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At 12/8/08 03:52 PM, K1LL80Y wrote: yea,im downloading it right now,is it fun?based on what i saw it looks fun
"Fun" isn't quite the word I'd use to describe it. If you go into it with the right attitude (as in: if you can find ridiculously cheap death and a general sense of masochism funny), it's a great game and a hilarious, razor-sharp satire of all the archaic conventions of old-school gaming that we all get so nostalgic about while simultaneously forgetting why they became archaic in the first place. It starts with an Engrish-laced title sequence and an apple defying gravity and shooting straight upwards to kill you, and it just gets crazier from there.
Ever play the impossible quiz? It's like that, only it's an actual game....
and I see it's about OVER NINE THOUSAAAANNNNDDDD times harder.
oh no you didn't!
I LIKE FOOD
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