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Best way to have sex underwater. Dec. 3rd, 2008 @ 10:23 PM Reply

Me and my gurl are going to do the whole 200 below club thing because we allways wanted to try it so i was wondering;
Whats the best way to have sex underwater?
<note> the scuba tank thingies we have only hold about 10 minutes of air.
post what you think.


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Response to Best way to have sex underwater. Dec. 3rd, 2008 @ 10:23 PM Reply

Oral.


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Response to Best way to have sex underwater. Dec. 3rd, 2008 @ 10:23 PM Reply

Not drowning for one is a good start.....


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Response to Best way to have sex underwater. Dec. 3rd, 2008 @ 10:24 PM Reply

Why the hell do you want to have sex underwater?
This has got to be the shittiest idea I have heard of in a long long time...
Also doign sex underwater would make the air tank go from 10 minutes to at least 7 minutes


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Response to Best way to have sex underwater. Dec. 3rd, 2008 @ 10:24 PM Reply

Sex in the water is not as sexy as you think it is. The bacteria that can cause UTIs and other lovely infections, the lack of lube (water =/= lube, so you get you guys having friction and small tears on your skin, which also means bacteria comes in).

I don't recommend it, but whatever.


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Response to Best way to have sex underwater. Dec. 3rd, 2008 @ 10:26 PM Reply

At 12/3/08 10:24 PM, JadeTheAssassin wrote: Sex in the water is not as sexy as you think it is. The bacteria that can cause UTIs and other lovely infections, the lack of lube (water =/= lube, so you get you guys having friction and small tears on your skin, which also means bacteria comes in).

I don't recommend it, but whatever.

I forgot to mention that too.... Good you told em.....


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Response to Best way to have sex underwater. Dec. 3rd, 2008 @ 10:26 PM Reply

10 minutes? Man, you won't last NEARLY that long.

If you are interested in underwater intercourse, read the book Haunted, by Chuck Palahniuk, the guy who wrote Fight Club. In one chapter, it tells this story about this kid who does what's called "pearl diving," which is masturbating underwater. You get off, then you go up for air and then dive back down and collect the little floating "pearls" with a towel.

Ok, so it's technically NOT about underwater sex, but it's still a good book.


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Response to Best way to have sex underwater. Dec. 3rd, 2008 @ 10:29 PM Reply

Correct me if I'm wrong, but I believe the best way to have sex underwater is to:
1. Be underwater
2. Have sex

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Response to Best way to have sex underwater. Dec. 3rd, 2008 @ 10:29 PM Reply

Number 8.


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Response to Best way to have sex underwater. Dec. 3rd, 2008 @ 10:30 PM Reply

At 12/3/08 10:24 PM, JadeTheAssassin wrote: I don't recommend it, but whatever.

^ this *

Sex + Water really doesn't work, like at all. If you can put up with the whole scratchy awkward penetration then you're still in line to get your girl full of dirty water.


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Response to Best way to have sex underwater. Dec. 3rd, 2008 @ 10:30 PM Reply

Well obviously you can't have sex under water doggy style because her air tank would be in the way and it could hit you in the head. You can't do it missionary because there is a little button on the chest that when pushed will send you back to the surface very quickly, often resulting in death. That leaves cowgirl style. It's the only safe way to have sex underwater while scuba diving my friend.

Also a member of the 200 ft club. ;)

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Response to Best way to have sex underwater. Dec. 3rd, 2008 @ 10:30 PM Reply

At 12/3/08 10:23 PM, Shnam wrote: Oral.

yeah. that might work.lol


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Response to Best way to have sex underwater. Dec. 3rd, 2008 @ 10:31 PM Reply

At 12/3/08 10:30 PM, Dry-Ice wrote:
At 12/3/08 10:24 PM, JadeTheAssassin wrote: I don't recommend it, but whatever.
^ this *

Sex + Water really doesn't work, like at all. If you can put up with the whole scratchy awkward penetration then you're still in line to get your girl full of dirty water.

Basically, I learned it all from Yacuzaka (I think)'s link. And although Cosmo has had articles about positions to do it in the bathtub, I don't trust them for the most part on that.

like having sex on the beach.

Sand in my vagina?
No thanks


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Response to Best way to have sex underwater. Dec. 3rd, 2008 @ 10:34 PM Reply

At 12/3/08 10:26 PM, Toasty3D wrote: "pearl diving"

Pearl diving you say?

lol nsfw descriptions.

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Response to Best way to have sex underwater. Dec. 3rd, 2008 @ 10:44 PM Reply

You know that was probably the first time that I watched Manswers in a year and you happen to make a thread about it the next day. Don't I get a cookie or something for being the only one to know what you are talking about? =P


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Response to Best way to have sex underwater. Dec. 3rd, 2008 @ 10:45 PM Reply

At 12/3/08 10:24 PM, JadeTheAssassin wrote: Sex in the water is not as sexy as you think it is. The bacteria that can cause UTIs and other lovely infections, the lack of lube (water =/= lube, so you get you guys having friction and small tears on your skin, which also means bacteria comes in).

