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At 12/7/08 10:16 AM, zero-gravity wrote: Here are some "guidlines" you should follow to be a successful NG user:

Oh, I see what you did there.

This thread made me lose my faith in humanity even more.. Not the OP, but some others.
Christ. Are you guys like... 6?

Agreed, yeah it was funny at first, but this so played out. Besides, some people are actually believing this garbage. I wouldn't risk making more posts like this.

At 12/7/08 11:01 AM, xKore wrote:

At 12/7/08 10:46 AM, Lizzardis wrote: Haha, good drawing.
I knew he was ding sarcastic it's just i was trying to make a point.
Why would you make a thread which is just a joke? I mean isn't a thread supposed to have meaning?
No so that you can quote every answer just to get your post count +1?

So you knew it was sarcastic? That's why you took the time to reply seriously to every single point he made instead of questioning his sarcasm as you are now?

a lier is u

That was serious? And it didn't take me that long, if i posted seriously to every post why do you think i put the *woop woop* near the end, it's suppost to be a train lol
lol trust me i knew he was being sarcastic, i just thought id prove him wrong.

Now to see how many people actually take my advice.............

At 12/7/08 11:34 AM, Lizzardis wrote:

At 12/7/08 11:01 AM, xKore wrote:

At 12/7/08 10:46 AM, Lizzardis wrote: Haha, good drawing.
I knew he was ding sarcastic it's just i was trying to make a point.
Why would you make a thread which is just a joke? I mean isn't a thread supposed to have meaning?
No so that you can quote every answer just to get your post count +1?

So you knew it was sarcastic? That's why you took the time to reply seriously to every single point he made instead of questioning his sarcasm as you are now?

a lier is u

That was serious? And it didn't take me that long, if i posted seriously to every post why do you think i put the *woop woop* near the end, it's suppost to be a train lol

lol a train ur funy. No you done that woop woop thing for your shitty banland metaphor, when you was being serious.

lol trust me i knew he was being sarcastic, i just thought id prove him wrong.

And you just got frustrated at the joke for the fun of it didn't you, with your facepalming and cursing at the OP. Totally nut serius.

stup lying.

So much effort put into it and it just comes out as a large fail.

HEY GUYS GUYS I THINK THIS GUY IS SERIOUS. WE SHOULD TOTALLY BAN HIM RITE?

At 12/7/08 12:21 PM, Victory wrote: HEY GUYS GUYS I THINK THIS GUY IS SERIOUS. WE SHOULD TOTALLY BAN HIM RITE?

TOTALY!

But seriously, this is why 10 year olds shouldn't get internet access. Face it guys, this is serious business.

At 12/7/08 10:38 AM, zero-gravity wrote:

At 12/7/08 10:35 AM, Lizzardis wrote: Face it you know fuck all about the rules and regulations on Newgrounds!

wow dude. Way to recognize a joke, all you idiots who are blurting out the most obvious shit and ruining this thread should just go home.

The people who take the thread seriously actually make the thread better. They're quite amusing

At 12/7/08 12:20 PM, Ragnarokia wrote: So much effort put into it and it just comes out as a large fail.

thats why its 2 pages right?

At 12/7/08 12:25 PM, saqwert wrote:

At 12/7/08 10:38 AM, zero-gravity wrote:

At 12/7/08 10:35 AM, Lizzardis wrote: Face it you know fuck all about the rules and regulations on Newgrounds!

wow dude. Way to recognize a joke, all you idiots who are blurting out the most obvious shit and ruining this thread should just go home.

The people who take the thread seriously actually make the thread better. They're quite amusing

Thanks i think.....anyway just think though if i had not of made that post this thread my not of been 2 pages.
Right?

Wow some people have never learned about sarcasm. That made this thread hilarious!

At 12/7/08 12:42 PM, Lizzardis wrote: anyway just think though if i had not of made that post this thread my not of been 2 pages.
Right?

No, you just raped the joke...

I luff this thread.

