Foreskin

[Danny122]

So, i have this friend, and fellow NG User (I will not name) but he has trouble with his foreskin. He admitted he cannot pull it back. He recieves alot of abuse for this and what i would like to know is, why are people such assholes to people with problems like this?

[Blood-war]

who the hell is he showing it to so that he gets shit for it?? HIS FAULT for flashing his 3rd world penis to your gym class!!

[JesusWasHere]

YOU CANT PULL BACK YOUR FORESKIN?
you gota get that fixed man.
dont worry we all know your "friend" is you

[HibiscusKazeneko]

It's called phimosis. Don't tell him to go to a doctor (if he lives in America); they'll just cut it off and render him useless in bed. I heard Brian Reimer got over it without treatment, but I don't know what else to say.
Your friend is in a tight spot.

[Elder]

Let this be a reminder to where you are standing.

This site has taken abuse by spammers, hackers, and many other things which I do not care to name for many years. Where are we now? We ARE PROSPEROUS, PROFITING. It is this kind of hardcore site that your friend has posted his problems in, and he expects good answers.

[ismellarat]

YOU SAID YOU WOULDN'T TELL ANYONE!!

I'm not gonna suck your dick tonight now.

[Danny122]

No no no. He inadvertantly told a friend and they spread it across the whole school, including the so called "Cool" kids. He didnt show anyone, but he owns up to it.

[HibiscusKazeneko]

At 12/3/08 08:01 PM, Danny122 wrote: No no no. He inadvertantly told a friend and they spread it across the whole school, including the so called "Cool" kids. He didnt show anyone, but he owns up to it.

He may be making it up just to garner attention. Even if it's true, it's too dangerous to take him to a doctor.

[Riraito]

At 12/3/08 07:58 PM, Danny122 wrote: So, i have this friend, and fellow NG User (I will not name) but he has trouble with his foreskin. He admitted he cannot pull it back.

His foreskin, you say?

That's fucking disgusting. He should keep that shit between him and his doctor.

[Danny122]

At 12/3/08 08:02 PM, HibiscusKazeneko wrote:

At 12/3/08 08:01 PM, Danny122 wrote: No no no. He inadvertantly told a friend and they spread it across the whole school, including the so called "Cool" kids. He didnt show anyone, but he owns up to it.

He may be making it up just to garner attention. Even if it's true, it's too dangerous to take him to a doctor.

To be perfectly honest, he is one fucked up guy, no offence. But it was some dick in our class that spread it. He told him in confidence.

[ins3cur3]

Well I guess shit happens

[ismellarat]

At 12/3/08 08:00 PM, HibiscusKazeneko wrote: It's called phimosis. Don't tell him to go to a doctor (if he lives in America); they'll just cut it off and render him useless in bed.

Useless in bed? I hope you realise that having no foreskin makes you a whole lot better in bed. With a foreskin you can't get very deep, or go very fast without pain.

Your friend is in a tight spot.

Lame pun is lame.

[joabos]

You better get used to having sex with foreskin on, "friend". People act childish over you because it's unusual, so that makes it exclude-worthy.

But seriously, see a doctor.

[mariomusicmaker1]

all you have to do is keep pulling on it till you break your guitar string, then 2 weeks after the horrid swelling goes down, vwalla!

[Danny122]

Lol, ok then you can say its me but my penis is fine. I would name him but he may be embarassed, as he is a regular user on NG.

[BananaBreadMuffin]

At 12/3/08 07:58 PM, Danny122 wrote: He admitted he cannot pull it back.

He should see a doctor.

[Jon4life]

At 12/3/08 08:08 PM, BananaBreadMuffin wrote:

At 12/3/08 07:58 PM, Danny122 wrote: He admitted he cannot pull it back.

He should see a doctor.

lmao.

[whatty]

At 12/3/08 07:58 PM, Danny122 wrote: why are people such assholes to people with problems like this?

Because some people can't keep their dicks in their pants.

[rome-lherison]

Is this person you

[HibiscusKazeneko]

At 12/3/08 08:04 PM, ismellarat wrote:

At 12/3/08 08:00 PM, HibiscusKazeneko wrote: It's called phimosis. Don't tell him to go to a doctor (if he lives in America); they'll just cut it off and render him useless in bed.

Useless in bed? I hope you realise that having no foreskin makes you a whole lot better in bed. With a foreskin you can't get very deep, or go very fast without pain.

Your friend is in a tight spot.

Lame pun is lame.

That wasn't a pun, and you've got it backwards. With a standard American circumcision, normal erections are not possible because the skin is so tight around the glans that the penis cannot emerge like it should. And even if a man is able to achieve and maintain an erection, chances are he can't reach orgasm because he doesn't feel any pleasure.
Yes, it's barbaric and cruel. The American Medical Association initially advocated circumcision as a punishment for boys who were caught masturbating. It somehow was interpreted as "preventive medicine" to force every infant boy to undergo this painful and permanently disfiguring procedure. It's still forcibly done today, without any anesthetic even.

[Obvious-M]

If it is what I think it is, I had it, the only way to deal with it is to pull it back as much as you can.

