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At 12/5/08 04:40 PM, TehChahlesh wrote: Now I know that not only did you harass a person whose career is based on making people happy, but you ran away like the little shit you are when he got upset, then bragged about it on the internet.

Man, the ladies must be all over you.

Wow, a tempremental, trolling sad arse who attacks people on the internet, the ladies must be all over you...

And before you ask, yes, they are all over me.

Especially your mum....

I charge her extra...

I'm really not the most hardcore person, but... My parents made me mad, so I drove 300 miles away until I was caught by the Popo's.

I haven't done much hardcore, we were heating up some metal (or something) in chem, and I was dared to hold it to my skin, I did, it hurt, have a scar :p. That's about it.

My cat was outside meowing, and I thought he wanted in so I went to the door. My cat was hissing at this coyote on the other end of my lawn (about 4 or so meters. My kingdom for a bigger yard) and the bugger was backing my cat up into a corner. I ran out, boot the coyote in the side of it's head, grabbed my cat and ran like hell back inside.

I ate a live Frag grenade.

My stomach's made of titanium.

I fought a big guy with rings.

I lost.

I once branded a smily face in my arm... and uhh, opened a fire hydrant
HARDCORE!

I pimp-slapped a woman.

i ate a WHOLE SACK of salt...in two minutes...without MILK. beat that >:D drank a bottle of water after that...twice :3

I cussed a guy out over the internet when i was 9.

beat that.

A girl hugged me from behind and I said Hay, I got a cunt-cape.

My friend and I egged a burger place when people were still inside.Also, a house being build next to us, and Urinee's house/apartment, and my friend's old apartment. She also stole a bottle of Mike's hard lemonade from safeway. and We also snuck out at 2 AM for a few minutes... Oh, and on the way back from safeway, some pedo tried to pick us up. I did look aewfully femenine,. I still regret not saying that I'm a trap.

I teamkill in battlefield 2

At 12/5/08 04:22 PM, explodingbunnies wrote: i threw a slush ball at some jewish kid in july... i also shot the ice-crem man in the head with a fully-automatic airsoft gun.... 3 times

What did the Jewish part have to do with anything?

I honestly cant think of anything hardcore that Ive done. I pinned some kind into a wall when he stole me hat...
If I was caught I woulda had an ISS

i once snuffed the powder out of those powdered ice tea packets

had a pretty bad migrane after that

At 12/5/08 06:29 PM, H-K-S wrote: I got an apple shot from of the top of my head. I did it 20$. I almost shit my self when he shot the gun. Beig hungover, you don't like loud noises.

You win.

I lied to my math teacher last week. When she asked if I had done all my work for a notebook check I told her yes when, infact, I had only done 9/10 of the homework assignments.

I'm going to hell, aren't I?

I killed a fighting pitbull with nothing but my feet by slamming it in the back of the head and crushing its throat with a booted foot.

I then shot a dogs throat out and stepped on its stomach causing its heart to fall out.

Then I fed my friends dog beer and antidepressants causing its body to completely eat itself and all its organs shut down over a period of two weeks.

well you might not believe it but ive streaked aurond meh naber hood NAKED so im not giveing you any pics (sorry laties XD)

so this is how it happend it was mythstock 06 and it was 7:30 me and my buds wanted to do somithing crazeh so we all did our @#$% and mine was streaking and were so close to geting banned from the party but we dident so we made it to mythstock 07 and 08

THATS IT

At 12/6/08 03:15 AM, TightRope wrote: I killed a fighting pitbull with nothing but my feet by slamming it in the back of the head and crushing its throat with a booted foot.

I then shot a dogs throat out and stepped on its stomach causing its heart to fall out.

Then I fed my friends dog beer and antidepressants causing its body to completely eat itself and all its organs shut down over a period of two weeks.

dude, what the FUCK is wrong with you? You get off on killing animals? you are a sick mother fucker, I hope you suffer a worse death than all 3 of those dogs combined.

Strangled someone on the ground, they had bruises on their neck for a week i was 10, yeah i actually did this.

At 12/5/08 04:47 PM, LTmatt wrote: I had some cheerios.
WITHOUT MILK.

and i thought eating with milk was painful

At 12/5/08 04:32 PM, chiefindomer wrote: started screaming " You little fucker!" so I ran.

you sir, just made me day.

is it hardcore to pour like oil all over my table and light it (its a metal table btw) because if it is i do it daily.

At 12/5/08 01:46 PM, LampFace wrote:

At 12/5/08 01:44 PM, Harmonik wrote: I'm so hardcore I crush bugs with my penis.

+1 originality

i thought you were the tranny that fucked his dad and swallowed?

I'm sorry that's me

Its pretty stupid but kind of hardcore, I guess. I stapled my hand to a frame and I had to pry my hand off the frame with a screwdriver.

Sniffed a 5cm long line of paprika, and later Cayenne peper (its eoughm believe me)

First for 5$ off 20 people, and the second 10$ from that same 20 people.

Damn it hurts, and i bleeded from the nose for the cayenne one, my eyes were buffed, i could not breathe by the nose, ect.

Don't do it, even for 200$. Not worth the 4-5 days of hypersensibility.

At 12/6/08 11:04 AM, akmeteor wrote:

I'm sorry that's me

Ahh i thought it was either you or him.