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At 12/3/08 08:21 PM, ismellarat wrote: It decreases smegma (cheese) buildup drastically

You know what?

I have a fucking shower every morning, and I clean my cock every morning.

If you can't keep your cock clean you fail.

At 12/3/08 08:42 PM, HibiscusKazeneko wrote: Did you watch the video? They don't use any anesthetic, they strap the patient down on the same type of boards they used at Guantanamo Bay when waterboarding prisoners during interrogation, make a slit and rip the rest off with their hands.

That's not how they do it around here. I had mine done recently and it was not painful or traumatic in the slightest.

The tightness is on the shaft, not the glans. The buildup of scar tissue restricts blood flow and causes abnormal bending and sometimes tearing and bleeding during sex.

Uhh, no. My shaft is fine, and I don't bleed during sex, and I have no trouble getting and maintaining an erection.

If the parents don't fight the doctors tooth and nail, they'll automatically perform the procedure. There have been several incidents in which boys died when scar tissue filled the urethra (since they slice down the lower part of the glans) and their bodies went into septic shock because urine could not pass. The American Academy of Pediatrics stopped advocating circumcision in 1998 because of this, yet doctors still arbitrarily perform the surgery because there is a multi-billion-dollar market for excised foreskins in medical research laboratories. (Companies have resorted to performing tests on excised human body parts so they can legally say they don't test on animals.)

You read a lot of propagandus (word?) material. No one I know with a circumcised cock have any of these troubles.

I am a woman and therefore have more square inches of genital tissue than the average intact adult male, thus I have more smegma buildup. It's harmless, yet gross.

If you are in fact a woman (which there are none of on Newgrounds), you have no idea what you're talking about. Unless you can actually experience these things for yourself (both the procedure and the sex) all you can do is read biased material and make judgments based on it.

Go ask any jew about their horrific time in Guantanomo Bay being strapped down and tortured. They'll look at you funny or laugh.
I spent 15 years uncircumcised, and a few months ago got it done. Sex is way better now. Even before the procedure, I had to pull the skin back anyway, and if I went to deep it would stretch too far back and cause pain. There was also fear for tearing the guitar string if I was too vigorous.

Ask ragnarokia, he recently got circumsized for medical reasons and cant stop bitching about how horrible it is.

At 12/3/08 08:58 PM, BananaBreadMuffin wrote: If you can't keep your cock clean you fail.

Ain't that the truth.

At 12/3/08 09:02 PM, BananaBreadMuffin wrote: Ask ragnarokia, he recently got circumsized for medical reasons and cant stop bitching about how horrible it is.

I got it done by my own choice and I couldn't be happier.

At 12/3/08 09:04 PM, Alpharius120 wrote:

At 12/3/08 08:58 PM, BananaBreadMuffin wrote: If you can't keep your cock clean you fail.

Ain't that the truth.

My dick got cheesey like, 10 minutes after a shower. I also get B.O. a few minutes after a shower and must apply shitloads of deodorant.

At 12/3/08 09:04 PM, Alpharius120 wrote:

At 12/3/08 08:58 PM, BananaBreadMuffin wrote: If you can't keep your cock clean you fail.

Ain't that the truth.

My dick got cheesey like, 10 minutes after a shower. I also get B.O. a few minutes after a shower and must apply shitloads of deodorant.

You should probably get that checked out, I get cheesy in maybe 2-3 days. Depends, can be shorter can be longer. So what's this about being circumcised being cleaner?

you just need to pull it back really hard once, which will probably result in tearing the skin a little.. but after that you will have no worries.

Is it edible?

At 12/3/08 08:20 PM, HibiscusKazeneko wrote:

At 12/3/08 08:16 PM, RoobyKillAll wrote: I have a willy flap. I live it actually. Keeps jerkin' it simple, easy to clean, more comfortable I'd imagine, and better for sex. Plus I didn't have some weirdo with a knife slice my willy. Keep 'er clean. I'm not embarrassed, but your friend should be with a problem like that.

You're more fortunate than most. Governments around the world are still spewing the same crap that ismellarat was trying to use on me just a moment ago to spread the practice of forced circumcisions for males (and even females, in some cases). They claim it cures/prevents everything from influenza to schizophrenia. I'm not joking.

