i once shit inside of a book at my school library. i was all like, i'm totally going to do this. i could have easily gone to the restroom, but i really had to go and it was quite retarded.
urinals don't count because that shit just isn't funny
ok
I'm not gonna tell. It was a long time ago and I've moved on.
I miss my old sig )=
inside a bank vault
Dont even ask...
How do I Forum Post?
In my friend's garden, while he wasn't around. I was dying for a dump and his doors were locked so I did it in my hand and threw it in his flooded sandbox. I have no idea if he ever found it under all that water.
The words of the prophets are written on the subway walls.
okay... I'm backing away slowly...
You're weird
The redesign happened, now my signature doesn't match anymore.
I once shit in the backseat of this kid's car. He left his doors open, so I took it upon myself to do this act.
Once I was playing a 24 hour paintball game. took a shit behind a tree, and had to shoot some one midd way. not a strange place, but strange circumstances.
I am gonna enjoy this thread.
I've never shit anywhere strange
One time when I was liek rly little, I was at my mom's friend house and I dropped some dumpage in her bathroom, and then I couldn't wipe myself, so my mom's friend wiped me. earth?
Ugh, nowhere interesting T_T
Some of these answers cracked me up though
Ill make a picture to go here later.
i expected so much more from you guys.
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At 12/8/08 06:20 PM, HuntersMoon wrote: inside a bank vault
Dont even ask...
Monk reference.
When I was 7 I was scared of outhouses. I really needed to go while camping so I shit behind one of the outhouses and covered it with leaves.
The aliens are coming to get us.
At 12/8/08 06:45 PM, HibiscusKazeneko wrote:At 12/8/08 06:20 PM, HuntersMoon wrote: inside a bank vaultMonk reference.
Dont even ask...
lol not really
How do I Forum Post?
In the middle of some empty town in way north Texas up by Oklahoma. I went behind the building with a brown page to wipe, and began pooping.
Then as I was.. doing my biznezz, someone yells "KARL!"
I ignored it, and kept on going.. c'mon I'm poopin'.. let me finish. But nope, then comes another "KAARL!"
Angrily I have to stop what I'm doing, pull up my pants, begin to walk around the corner and scream "WHAT? WHAT DO YOU WA.." and as I turned, I saw two bright spotlights pointed at me and I just froze up. The police had rolled up on us as I was taking a shit. great.
The officer asked me what was in the bag. I informed him it was empty and that I was just using it for.. wiping. He made some unfunny pun cracks at me, like "boy you look scared SHITless!" and "did I scare the SHIT out of ya?"
He did let me return to the back of the building to finish up, and then saw us off.
*cough* yeah... :X
I shat in the toilet.
does this count?
on the side of a highway when i was like 8.
Kill a man, you're a murderer, kill many, you're a conqueror, kill 'em all, and you're a god!
when i was a youngin'
i took a dump in an alley
i was afraid tht if i went inside, my grandma wouldnt let me back out
XD
in a park
i really had to go :\
"when i'm good, i'm good...but when i'm bad, i'm better."
I didnt shit to a weird place, but my friend got shit in his cock when he went to brothel for his first anal.
At 12/8/08 06:18 PM, Strength wrote: urinals don't count because that shit just isn't funny
ba dum pish
Well, I was out camping once...
I really had to shit, but since I wasn't exactly prepared to do it out in the woods, I tried my best to hold it.
I did, however, make the stupid mistake of going to piss behind a tree ( I really had to piss at the same time I had to shit, fun). While, pissing, I shit myself.
In the middle of the sahara then i used it to build a shelter.
I didn't really shit here but it's a funny shit story. I walked into a grocery store bathroom and the walls,celling, floor, toilet,sink, urinal, mirror, and even toilet paper dispenser was covered in putrid shit. I left and never went back.
I had a shit in the 9th hole of a mini-golf course when I was drunk one time. It was pretty funny at the time, but now that I think back, I feel kinda bad for whoever had to clean that fucker outta there.
In a medium-sized McDonalds cup, which I had previously drank water from.
Reason? The toilets around me were too filthy.
Off the side of the empire state bulidng while dressed as pedo bear.
It hit girl scout troop 564
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