I don't recommend it, but whatever.

well it doesn't have to be in the ocean some damn lake per se but some really deep pool like 15-17 ft. would that work


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Response to Best way to have sex underwater. Dec. 3rd, 2008 @ 10:48 PM Reply

At 12/3/08 10:45 PM, mcom234 wrote:
well it doesn't have to be in the ocean some damn lake per se but some really deep pool like 15-17 ft. would that work

No, you don't understand.

Water = bad.
Any collection of water + sex could = bad.


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Response to Best way to have sex underwater. Dec. 3rd, 2008 @ 10:49 PM Reply

At 12/3/08 10:24 PM, JadeTheAssassin wrote: The bacteria that can cause UTIs and other lovely infections, the lack of lube (water =/= lube, so you get you guys having friction and small tears on your skin, which also means bacteria comes in).

sounds like you're saying this from exerience

plz don't ban me...

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Response to Best way to have sex underwater. Dec. 3rd, 2008 @ 10:49 PM Reply

If you want a real thrill, and a challenge, do it standing up in a hammock.


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Response to Best way to have sex underwater. Dec. 3rd, 2008 @ 10:50 PM Reply

At 12/3/08 10:44 PM, Corky52 wrote: You know that was probably the first time that I watched Manswers in a year and you happen to make a thread about it the next day. Don't I get a cookie or something for being the only one to know what you are talking about? =P

hunh ? manswers? meh confused


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Response to Best way to have sex underwater. Dec. 3rd, 2008 @ 10:51 PM Reply

At 12/3/08 10:49 PM, BlindShoemaker wrote:
sounds like you're saying this from exerience

plz don't ban me...

No, I don't have experience in that.

I know from hearing about it from informed sources.

I wouldn't dare have sex in a public pool or in the ocean. Ick.


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Response to Best way to have sex underwater. Dec. 3rd, 2008 @ 10:51 PM Reply

organisms take wayyyy too long under water.

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Response to Best way to have sex underwater. Dec. 3rd, 2008 @ 10:54 PM Reply

At 12/3/08 10:50 PM, mcom234 wrote:
hunh ? manswers? meh confused

Yeah Yeah you are right. I never heard of this Manswers show either. I bet there isn't even a show like that out there and I bet even if there was they wouldn't do a segment about how to have sex underwater because that isn't something a man would want to have answered right? Anyway, I'm sorry for accusing you about stealing this subject off of some show on Spike. :(


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Response to Best way to have sex underwater. Dec. 3rd, 2008 @ 10:55 PM Reply

What nobody has mentioned yet is the fact that no matter what lube you use, the water is going to dry your girl out. That's gonna make for an unpleasant and painful fuck.


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Response to Best way to have sex underwater. Dec. 3rd, 2008 @ 10:56 PM Reply

At 12/3/08 10:51 PM, JadeTheAssassin wrote:
At 12/3/08 10:49 PM, BlindShoemaker wrote:
sounds like you're saying this from exerience

plz don't ban me...
No, I don't have experience in that.

I know from hearing about it from informed sources.

I wouldn't dare have sex in a public pool or in the ocean. Ick.

I've got 6 words and a symbol for you: shower with non slip floor decals ;)


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Response to Best way to have sex underwater. Dec. 3rd, 2008 @ 10:57 PM Reply

At 12/3/08 10:48 PM, JadeTheAssassin wrote:
At 12/3/08 10:45 PM, mcom234 wrote:
well it doesn't have to be in the ocean some damn lake per se but some really deep pool like 15-17 ft. would that work
No, you don't understand.

Water = bad.
Any collection of water + sex could = bad.

For some reason, I think you would be wise to take her advice. At the very least let your girlfriend read the forum. I have a suspicion that this will give her feelings of, uh, disapprobation.


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Response to Best way to have sex underwater. Dec. 3rd, 2008 @ 10:57 PM Reply

its like having sex in slow motion you'll never finish in time

Oh well ^)


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Response to Best way to have sex underwater. Dec. 3rd, 2008 @ 10:57 PM Reply

At 12/3/08 10:50 PM, mcom234 wrote:
At 12/3/08 10:44 PM, Corky52 wrote: You know that was probably the first time that I watched Manswers in a year and you happen to make a thread about it the next day. Don't I get a cookie or something for being the only one to know what you are talking about? =P
hunh ? manswers? meh confused

some kick-ass show on spike TV that answer questions about booze babes and boobs and sex

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Response to Best way to have sex underwater. Dec. 3rd, 2008 @ 10:59 PM Reply

At 12/3/08 10:57 PM, All-American-Badass wrote:
some kick-ass show on spike TV that answer questions about booze babes and boobs and sex

SoO wut did theey say?hunh?


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Response to Best way to have sex underwater. Dec. 3rd, 2008 @ 11:02 PM Reply

At 12/3/08 10:51 PM, Furryfox wrote: organisms take wayyyy too long under water.

Whoa that's sound like sumtin u learn from experience. Huuunh?


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