I am fascinated with holes.

[cast]

And to start this thread off, I'd like to show you the thread which inspired me to share this with you guys. It can be found here.

Anyways!,

The first hole I would like to show you is called a Glory Hole, located at the Monticello Dam in California.

I'm sure when most of us sick illiterate bastards think of a glory hole we picture a random woman on one side of the bathroom stall, and a ugly son of a bitch on the other getting his cock sucked, fucked whatever. Or maybe I just fed your virgin eyes some more perverse facts, tell your friends.

But that's not what I'm showcasing with number one!

Most would probably be terrified to even get near this massive hole, let alone stick our dicks in it. Unless you're retarded. A glory hole is used when a dam is at full holding capacity and water needs to be drained from the reservoir, the glory hole at Monticello dam is the largest in the world, its size enables it to suck in 14,400 cubic feet of water every second.

Picture # 1

The next amazing hole is called the Kimberly BIG Hole, located in South Africa which is apparently the largest hole dug by hand in the world at 1097 meters deep. A little over three tons of diamonds were snatched from this sucker making the worthless fucks who dug it out stinking rich before it was closed in 1914.

Your image of this hole.

The last one I feel like sharing is the Great Blue Hole, yeah I linked to the image over there.

This stunning geographical phenomenon known as a blue hole is situated 60 miles off the mainland of Belize. There are many blue holes around the world, but none are as mesmerizing as this one.

Ok, I'm done.

Get to know your world, kids, and learn how to spell whole for fucks sake.

Ok bonus:

Below is a picture of "The Door to Hell" this is my favorite hole. This place is located near the small town of Darvaz in Uzbekistan. Created by dumb fuck geologists digging for gas, they ignited the site so that no poisonous gas would come out, and the cavern has been burning continuously for the last 35 years.

That also reminds me, there's a coal mine or something in Philly that has been burning underground for a long while, isn't there?

Also, think about what we're doing when we pump all of that oil out of the ground, replace the space with air.. Hmm, we're sitting on what is going to amount to be a very large bomb aren't we? Like all of North America?

BYE EVERYONE I LOOK FORWARD TO YOUR REPLIES

[Kurt-1]

yeah holes are amazing

[bgraybr]

Very interesting. But not really something I would spend all of that time looking up.

someones going to make a joke about the "holes" part just warning you...

[Kurt-1]

At 12/6/08 11:36 PM, beatle wrote: my favorite hole:

bravo

[Ocean]

At 12/6/08 11:36 PM, beatle wrote: my favorite hole:

I just shat bricks.
MOD!
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!

[Timmy]

My favorite hole out of those pics is the one seemingly floating in the reservoir, but I think I enjoy it for its illusion more than anything.

Also, I've never heard of any continuously-burning cave around here (Philly), and google didn't shed any light on the subject. I'll have to ask around.

[cast]

At 12/6/08 11:35 PM, bgraybr wrote: Very interesting. But not really something I would spend all of that time looking up.

someones going to make a joke about the "holes" part just warning you...

Someone obviously didn't read my thread, and you've also underestimated the reactions I've anticipated from you guys.

I'm not a dumb fuck, I knew the title would attract users.

That guy that just posted goatse is just a genius, made me LOL for real man.

ngfigmentum (11:39:25 PM): someone posted goatse in your thread
ngfigmentum (11:39:26 PM): hahahahahaha
NG CasT (11:39:29 PM): i know
NG CasT (11:39:30 PM): keep it
NG CasT (11:39:35 PM): i laughed so hard

[Ocean]

At 12/6/08 11:40 PM, Vrejvax wrote:

At 12/6/08 11:39 PM, KitsuneNoir wrote:

At 12/6/08 11:36 PM, beatle wrote: my favorite hole:

I just shat bricks.
MOD!
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!

lmfao

you're really new to this whole internet thing aren't you?

Noone puts goatse on MY newgrounds!

[bgraybr]

Warn people before you put that fucking disgusting picture on here.
OMG thats gross.
I'm going to hide in a closet somewhere.
*shiver*

[Warrickneff]

You seem to be a hole expert, and you alluded to a hole burning in Philly, but this one here is from Russia.

I'm not sure if you've seen it before but this was really fucking interesting to me.

http://www.englishrussia.com/?p=1830

[AlkaSeltzer]

Goatse was inevitable really.

[beatle]

vrejas vaxra babesss

fuckin alt in tha hous,,,

At 12/6/08 11:45 PM, bgraybr wrote: HELLO I AM NEW TO INTERNET HELLO OH MY GOD WHAT THE FUCK MY MIND AAAAAAAAAAAAA

lmfao

[HolyTomato]

Im mesmerizes by that Big Blue hole, its simply breathtaking

I would love to have a house near it so I could look at it every day

[ChocEliteBar]

Question: do vaginas count?

</sarcasm>

The goatse made me laugh a bit, but it's funny to expect something like that in a thread with the name "I am fascinated/like/in love with holes".

Srsly, do vaginas count?

