How will your life end up?

[Tiny-Su-Lover]

NOT "how will you die"

but how will your life be when you die? Will you be a wealthy businessman who owns a chain of family style resturants? or will you be a homeless person who shoots heroin every day and collects bottles and cans to support your habit? Use some imagination and description.

I think I'm destined to die alone in my rocking chair with a blanket covering my legs and my sad cat resting in my lap as the tiny tv plays static silently, washing it's light over the dark room, the house mostly filled with stacks of newspapers almost ceiling high and jigsaw puzzled finished glued framed and hung on the walls because I never went out and made friends to find me art. There's a half a loaf of stale bread and an empty mustard bottle in the fridge and bottles of alcohol litter the counters, a spilt one at my side. When they find me like this, my sad and lonely cat will still be in my lap loyal to me to the end.

Boy that sounds AWESOME!

[Allocer91]

That was depressing dude.

me?- want a nice sized house out in the country outside of a big city somewhere, cute girl, nice car, money in the bank, bong, end.

right now, i live in a dumpy city and am far from having most of those things.

woe is me

[Harmonik]

Honestly, I'll probably get shot or hit by a car...

[Lucy]

I will hopefully have had a long successful career in Journalism, I'll have done many writings and I'll have an adoring husband and children.

[Dragoonwing]

I hope I end up being single and dying alone.

[SoulPiker]

I would have conquered the world and rule over everyone with an iron fist.

[Gagsy]

At 12/5/08 09:48 AM, Lucy wrote: an adoring husband and children.

Lucy.. I thought you were wiser than that! Sure, you can attain a husband and children, but adoring ones?!

As for me, I don't know. Mad lonely childless dog lady.

[Dragoonwing]

At 12/5/08 09:52 AM, Gagsy wrote:

At 12/5/08 09:48 AM, Lucy wrote: an adoring husband and children.

Lucy.. I thought you were wiser than that! Sure, you can attain a husband and children, but adoring ones?!

As for me, I don't know. Mad lonely childless dog lady.

Come Gagsy, not all men bad. My father's an adoring husband.

[flashplayer5]

Well, I plan to become a cop, so I'll probably die single, owning a small house/apartment. I might have a dog, but chances are I'll get stabbed or something so he'll be left all alone.

[ngmastah]

Doctor, I'm guessing.

[HomicidialFrog]

At 12/5/08 11:04 AM, flashplayer5 wrote: Well, I plan to become a cop, so I'll probably die single, owning a small house/apartment. I might have a dog, but chances are I'll get stabbed or something so he'll be left all alone.

I'll feed your dog for you.

[Orange-Jews]

I really have no clue. I cant even imagine myself 10 years into the future... I think im destined to die before 20.

[Britkid]

Someone massively admired.

I expect there to be a spell of public mourning, maybe a week's holiday. Kind of like when Diana died, but with less Elton John.

[Spirosgod]

At 12/5/08 08:41 AM, Tiny-Su-Lover wrote:

When they find me like this, my sad and lonely cat will still be in my lap loyal to me to the end.

Oh god for this line you win the internetz!
Not really...

[zyzy]

living in a shitty apartment in the worst part of the city waking up with fat whores shuffling through my wallet looking for more than the money I promised them. Drinking the nights away at bars occasionally starting fights with random people on the street and getting up on stage at open mic night to harass the shit out of people.
A man can dream

[nymphoid]

old, still married, cunt all loose and floppy from having a dozen kids, and living in a house with my husband that said dozen kids paid for

[triplenoob]

Maybe in a treesome on my 100th birthday

[uyersuyer]

At 12/5/08 08:45 AM, CoolChips41 wrote: Fucking my sister.

Fixed.

[Timmy]

I figure I'll be one of those guys who builds long, intricate tubes all around their house for their hamsters to crawl through.

Eventually I will have amassed enough hamsters that they will either aid in my successful quest to take over the world, or kill me in my sleep and devour my corpse.

[andhination]

They'll find me with the gun still in my hand, and a bullet in my head. Then they'll remove the hundreds of bodies of my dead schoolmates, from the school.

[uyersuyer]

At 12/5/08 01:00 PM, Timmy wrote: I figure I'll be one of those guys who builds long, intricate tubes all around their house for their hamsters to crawl through.

We had those when I was a kid. They were cool, I miss having hamsters.

[zyzy]

At 12/5/08 01:04 PM, andhination wrote: They'll find me with the gun still in my hand, and a bullet in my head. Then they'll remove the hundreds of bodies of my dead schoolmates, from the school.

You need help

[FUNKbrs]

my death will be the cause of massive worldwide celebration, with week long, joyous parades in the streets as the God of Hate will be dead.

But I WON'T be dead; a piece of my hatred will live on in those around me until it eventually blossoms into a hate-based religion devoted to my martyrdom, ultimately resulting in me being cloned by fanatical followers to rise again from the grave to lead the world into a new hate-based utopia.

[FurryFox]

At 12/5/08 01:07 PM, FUNKbrs wrote:

But I WON'T be dead; a piece of my hatred will live on in those around me until it eventually blossoms into a hate-based religion devoted to my martyrdom, ultimately resulting in me being cloned by fanatical followers to rise again from the grave to lead the world into a new hate-based utopia.

too much hate. you need more hugs.

[Timmy]

At 12/5/08 01:10 PM, Furryfox wrote: too much hate. you need more hugs.

Haha - yeah ok. You can try and hug him.

I like my balls right where they are, thank you very much.

[DELUCA2400]

Hopefully I will a famous novelist or something along the lines of a job in writing. I'll have a wife and kids and live somewhere in Ireland or Cape Cod because of the beautiful scenery. I haven't given it much thought though.

[SCUD14]

At 12/5/08 09:48 AM, Lucy wrote: I will hopefully have had a long successful career in Journalism, I'll have done many writings and I'll have an adoring husband and children.

You're thinking of journalism as a career?

Ditto :)

[DeIirium]

I will go psycho and go on a massive killing spree that will be remembered forever.