Cures for horniness?

[ThoseSneakyFrench]

And so begins another exciting weekend of my life. Suffice to say, most if not all of it will be spent on the computer. With boredom comes horniness. For lack of better words, I'm trying to "save up" for a while. Are there any methods of preventing the urge to whip it out?

[LampFace]

Cold showers.

[lawlmaster]

At 12/6/08 09:46 AM, ZiggyZack99 wrote: Imagine a penis sticking out of this.

IS that shit real!?

today is my: WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT! day

[Porkchop]

You could go weight lifting. Read it in another finely laid out thread, although I cant remember who by....

[GeneralAC]

At 12/6/08 09:58 AM, Crusher117 wrote: You could go weight lifting. Read it in another finely laid out thread, although I cant remember who by....

That doesn't work, as i do both.

[DocSprite]

At 12/6/08 09:44 AM, ThoseSneakyFrench wrote: And so begins another exciting weekend of my life. Suffice to say, most if not all of it will be spent on the computer. With boredom comes horniness. For lack of better words, I'm trying to "save up" for a while. Are there any methods of preventing the urge to whip it out?

Don't resist. You know the urge will come. And the pr0nz will be there. I t is always there.

[Kyothine]

1. Stop being bored.
2. Exercise.

[Letiger]

if ur staright go to meatspin NSFW BAD

[DumbassDude]

Masturbating cures horniness, for a few hours...

[Dragoonwing]

Yeah, watch cartoons and play video games.

[MyMonkey]

Masturbate. "Saving up" isn't worth it.

[Centurion-Ryan]

In before masturba-

At 12/6/08 10:15 AM, DumbassDude wrote: Masturbating cures horniness, for a few hours...

At 12/6/08 10:19 AM, MyMonkey wrote: Masturbate. "Saving up" isn't worth it.

Goddamnit.

[Chozz]

Ketamine.

You seriously cant jack off on that shit.

[RoobyKillAll]

Keep your mind busy. I would consider myself pretty bad with this though. I jerk it when I wake up and before I go to sleep usually. But anything from video games to a good puzzle in the newspaper. Don't occupy yourself with anything that doesn't exercise your brain. You need something to actively take your mind off of it. Sitting down and watching t.v. is not a good choice. Outdoors can often be so visually stimulating for the mind that you don't even have time to think about your dink.

[Ragnarokia]

The best is to get it out of your system by having a nice wank.

[ThoseSneakyFrench]

At 12/6/08 10:22 AM, Ragnarokia wrote: The best is to get it out of your system by having a nice wank.

I did that yesterday!

[RubberTrucky]

At 12/6/08 10:21 AM, Chozz wrote: Ketamine.

You seriously cant jack off on that shit.

Ipecac also, but it will be messier.

And overdose on the offended page of encyclopedia dramatica WILL cure hornyness FOREVER. As well as hungryness, sweet dreams and a non traumatic existence.

[Dragoonwing]

At 12/6/08 10:23 AM, ThoseSneakyFrench wrote:

At 12/6/08 10:22 AM, Ragnarokia wrote: The best is to get it out of your system by having a nice wank.

I did that yesterday!

Come on SneakyFrench, can you honestly tell us you have nothing else better to do then jack off?

[InsertFunnyUserName]

Punch yourself in the dick every time you get even the slightest bit aroused.

Or go hang out with friends. Either one works.

You could have the friend punch you in the dick. Two birds with one stone.

[Kidiri]

Kick in the nards.

[RawOysterAddict]

At 12/6/08 09:44 AM, ThoseSneakyFrench wrote:

For lack of better words, I'm trying to "save up" for a while. Are there any methods of preventing the urge to whip it out?

"Saving up" isn't good for you. This can lead to BPH or prostate cancer when you get older. As a healthy adult male, you should be having at least 2 full ejaculations per day.

[FurryFox]

why would you save up? just wank.

[Some-Stupid-Idiot]

At 12/6/08 10:22 AM, Ragnarokia wrote: The best is to get it out of your system by having a nice wank.

He doesn't want to for some reason. The best way not to is to have a younger sibling around you at all times. Having them there will reduce your urges. Or you could be around a lot of people.

[Racoonmario]

At 12/6/08 10:22 AM, RoobyKillAll wrote: I jerk it when I wake up and before I go to sleep usually.

Dude! We have the same masturbation schedule!

[l0vemetal]

Well I'd have to agree with everyone who says that "saving up isn't worth it," unless you're saving up so you can have more spray to place on some fine female's face after she gives you a blowjob - which, however, we all know isn't the case, so forget the "experiment" and just go jerk it.

If you're completely insistent on saving your sperm, though, just do anything and everything to keep your mind off of it. Clean your room, hang out with friends, exercise, design a website, make something to submit to NG, the possibilities are endless.

Just, whatever you do, stay away from lizvicious.com

[Atgod88]

Go hug your grandmother.

[ThoseSneakyFrench]

Mishun Failed.