[Gergle]

At 12/6/08 11:36 PM, beatle wrote: my favorite hole:

Is that yours?

That looks very painful.

[<deleted>]

i inspired you yaaaaah
somehow

anyway pic one was awesome

[cast]

At 12/6/08 11:41 PM, Timmy wrote: My favorite hole out of those pics is the one seemingly floating in the reservoir, but I think I enjoy it for its illusion more than anything.

Also, I've never heard of any continuously-burning cave around here (Philly), and google didn't shed any light on the subject. I'll have to ask around.

I've got you covered man, I'm surprised that you haven't ever heard of this.

http://phillybits.blogspot.com/2007/03/c entralia-pa-and-40-year-underground.html

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Centralia,_
Pennsylvania

[UfaKefe]

Not my favorite, but a common hole.

[DM692]

At 12/6/08 11:36 PM, beatle wrote: my favorite hole:

Oh Fuck!

Kill it with FIre!!!

[OneLastCaress]

You and every other male of the human species.

[cast]

At 12/6/08 11:46 PM, Vrejvax wrote:

At 12/6/08 11:41 PM, cast wrote: That guy that just posted goatse is just a genius, made me LOL for real man.

you didn't expect that? lmfao

It was so obvious nobody was willing to take bets on it before I posted this.

Here's another picture of the Doorway to hell.

[RedDreadSky]

At 12/6/08 11:36 PM, beatle wrote: my favorite hole:

I'd praise you, but you used an alt.

[Thimbles]

At 12/6/08 11:32 PM, cast wrote: its size enables it to suck in 14,400 cubic feet of water every second.

And yet, that's still not able to accommodate the ridiculously large amount of ejaculate I spew forth every second.

[flahlover45]

i was dissapointed by the outcome of this thread. i expected holes.

[ngfan14]

I want moar holes.

[Joe]

I know how you feel. Sometimes there's just something drawing you to a hole.

[onescarydude]

I'd love to see the glory hole close up, it must be an amazing, mesmerising sight.

:Yes, that's what she said, i know.

[Gagsy]

Glory holes feed my voyeurism mind in a good way.

[MissingNYC]

aren't we all?

[fire-weasel]

At 12/6/08 11:32 PM, cast wrote: And to start this thread off, I'd like to show you the thread which inspired me to share this with you guys. It can be found here.

K..neat neat :P

Anyways!,

The first hole I would like to show you is called a Glory Hole, located at the Monticello Dam in California.

I'm sure when most of us sick illiterate bastards think of a glory hole we picture a random woman on one side of the bathroom stall, and a ugly son of a bitch on the other getting his cock sucked, fucked whatever. Or maybe I just fed your virgin eyes some more perverse facts, tell your friends.

That's exactly what I thought of xD well not an ugly guy and him getting...yeah not in that much detail but I thought of a hole in a stall. Haha

But that's not what I'm showcasing with number one!

M'kay

Most would probably be terrified to even get near this massive hole, let alone stick our dicks in it. Unless you're retarded. A glory hole is used when a dam is at full holding capacity and water needs to be drained from the reservoir, the glory hole at Monticello dam is the largest in the world, its size enables it to suck in 14,400 cubic feet of water every second.

Oh wow that's awesome :P

Picture # 1

The next amazing hole is called the Kimberly BIG Hole, located in South Africa which is apparently the largest hole dug by hand in the world at 1097 meters deep. A little over three tons of diamonds were snatched from this sucker making the worthless fucks who dug it out stinking rich before it was closed in 1914.

Oh wow ._. can someone fall into that thing and die falling down? That seriously looks dangerous :O

Your image of this hole.

The last one I feel like sharing is the Great Blue Hole, yeah I linked to the image over there.

This stunning geographical phenomenon known as a blue hole is situated 60 miles off the mainland of Belize. There are many blue holes around the world, but none are as mesmerizing as this one.

So beautiful :P

Ok, I'm done.

Get to know your world, kids, and learn how to spell whole for fucks sake.

I know how to spell whole and hole, but I'll try to know my world. Thank you :D

Ok bonus:

:O

Below is a picture of "The Door to Hell" this is my favorite hole. This place is located near the small town of Darvaz in Uzbekistan. Created by dumb fuck geologists digging for gas, they ignited the site so that no poisonous gas would come out, and the cavern has been burning continuously for the last 35 years.

Holy shit really? Isn't this underwater? It still burns? That is surprising to say the least.

That also reminds me, there's a coal mine or something in Philly that has been burning underground for a long while, isn't there?

Not sure but I'd love to hear about that if it is true.

Also, think about what we're doing when we pump all of that oil out of the ground, replace the space with air.. Hmm, we're sitting on what is going to amount to be a very large bomb aren't we? Like all of North America?

BYE EVERYONE I LOOK FORWARD TO YOUR REPLIES

Bye thanks for teaching me something. I seriously enjoyed this topic. If you can educate us more on interesting things like this please do. Its so fun to learn something new :D