Revealing your friends mountain of cheese. :x

[RoobyKillAll]

I have a willy flap. I live it actually. Keeps jerkin' it simple, easy to clean, more comfortable I'd imagine, and better for sex. Plus I didn't have some weirdo with a knife slice my willy. Keep 'er clean. I'm not embarrassed, but your friend should be with a problem like that.

[chiefindomer]

He's definitely got to see a doctor or something, he has no way to clean his dick if he can't pull the skin back.

[DrClay]

this is actually pretty bad, I've heard that having that prevents you from cleaning that area, and increasing the risk of infection, I dunno how high percentage it is, but anyway you should see a doctor about that,

Havent you been paying attention in health class!

[HibiscusKazeneko]

At 12/3/08 08:16 PM, RoobyKillAll wrote: I have a willy flap. I live it actually. Keeps jerkin' it simple, easy to clean, more comfortable I'd imagine, and better for sex. Plus I didn't have some weirdo with a knife slice my willy. Keep 'er clean. I'm not embarrassed, but your friend should be with a problem like that.

You're more fortunate than most. Governments around the world are still spewing the same crap that ismellarat was trying to use on me just a moment ago to spread the practice of forced circumcisions for males (and even females, in some cases). They claim it cures/prevents everything from influenza to schizophrenia. I'm not joking.

[ericiscool21]

At 12/3/08 08:11 PM, rome-lherison wrote: Is this person you

Obviously...

And dude, "your friend" wouldn't get guys giving him shit about it, if he wasn't a big enough fag to show other guys his dick.

[ismellarat]

At 12/3/08 08:13 PM, HibiscusKazeneko wrote:

That wasn't a pun, and you've got it backwards. With a standard American circumcision, normal erections are not possible because the skin is so tight around the glans that the penis cannot emerge like it should. And even if a man is able to achieve and maintain an erection, chances are he can't reach orgasm because he doesn't feel any pleasure.

I don't know how your American circumsicions work, but in Australia, we cut the skin just below the knob. This leaves no skin over the glans in which to be tight. Obviously this guy already has a tight foreskin, so even your American circumsicions should be fine.
Whatever you read sounds bogus. Go get circumcised like a good little jew and try it out for yourself, you should notice a fairly big improvement.

Yes, it's barbaric and cruel. The American Medical Association initially advocated circumcision as a punishment for boys who were caught masturbating. It somehow was interpreted as "preventive medicine" to force every infant boy to undergo this painful and permanently disfiguring procedure. It's still forcibly done today, without any anesthetic even.

Cruel? Forced? It's chopping a bit of useless skin off. It decreases smegma (cheese) buildup drastically and makes it look a bit bigger too :3.

[Skulsta]

I had this problem a whike back and it is actually kinda common. It happens when you don't pull back your foreskin in the shower and wet it reguarly. Go to a doctor and he will prescribe you with this cream that you rub around the opening in the foreskin twice daily and it will eventually loosen up. It doesn't hurt what so ever it's just a sort of lube I guess.

Go to the doctor ASAP or it may get infected and then you will have to get circumcised. That is what I was told so go use the cream and loosen up the skin before it gets infected and needs to be removed.

I'm not sure what the cream is called but the bottle says "15g Hydrocortisone Cr 1% HC Fatty (LEM)".

lol "fatty".

[DuckzOwn]

Cruel? Forced? It's chopping a bit of useless skin off. It decreases smegma (cheese) buildup drastically and makes it look a bit bigger too :3.

I had mine cut off at birth, i am not complaining. Infact, where I live almost no boy my age has any. :o.

[HibiscusKazeneko]

At 12/3/08 08:21 PM, ismellarat wrote:
I don't know how your American circumsicions work, but in Australia, we cut the skin just below the knob. This leaves no skin over the glans in which to be tight. Obviously this guy already has a tight foreskin, so even your American circumsicions should be fine.
Whatever you read sounds bogus. Go get circumcised like a good little jew and try it out for yourself, you should notice a fairly big improvement.

Did you watch the video? They don't use any anesthetic, they strap the patient down on the same type of boards they used at Guantanamo Bay when waterboarding prisoners during interrogation, make a slit and rip the rest off with their hands.
The tightness is on the shaft, not the glans. The buildup of scar tissue restricts blood flow and causes abnormal bending and sometimes tearing and bleeding during sex.

Cruel? Forced? It's chopping a bit of useless skin off. It decreases smegma (cheese) buildup drastically and makes it look a bit bigger too :3.

If the parents don't fight the doctors tooth and nail, they'll automatically perform the procedure. There have been several incidents in which boys died when scar tissue filled the urethra (since they slice down the lower part of the glans) and their bodies went into septic shock because urine could not pass. The American Academy of Pediatrics stopped advocating circumcision in 1998 because of this, yet doctors still arbitrarily perform the surgery because there is a multi-billion-dollar market for excised foreskins in medical research laboratories. (Companies have resorted to performing tests on excised human body parts so they can legally say they don't test on animals.)

I am a woman and therefore have more square inches of genital tissue than the average intact adult male, thus I have more smegma buildup. It's harmless, yet gross.