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I'd take the money, because there ain't no way she'd fuck me.

At 12/7/08 01:28 AM, Stomer wrote: 500 dollars or a night with this hot model. YOU DECIDE

AHHH trick question who says she'll have sex with you, let alone sleep in the same bed you only said a night with her.

I'll be smart and take the money

At 12/7/08 01:38 AM, Jon4life wrote: Are you cheating on me Timmy? How could you do this to me? You would rather play Parcheesi with a model and not your own wife?

Oh you never play Parcheesi with me anymore - you always have a headache, or you're tired, or have an early meeting...excuses excuses excuses

500 dolla, cause I don't plan on scissoring... ever.
Also I need a new camera.

Wow, talk about photoshopped boobs.

Fearing what she may actually look like, I'd take the 500 bucks.

At 12/7/08 01:42 AM, physco-pickle wrote: I would take the 500 dollars. For two reasons.
1.Her breasts are really un attractive and very dis proportionate with her body.
B. I don't think one night guarantees anything anyways besides just hanging out with a hot girl.

1. Fuck you boobies are awesome.
2. He means sex don't be such a dick.

I would take the sex, Gemma has a spot in my heart always.

Holy missletits, batman

At 12/7/08 01:57 AM, TheZach wrote: Wow, talk about photoshopped boobs.

They are real, search gemma atkinson.

id take the 500 dollars, then i would kidnap her and put her under my bed. let her decay a little then fuck her dead body. sounds like a plan. when do i get this 500 dollars?

At 12/7/08 01:59 AM, Obvious-M wrote:

At 12/7/08 01:57 AM, TheZach wrote: Wow, talk about photoshopped boobs.

They are real, search gemma atkinson.

Judging by this picture, they aren't that real...
Boobies shouldn't float.

depends on what you mean by a night with her.

hope it isn't a night of being in two different rooms

At 12/7/08 02:02 AM, MoriChax wrote: Judging by this picture, they aren't that real...
Boobies shouldn't float.

Better show us how yours don't for reference.

At 12/7/08 02:05 AM, Scrotaculous wrote:

At 12/7/08 02:02 AM, MoriChax wrote: Judging by this picture, they aren't that real...
Boobies shouldn't float.

Better show us how yours don't for reference.

hey, if MANswers says its true, then it must be true.

$500 dollars, I think shes ugly.

I prefer my women to have at least brown eyes, and either a year round tan or extremely pale complexion, and I prefer dark hair.

Mori is an excellent example of what I find extremely attractive.

shes hot as fuck but i dont need a night of sex, i need the money. after the nights over it wont matter but having 500 more dollars right now would really help my situation.

A night of intriguing political discussion?

She's fucking skinny as hell. Ick.
500 bucks.

Meh... I'm pretty sure that if that girl was ever going to fall in the ocean... those boobs would just float...

I'm alright with my girlfriend, and I don't think there's any way I could have better sex than what I have right now. So give me the 500$ right now.

And the most important part of the deal...
it's important when you have sex with someone that you find him or her attractive. But it's not counting for more than 20% of the deal... the most important part really is the relation you have with your partner and the sex "quality" itself (if I can express myself that way).

At 12/7/08 01:49 AM, TheNossinator wrote: $500, she's not really that good looking. Her body is disproportionate. It looks weird.

^This...
I would use the $250 to buy something for my girlfriend and I would keep the other $250 for myself...
Oh god, give me the money already!

Unaturally large bewbs and airbrush, eww. $500 pwease.

I'd just take the money. She looks like I could catch something from her.

The money.
She's a trap, I can tell. Even if she isn't her boobs are fake, and she isn't that attractive.

mmm if i can't decide then ill just have both

These things always say "spend a night" they never actually say u get to screw her. So that makes me fairly suspcious >.>

At 12/7/08 02:07 AM, cast wrote: $500 dollars, I think shes ugly.

I prefer my women to have at least brown eyes, and either a year round tan or extremely pale complexion, and I prefer dark hair.

Mori is an excellent example of what I find extremely attractive.

Man ur picky! Fuck man good luck finding anybody. AT ALL.

DAMN

At 12/7/08 01:59 AM, Obvious-M wrote:

At 12/7/08 01:57 AM, TheZach wrote: Wow, talk about photoshopped boobs.

They are real, search gemma atkinson.

Whatever, she's still got the shoulders of a linebacker.

At 12/7/08 01:50 AM, TheSouthernTower wrote: I'd take the money, because there ain't no way she'd fuck me.

Seconded...

At 12/7/08 01:54 AM, Timmy wrote:

At 12/7/08 01:38 AM, Jon4life wrote: Are you cheating on me Timmy? How could you do this to me? You would rather play Parcheesi with a model and not your own wife?

Oh you never play Parcheesi with me anymore - you always have a headache, or you're tired, or have an early meeting...excuses excuses excuses

Maybe if you didn't have an embarrasing erectile dysfunction...which has nothing to do with Parcheesi but it's still embarrassing to be around you.

It's a very hard decision but I think i would choose the $500 because I actually NEED the money(I am in debt) and I could just fuck my girlfriend if I wanted sex with a hot woman.

Money. Definitely.

1. Her body is all... weird... 'shopped image maybe?

2. Cash rocks.

3. Imagine what you could do with $500!