Also remember that the correct way to post your sig is to post it with each and every one of your posts.

At 12/7/08 10:38 AM, BananaBreadMuffin wrote:

At 12/7/08 10:35 AM, Lizzardis wrote: Face it you know fuck all about the rules and regulations on Newgrounds!

lmao

You just won my vote for nazi mod.

Some people really do have a hard time translating satire and sarcasm over the internet, don't they?

11. Always point out how your sig which includes a picture of the hottest chick you've ever seen is cool
12. Always boast about how big your sack is.
13. PM Admins as much as possible, im sure they will respond
14. When someone insults you, spam their inbox with messages saying "STFU FUCKFACE"
15. The pool is not closed, thats just a myth
16. Copypaste ensures your making the most ownage post.
17. When insulting people to be cool make sure to mention how you fucked their moms.
18. Remember your new, your the toughest shit on NG
19. Derail as many topics as you can because they all suck
20. Everyone loves Jew jokes, even the horendous ones.

This guy sure is a hoot. He's telling us the opposite of what we should do!

At 12/7/08 10:16 AM, zero-gravity wrote:

Here are some "guidlines" you should follow to be a successful NG user:

1. If some guy with a yellow icon tells you to do something, don't listen to him, he's just a pussy
2. Question everyones sexuallity as much as possible
3. Make as many photoshop topics as you can. Everyone loves them
4. Tell as many cock jokes as possible because their so fucking hilarious
5. Always refer to really old memes because it reminds people of the good old days
6. TYPING IN ALL CAPS WILL GUARENTEE SOMEONE WILL READ YOUR POST AND TAKE YOU SERIOUSLY
7. Always make your topic title "fuck" because everyone loves funny sounding titles
8. If someone says something, anything at all, call them a faggot.
9. If some faggot thinks he has the balls to ban you, make another account and continue what you were doing
10. If you have a website or video on youtube make topics about them so people will visit them and make you look awesome.
11. Always point out how your sig which includes a picture of the hottest chick you've ever seen is cool
12. Always boast about how big your sack is.
13. PM Admins as much as possible, im sure they will respond
14. When someone insults you, spam their inbox with messages saying "STFU FUCKFACE"
15. The pool is not closed, thats just a myth
16. Copypaste ensures your making the most ownage post.
17. When insulting people to be cool make sure to mention how you fucked their moms.
18. Remember your new, your the toughest shit on NG
19. Derail as many topics as you can because they all suck
20. Everyone loves Jew jokes, even the horendous ones.

These guidelines are fricking pretty nice, I don't take suggestions to well though. great stuff
i have a huge sack

At 12/7/08 10:38 AM, BananaBreadMuffin wrote:

lmao I fuckeD your mom.

amidoinitrite?
um um um too much quoted text makes no fucking sense. It is already in the thread is that the problem. I just don't see why I can't post it, when it would take the same amount okay have enough

Im hoping to compile like 50 of these.......

*Sigh* I'm not even going to bother this time!

You must think all the new members of newgrounds are fools.

At 12/7/08 03:33 PM, BalaamAbaddon wrote: You must think all the new members of newgrounds are fools.

oh they are, just like you. Believe me when i say you guys are.

At 12/7/08 03:33 PM, BalaamAbaddon wrote: You must think all the new members of newgrounds are fools.

Hey, you better listen to the OP. I wish I had these rules when I first started out.

At 12/7/08 11:13 AM, sumidiotdude wrote: I wouldn't risk making more posts like this.

Yeah man that's cool. I completely agree. People should get over the sarcasm fail and actually reply to the OP's post.

Like you.

the OP has less than 1000 posts. He has no idea how to be successful. Don't listen to the noobie.

Also, learn sarcasm. Learn it of GTFO.

At 12/7/08 03:55 PM, NeonFlame126 wrote: the OP has less than 1000 posts. He has no idea how to be successful. Don't listen to the noobie.

Also, learn sarcasm. Learn it of GTFO.

which is why i was capable of making this list right? :D