Your Worst Fast Food Experience

[sumidiotdude]

My friend and I went to our town's Arbys to get some Roast Beef sandwiches and fries like we usually do. So were sitting at the box giving our order and my friend and I are talking about what we want. So I give the order and the lady working there responds, "What did you want?". So I repeat it. She again says, "What?". So I figured she couldn't hear us and I shouted the order louder to her. Then I turn to my friend and said, "What's so hard to hear about a pepsi. F***". The lady goes nuts and says, "Don't tell me to f*** off". Well at this point it's getting comical because: 1. Their equipment sucks and 2. She is nuts. So we pull up to the window and she absolutely loses her god damn mind. Starts lecturing us on how to behave. Me and my friend are just grinning at this trying not to outright laugh at her and make it worse but she just won't shut up about it. So I told her just to give us the fucking food already. That apparently wasn't very diplomatic of me because now she has the food clutched in her fat fingers refusing to give it to us until we apologize. Screw that. I told her to give us the food since she already took the god damn money. So this bitch actually says, "How'd you like it if I spit in your food you little shits." To which my friend replies, "How'd you like it if we called the state board of health and reported your fat ass". She actually looks at him and then walks away from the window and out of our sight than about a minute later comes back with this shit eating smirk and hands us our food. So we of course do the appropriate thing and give the skank the finger. Neither of us were going to eat that crap cause' we had no idea what she did to it. So I gave it to my friends little sister and we went out and got Subway.

Anyone else had a similar experience happen? How'd you handle it?

[doberman7]

I once found pubes in my milkshake and semen in my chips.

[Strength]

someone shit in my fries and i stabbed them.

[HolyTomato]

I found a hair in my side salad twice in a row at different wendys. Needless to say I havent gotten a salad at a fast food restaraunt since.

It did it look a little short and black though...*shudders*

[TacoFreak]

Don't think I've ever had one.

[HungarianSupermarket]

Came across some feathers in McNuggets once. Not cool.

[Kidiri]

KFC so damn greasy I nearly puked.

[Shakyjake]

I went to McDonalds... thats pretty much the worst fast food experience you can get imo...

[doberman7]

Also, morgan spurlock + supersize me.

[SoulPiker]

A bunch of blacks came and robbed KFC.

[Dr-Nefarious]

Me and my friend Harold wanted to go to White Castle, and then the White Castle was gone, and then we met freakshow, and got thrown in jail, and then my dad got mad at me cause I didn't go to my medschool interview, and then fucking Neil Patrick Harris stole our car, and then we got to White Castle and we had no money and then Neil Patrick Harris paid for it and then we went back home, and Harold finally got up the guts to talk to Maria and then she went to Amsterdam, and you know what's legal in Amsterdam, right?

I hate run-on sentences.

[Xaxrox]

I ate something purposedly called "a burger" in local MC and spent next two weeks in hospital due to heart and stomach problems.

[Mendou]

Only real bad experience I had was when I was at a Burger King with my mother back when I was like 9. We went in there and my mom was ordering the food for me, they got it and I think we literally waited there for like 30-40 minutes just waiting for our food. I remembering other people actually getting impatient(Since they were waiting for their food orders too). I think I remember one employee literally just sitting or standing acting like a twat.

Eventually we got our food, I can't remember if it was good or not. But I remember getting one of those Pokemon golden cards so it was worth it.

I guess that's not nearly as bad, but hey it's something.

[doberman7]

Also, fast food sucks real bad.

[ParadoxSaint]

I can usually find hairs in my stuff. So pretty much every other time I eat a fast food restaurant is the worst experience for me.

[NewbleHeimer]

At 12/7/08 11:08 AM, Dr-Nefarious wrote: Me and my friend Harold wanted to go to White Castle, and then? the White Castle was gone, and then we met freakshow, and then my dad got mad at me , and then fucking Neil Patrick Harris stole our car, and then we got to White Castle

And then?

[The-Condor]

At 12/7/08 11:08 AM, Dr-Nefarious wrote: Me and my friend Harold wanted to go to White Castle.................

that was my first lol of the day

thank you kind sir

[flashplayer5]

A fight started out in the KFC I was in once. It was funny, but only in retrospect.

[JKMonkey]

i once found a fingernail in my Whopper

once i told the Clerk i got another free Whopper, but after i just ate one with a finger nail in it, why would i want to eat another?

[HuntersMoon]

At 12/7/08 11:08 AM, Dr-Nefarious wrote: Me and my friend Harold wanted to go to White Castle, and then the White Castle was gone, and then we met freakshow, and got thrown in jail, and then my dad got mad at me cause I didn't go to my medschool interview, and then fucking Neil Patrick Harris stole our car, and then we got to White Castle and we had no money and then Neil Patrick Harris paid for it and then we went back home, and Harold finally got up the guts to talk to Maria and then she went to Amsterdam, and you know what's legal in Amsterdam, right?

I hate run-on sentences.

man, that must have been one hell of an adventure. the only way you could have done all that is if you have a cheeta that you could have ridden from place to place!

[Samurai]

At 12/7/08 11:37 AM, kingofbuttons wrote:

At 12/7/08 10:59 AM, doberman7 wrote: I once found pubes in my milkshake and semen in my chips.

Milkshakes are made of semen so you found pubes in ur semen and semen in your chips...

You got peanut butter in my chocolate!

You got chocolate in my peanut butter!

[whatty]

At 12/7/08 11:43 AM, flashplayer5 wrote: A fight started out in the KFC I was in once. It was funny, but only in retrospect.

lol. I'm going to use that word more.

[aliguytor]

I had KFC for dinner and then, few hours later I woke up and puked for 25 minutes.

[SouthAsian]

I had just come back from the dentist and since I would have missed lunch at school we went to drive thru at the Mcdonalds.Basicaly the person on the speaker was having a real hard difficult time understanding that we wanted like 2 fish fillets.So my dad actually yelled at them thru the speaker.
The manager came out and gave us our food and when I bit into the fish fillet it was excruciatingly hot, it scalded my tongue.I waondered if they intentionaly over cooked it.

bastards.

[NEDM]

I once went to McDonald's
nuf said

[Atgod88]

I once went into an arby's had excellent service but didn't ring the Good Service bell.

I was so hardcore about that not ringing it, it damn near rang its self. Then the manager thanked me for ringing the bell by being hardcore.

[Ronald-McDonald-LoL]

I ate at mcDonald's once. Nuff said.

How many times will I read this?

I think the worst Ive ever had was Burger King. They started advertising the shit out of their fries a long time back, so we went to try them out. Big mistake. Those things were horrible, they stuck to the roof of my mouth, and made the pop distasteful.