epic.

Epic Fail you mean?

[Franklin-Moore]

You have to eat it.

[AnVillain]

Pick up the bomb then take it to the moon before it explodes, once you get there, it blows a crater that looks like your name on it.

well not really diffusing it but w/e

[Rush-1991]

With the blood of cheap hookers?

[Sds71295]

At 12/8/08 08:01 PM, EpicFail wrote: You have to shit in your own mouth, that is epic.

I sense a portal gun will be involved...

[MegaMelmo]

Power Knee it.

[andycastaneda]

you would have to read 20,000 leagues under the sea, and take a test on it.
if you get a score lower than 95% then the bomb goes off.
if you get 95% or higher then the bomb is defused.

[CheeseManBlue]

sacrifice yourself by jamming your boner into the circuitry, causing the bomb to short circuit and defuse. then ejaculating right as you die.

[andycastaneda]

getting avgn's fake poop on it, and having him say mean things about the bomb.

[t3hparty]

Suck a big black cock.

Snail Jesus Rides Again!, by LordZeebmork Type: Movie Rating: Everyone

[CutTheCheese]

Taking an axe to it.

[TheAmateurAnimator]

Throw it into the mouth of a shark (or better, a T-rex) and RUN LIKE HELL.

[Maverick-Alex]

Heatbutt it.
Falcon punch it.
Tackle it.
Rape it.

[DumbassDude]

I would say... Defusing a 10 wire bomb, sky diving... ABOVE A VOLCANO!