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Pulled a spiderman on a brick wall while doing a parkour run.

A spiderman is when you "stick" to the wall, lke someone arms and legs spread flat on the wall. being the kind of wall it was, I did pretty good. But all good things come to an end.

Falling is fun, landing isn't.

At 12/5/08 02:13 PM, Rig wrote: I dunno. In 6th grade, my friends and I would play a game where you stand with your legs spread and throw knives between each others legs. First person to flinch lost.

rig wins

since this IS a competition

Lol, just the other day me and my friend (grammar is stupid) stole some one's scooter (lol) and threw it in a lake. (he called my friend racial slurs)

Well, that isn't really hardcore so i will say another thing.

Isn't that impressive but my friend did the stupid unscrew the salt container so it spills out and he dared me to eat it and i did, I was sick and I threw up. *sarcasm* soooo hardcore.

Did a building jump.

Snorting some chilli powder shit and drinking bottles of tabasco sauce.

Nothing too exciting really

At 2:00 in the morning, jumped into a bay full of sand sharks, jellyfish, and crabs....for a dollar

I used to eat half a bag of sugar in the middle of the night.
I climbed a fifty foot structure with no harness.
I sniffed a pound of salt.

I the most hardcore thing I have done drunk is emptied a can of lynx onto my converse, whilst wearing them, stuck them into a fire then stuck out my leg and watched my shoes burn.

What was worse, I didn't have any water, I had to stamp on my foot with my other foot to put it out..

When drunk, I tend to do dumb shit... Like:

Snorting a crushed up E...

Pissing on an electric fence (Fuck me it hurt)

Goading about 4 huskies into leaving their owner and chasing me round the park

Setting my jeans and hoody aflame whilst in them

Jumping off various walls....

Probs more I can't remember, will post extra if I do..

Chased three chavs down a street wearing nothing but a thong, and then started to wrestle them, they were winning so my friend came and helped me. Although the bastards tore my thong.

There was another time when I got inside a tractor tyre and my friends rolled me down a hill. I fell out and hit my head on the ground and then the tyre fell over onto my head. That fucking hurt!

Yeah on both occasions I was drunk.

Shoved a cat off a balcony.

I got a bunch of candles then l lite the wick. I melted a bunch of the candles and got a lot of hot wax on my hand. I made a glove out of it :) Not that hardcore but...

Somewhere around the middle school age, my friends and I invented a game where we went into a silo at an abandoned farm where teenagers tended to drink heavily at night. We would take some of the left over bottles and throw them at the ceiling, then pull our hoods on and look down quickly while getting showered in shards of broken glass. At one point my friend got hit with the remnants of the bottom of a bottle in the back of his neck. We didn't stop until one of us managed to bounce a bottle off the ceiling intact. One of my friends still has a nice scar from taking a chunk of glass in his hand.

Hardcore... hmm...

someone already said chucking knives at crotches... by now someone said jumping off of a bridge... hmm..

I'll go with squeezing the blade part of knives really hard.

also ITT: people doing retarded things.

I once snorted a handful of pepper. It was not fun.

At 12/5/08 01:46 PM, LampFace wrote:

At 12/5/08 01:44 PM, Harmonik wrote: I'm so hardcore I crush bugs with my penis.

+1 originality

i thought you were the tranny that fucked his dad and swallowed?

Nope, that was Jercupac in the WiHt forum.
Well, lets see...Me and a buddy played chicken on bikes with bullwhips.
Another time, I broke some kids arm by stepping on him. His cast was pretty cool, though....

I covered my chest and hands in lighter fluid and set myself on fire for a laugh when out camping. Couldn't stand it for very long though, had to belly flop the floor. It was pretty awesome though.

I dove off a cliff and I died.

i played WoW from level 1 to 45 withought rest

Put a hot glue gun in my mouth.

Words alone can't describe the most hardcore thing I've done, so here's an image:

i threw a slush ball at some jewish kid in july... i also shot the ice-crem man in the head with a fully-automatic airsoft gun.... 3 times

At 12/5/08 04:22 PM, explodingbunnies wrote: i threw a slush ball at some jewish kid in july... i also shot the ice-crem man in the head with a fully-automatic airsoft gun.... 3 times

Why would you do that? That's not interesting, funny, clever, it's just fucking mean spirited.

When I was like 8 I used to go to the corner of my street and throw crab apples at the cars driving by. One day a gas and electric truck was passing me and the guy had his window down and I nailed him in the face with it by accident. I was trying to hit the side of the car but it went right in the window and hit him in the cheek. He slammed on his breaks and started screaming " You little fucker!" so I ran.

Okay Newgrounds, this may be hard to believe, but i swear it is 100% true.

I had a bowl of cornflakes for breakfast this morning.
Without any milk.

I defy you to find anything more hardcore than that.

At 12/5/08 04:26 PM, TehChahlesh wrote:

At 12/5/08 04:22 PM, explodingbunnies wrote: i threw a slush ball at some jewish kid in july... i also shot the ice-crem man in the head with a fully-automatic airsoft gun.... 3 times

Why would you do that? That's not interesting, funny, clever, it's just fucking mean spirited.

which one? the jew or the ice cream man? the jew was funny cuz he just laughed but the ice cream man started fucking yelling and shit so i SPRINTED down the street and back home

At 12/5/08 04:38 PM, explodingbunnies wrote:
which one? the jew or the ice cream man? the jew was funny cuz he just laughed but the ice cream man started fucking yelling and shit so i SPRINTED down the street and back home

Yes I'm talking about the ice-cream man. Thanks for the elaboration by the way.

Now I know that not only did you harass a person whose career is based on making people happy, but you ran away like the little shit you are when he got upset, then bragged about it on the internet.

Man, the ladies must be all over you.

I, uhh, went deep into our local creek and stood on a log above a muddy stream. Then I slipped, and I landed right on my BALLS. xD

At 12/5/08 04:40 PM, TehChahlesh wrote:

At 12/5/08 04:38 PM, explodingbunnies wrote:

Man, the ladies must be all over you.

Yes, yes they are, anyway that icecream man was a douche cuz he never gave back change so if you hand him $100 dollars hell take it and leave.that and he always messed orders up and yelled at you if you took 30 seconds to make up your mind on what ice-cream you want

I had some cheerios.
WITHOUT MILK.

I'd already said this in another thread, but, beat the living shit out of a kid with a TV remote control. He was sent to the hospital and had to get a dozen stitches or so. His face was a wreck too, guess people know not to whip me with guitar strings in the fucking face anymore, I gave him a fair warning. I was young and tempermental at the time.