COD5 perks that should have made it

[Pivotelite]

In this Forum post, We will create Call of duty 5 Perks that could have made it in the game or would make a great addition. This is how the lay out has to be for the perk your post:

(Name):
(Effect):
(Required Level to unlock):
Have fun!
Example:

(Name): Dog Whisperer
(Effect): Gives you two dog bones to make incoming dogs to perish.
(Required Level to unlock): 10

[malachi117]

That is a horrible, retarded idea of a perk.

[Pivotelite]

That is Off Topic, I would appreciate it if you could stay ON TOPIC, Thank you very much.

[VenomKing666]

At 12/7/08 03:54 PM, Pivotelite wrote: That is Off Topic, I would appreciate it if you could stay ON TOPIC, Thank you very much.

How was it off-topic ? he just commented on your idea. The fact he said it's shit dosent make it off-topic.

[desert116]

Name: Hiroshima again
Effect: Drops nuclear bomb from the sky
Level to unlock: 40

Would be best game ever. :)

[Gamepr020]

The topic is misleading...maybe learn some grammer? like,

Cod WaW perks that should have been made

[Pivotelite]

At 12/7/08 04:02 PM, VenomKing666 wrote:

At 12/7/08 03:54 PM, Pivotelite wrote: That is Off Topic, I would appreciate it if you could stay ON TOPIC, Thank you very much.

How was it off-topic ? he just commented on your idea. The fact he said it's shit doesnt make it off-topic.

The whole point of this forum post was to post a created perk, not to criticize. but I guess If you don't like that perk, I can change it.
(Name): Invincible
(Effect): Exactly right when you spawn you get one minute of unlimited ammo.
(Level Requirement): 60

[Pivotelite]

(Name): More Perks
(Effect): This Perk gives you two more perk spots when you turn it on.
(Level Requirement): 10th Prestige, Level 65

[VenomKing666]

At 12/7/08 04:06 PM, Pivotelite wrote:

The whole point of this forum post was to post a created perk, not to criticize. but I guess If you don't like that perk, I can change it.

Criticizing is always a part of any forum, because we are here tod discuss, also most of your perks are overpowered bullshit.

[malachi117]

Just fucking stop.

Every perk you've attempted to make has been a colossal piece of shit.

[TheZach]

(Name): Rape
(Effect): Butt-Fuck your own mother
(Required Level to unlock): 1

[Jesus-Owns-X]

Looks like this thread was a great idea

[scetch00]

I thought this would be perks that were made but weren't gonna be in WaW.

Fuck this.

[Phantox]

At 12/7/08 04:15 PM, malachi117 wrote: Just fucking stop.

Every perk you've attempted to make has been a colossal piece of shit.

At least he's trying. Unlike your sorry ass who just knows how to cuss and insult.

I don't know of any good perks to add. I only played COD5 online for around 2 hours

[malachi117]

At 12/7/08 06:02 PM, Phantox wrote:

At 12/7/08 04:15 PM, malachi117 wrote: Just fucking stop.

Every perk you've attempted to make has been a colossal piece of shit.

At least he's trying.

Trying and making retardedly overpowered crap is completely different.

Besides, I don't see you contributing either. It has almost the exact same perks as CoD4 and 2 hours is enough time to figure out what perks it has.

[MikeRomanul]

At 12/7/08 04:05 PM, Gamepr020 wrote: The topic is misleading...maybe learn some grammer? like,

Cod WaW perks that should have been made

Wait a minute.

At 12/7/08 04:05 PM, Gamepr020 wrote: grammer

Rofl.

I've always wanted a perk that tapes two clips for a rifle together, and when you need to reload you just flip it upside down, and put the other side in (kinda works like sleight of hand, but different).

Also in CoD4, I always wanted a perk that does something about those annoying martyrdom douche bags but then WaW took care of that.

[elace]

i got 2

(Name):race card
(Effect): you get a p90 becuase the dogs only killed you cuase you black
(Required Level to unlock):5 (or just say i luvs me some chicken now where da watermelon b)

(Name):jedi
(Effect):instant kick ass
(Required Level to unlock):49

[sculpted-cold]

Holy fuck, the OP is retarded.

[Ragnarokia]

Carbomb
Similar to Martyrdum (however you spell it) but instead blows up your tank once it has been destroyed killing everyone around it.
Let's say level 30

[Dragoonwing]

At 12/7/08 07:29 PM, Ragnarokia wrote: Carbomb
Similar to Martyrdum (however you spell it) but instead blows up your tank once it has been destroyed killing everyone around it.
Let's say level 30

So basically make your tank have a bigger explosion than it already does?

[ismellarat]

Even though this is one of the worst threads I've read all week, I'm going to contribute anyway, because I'm a flaming queer.
Name: Teh Banhammah
Effect: Upon dying, DELETE FUCKING EVERYTHING.
Points to unlock: -12

[Ragnarokia]

At 12/7/08 08:11 PM, Dragoonwing wrote:

At 12/7/08 07:29 PM, Ragnarokia wrote: Carbomb
Similar to Martyrdum (however you spell it) but instead blows up your tank once it has been destroyed killing everyone around it.
Let's say level 30

So basically make your tank have a bigger explosion than it already does?

Fuck yes.

[Lizzardis]

At 12/7/08 04:06 PM, Pivotelite wrote: (Name): Invincible
(Effect): Exactly right when you spawn you get one minute of unlimited ammo.
(Level Requirement): 60

Invinciblity isn't unlimited ammo.
Invinciblity is when you can't get hurt nor can you die.

*sigh*
(name) : Tread sofly
(Effect) : Can not be heard when walking/ running, also can not be seen on radar
(level requirment) : 30

[VenomKing666]

ADHD

Effect: YOu randomly change weapons every 5 seconds.

[Bramly-apple]

(Name): Cock Slap
(Effect): Replaces melee attack with a 15 inch cock slap.
(Required Level to unlock):10

I can't believe I was the first to post this. Shame on you Newgrounds, shame on you....

Altough I belive a rape perk still hasn't been mentioned
.

[Fezz]

At 12/7/08 03:54 PM, Pivotelite wrote: That is Off Topic, I would appreciate it if you could stay ON TOPIC, Thank you very much.

I would like you to stop acting like an omniscient douche.