"Victorian doctors knew very well that circumcision denudes, desensitizes, and disables the penis. Nevertheless, they were soon claiming that circumcision cured epilepsy, convulsions, paralysis, elephantiasis, tuberculosis, eczema, bed-wetting, hip-joint disease, fecal incontinence, rectal prolapse, wet dreams, hernia, headaches, nervousness, hysteria, poor eyesight, idiocy, mental retardation, and insanity."

"Victorian doctors knew very well that circumcision denudes"

"Victorian doctors"

"Victorian"

I claim all that article as total bull.

Just tell them to see a doctor if they're not sure, no use saying stuff like this on a forum.

At 12/3/08 08:04 PM, ismellarat wrote: With a foreskin you can't get very deep, or go very fast without pain.

Circumcised people should just shut the fuck up when it comes to discussing the weaknesses of foreskin, because usually they're completely full of shit.

At 12/3/08 07:58 PM, Danny122 wrote: So, i have this friend, and fellow NG User (I will not name) but he has trouble with his foreskin. He admitted he cannot pull it back. He recieves alot of abuse for this and what i would like to know is, why are people such assholes to people with problems like this?

circumcision, problem solved

At 12/3/08 09:21 PM, AbsurdRandomness wrote: Circumcised people should just shut the fuck up when it comes to discussing the weaknesses of foreskin, because usually they're completely full of shit.

I had a foreskin for 15 years fuckwit. I've had sex with and without one, I think I qualify for not being 'completely full of shit'.

He should get that stuff removed, girls don't like it or so I hear.

At 12/3/08 08:13 PM, HibiscusKazeneko wrote:

It's still forcibly done today, without any anesthetic even.

lol that was disturbing

I thought we stopped having foreskins way back when. Oh wait , that's right Britain is still in the stone ages with that sort of thing.

At 12/3/08 09:29 PM, chris4322 wrote: I thought we stopped having foreskins way back when. Oh wait , that's right Britain is still in the stone ages with that sort of thing.

okok.

Are you claiming that humans evolved enough so that foreskins are a thing of the past?

Foreskin is nasty, don't even see guys in porn have it. Circumcision is standard in American culture, as well as them jews.

Whoa! Had this problem before!
I just kept stretching it as far as I could everyday and eventually I was able to pull it back.
I quote wiki
"Stretching of the foreskin can be accomplished manually. Skin that is under tension expands by growing additional cells. A permanent increase in size occurs by gentle stretching over a period of time. The treatment is non-traumatic and non-destructive. Manual stretching may be carried out without the aid of a medical doctor."

Worked for me. No more cheese! Well, not as much.
I heard people with a foreskin have better sex because the head of the penis is sensitive. I know it's sensitive, but I don't know since I'm a virgin. :3

At 12/3/08 09:37 PM, HogWashSoup wrote: Foreskin is nasty, don't even see guys in porn have it. Circumcision is standard in American culture, as well as them jews.

Actually, they do. They just pull it back exposing the head. Like normal non-circumcised men during sex.

At 12/3/08 09:37 PM, HogWashSoup wrote: Foreskin is nasty, don't even see guys in porn have it. Circumcision is standard in American culture, as well as them jews.

(double post?sorry)
maybe because they're erect?
there are thousands of erogenous nerve endings in the skin that gets cut off when a guy is circumcised. this can desensitize a guy. aha!

At 12/3/08 09:49 PM, Fyndir wrote: Those Africans are ahead of the Americas, those stone age Americans only circumcise the males, those Africans are already circumcising females!

COME ON AMERICA, CATCH THE FUCK UP, YOU'RE LIVING IN THE PAST!

We need more of this.

At 12/3/08 08:21 PM, ismellarat wrote: Cruel? Forced? It's chopping a bit of useless skin off. It decreases smegma (cheese) buildup drastically and makes it look a bit bigger too :3.

Cruel? Perhaps not, or it's open to debate. Forced? Definitely. Do the babies who have their foreskin removed at birth have a choice?

I love my foreskin, it's infinitely useful. It's fun to play with, it helped a lot during my first few sexual encounters and I know I couldn't live without it.

Naturally you're inclined to defend your own circumsized penis, I mean, it's only natural to cheer for the home team, so to speak. Thing is, unless you've been circumsized later in life for a specific reason, you haven't experienced life with a foreskin so you really can't say that being cut is better.

Smegma doesn't build up if you wash regularly (which you should) and making it "look bigger" is also debatable.

At 12/3/08 08:00 PM, HibiscusKazeneko wrote: It's called phimosis. Don't tell him to go to a doctor (if he lives in America); they'll just cut it off and render him useless in bed. I heard Brian Reimer got over it without treatment, but I don't know what else to say.
Your friend is in a tight spot.

A circumcised cock is like 10x better in bed. You don't have to worry about roaches climbing out of your flaps and shit. Just tell him to get it snipped. The doctors say it's for health reasons, but I know it's just for fashion.

At 12/3/08 09:56 PM, EyelessArchfiend wrote:

At 12/3/08 08:00 PM, HibiscusKazeneko wrote: It's called phimosis. Don't tell him to go to a doctor (if he lives in America); they'll just cut it off and render him useless in bed. I heard Brian Reimer got over it without treatment, but I don't know what else to say.
Your friend is in a tight spot.

A circumcised cock is like 10x better in bed. You don't have to worry about roaches climbing out of your flaps and shit. Just tell him to get it snipped. The doctors say it's for health reasons, but I know it's just for fashion.

Who the fuck has roaches coming out of their dick? And if this is about cleanliness or something then we've already discussed that, as long as you clean they're equal in cleanliness.

I would like to say this, in the case that if I am ever in a bad state of mind, that this is me saying that I NEVER want surgery--barring childbirth--that involves me losing my clitoris or restricts pleasure derived from between my legs.

And also gives me horrendous pelvic pains, continual urinary tract infections, the chance that the scar will split.

Fuck you, there's no fucking way.

I am 100% sober and of clear conscience.

My clitoris is my buddy, and losing that is basically me losing myself.

Privacy is something nobody understands these days.....

At 12/3/08 10:20 PM, JadeTheAssassin wrote: My clitoris is my buddy, and losing that is basically me losing myself.

lol yeah really that's the same way I've felt about this. Now, being a guy it's a little different mind you. Growing up you're kind of conditioned to think your dick looks wrong if it aint chopped. But like, wtf I was born with this, and it doesn't stop me from doing anything with it. If anything it just makes it easier to jerk it. And it's not like it gets dirtier or anything if you're hygienic. If anything it's cleaner because it's not rubbing against your fuckin pants or whatever other stains you're leavin behind without knowing it while you stare at that blonde down the road.

Like really folks lol. Wtf is the deal with taking a Jewish tradition and forcing it on all these kids, choppin' willies willy nilly. (hah). It's a procedure than can be done later on, and can be made out of your own free will. Kind of strange really...

At 12/3/08 10:29 PM, RoobyKillAll wrote: lol yeah really that's the same way I've felt about this. Now, being a guy it's a little different mind you. Growing up you're kind of conditioned to think your dick looks wrong if it aint chopped. But like, wtf I was born with this, and it doesn't stop me from doing anything with it. If anything it just makes it easier to jerk it. And it's not like it gets dirtier or anything if you're hygienic. If anything it's cleaner because it's not rubbing against your fuckin pants or whatever other stains you're leavin behind without knowing it while you stare at that blonde down the road.

Like really folks lol. Wtf is the deal with taking a Jewish tradition and forcing it on all these kids, choppin' willies willy nilly. (hah). It's a procedure than can be done later on, and can be made out of your own free will. Kind of strange really...

Exactly, if I want my dick to be snipped I'll get it on my own free will not because some doctor said, "I'm doing it!". Plus if a girl truly liked or loved you then she wouldn't give a shit what your dick looks like. As long as you're awesome.

At 12/3/08 08:27 PM, DuckzOwn wrote:

Cruel? Forced? It's chopping a bit of useless skin off. It decreases smegma (cheese) buildup drastically and makes it look a bit bigger too :3.

I had mine cut off at birth, i am not complaining. Infact, where I live almost no boy my age has any. :o.

Same here, and I dont really mind...

At 12/3/08 10:34 PM, Alpharius120 wrote: Plus if a girl truly liked or loved you then she wouldn't give a shit what your dick looks like. As long as you're awesome.

All the girls I've been with seemed to genuinely like it.

It's kind of funny though how no one really cares. Anyone who's chopped don't care and anyone who's not doesn't care either. I don't understand how cheese would build up there, especially showering every day combined with jerking it twice a day at least. Haha, fucking Newgrounds what the fuck are we talking about.