So you're at the supermarket and...

[DJ-Keen]

You suddenly have to take a massive dump. You ignore it best you can for a while, until it's like a jackhammer in your mind. Explosive diarrhea ensues. You ditch your shopping cart and dash to the restroom, only to find a moderate line of customers waiting. The toilets are jam packed. You wait in line another 15 minutes and are about to burst an anal leak, until finally your turn arrives. You walk in to find a single empty stall, and hastily take it as your sides are cramping and nothing else matters but letting out that 3 pounds of liquid feces.

You finally finish wrecking the toilet. You declare yourself, "Shiva. Destroyer of worlds." And then look over to notice...

No toilet paper.

Your ass is slathered in wet feces and you are doomed to a full restroom.

What do you do?

[HungarianSupermarket]

I'd take my lunch break and go to the toilet out back.

Snap.

[joabos]

Put my pants and go home. I clean up there.

[Legionnaire-X]

Wipe with my boxers and go commando?

[Prinzy2]

Ask for someone to pass me some TP...

[Sparki29]

I wonder what Harrison Ford would have done in this situation ?

[Strength]

i love all of you<3

[TacoFreak]

I would use my hand and smear it all of the walls.

[manonthemoon516]

Quickly waddle to the toilet paper aisle.

Fuck manners I gotta wipe my ass.

[TJoyal]

At 12/3/08 05:42 PM, Legionnaire-X wrote: Wipe with my boxers and go commando?

Exactly what I was going to say.

Plus why would their be a line in a supermarket?

[Sparki29]

At 12/3/08 05:42 PM, Strength wrote: i love all of you<3

Fail!!!

[Lost-Chances]

Go to the cue and steal a bald man's wig and use that. Then I'd throw it down the toilet and flush it while roaring at it in the manliest fashion you can.

[TacoFreak]

At 12/3/08 05:43 PM, TJoyal wrote:

At 12/3/08 05:42 PM, Legionnaire-X wrote: Wipe with my boxers and go commando?

Exactly what I was going to say.

Plus why would their be a line in a supermarket?

When do supermarkets even have restrooms?

[Some-Stupid-Idiot]

At 12/3/08 05:42 PM, Prinzy2 wrote: Ask for someone to pass me some TP...

I asked for only one square of toilet paper.

[full0fish]

At 12/3/08 05:42 PM, TacoFreak wrote: I would use my hand and smear it all of the walls.

OMFG! someone did that at school. The P.E. teachers did a big speech about how you should not shit in the showers and rub it all over the walls. It turned ou to be some spastic kid who wore thongs. Everyone couldnt stop laughing during the speech.

[Ranger2]

I would try my best to clean what I could with the cardboard roll, give myself a wedgie (to keep it in), wash my hands INCREDIBLY WELL, buy my stuff and get home as fast as I could.

[Tiago11103]

At 12/3/08 05:40 PM, DJ-Keen wrote: lalsfguyskksdfg

Inform the people on the other side of the stall that I'm not coming out until they get me some toilet paper.

[Timmy]

I'd obviously just use my boxers or socks. The urge to poo is a common occurrence when you are running, and sometimes you have to take drastic measures and just go in the woods. Usually you have to lose a sock or two in order to clean yourself up.

[ragingfred]

use the mop that's always in the corner for some reason

[Wartooth118]

I'd wipe with my underwear and leave it on the seat as a gift for the next drone to walk in.

[PWJP]

i'd use my boxers as TP. then, i'd flush my boxers along with the shit and walk around the supermarket just with my pants covering my dick. then, i'd just buy another boxers for me. XD

[Tehpivot]

At 12/3/08 05:41 PM, speeling wrote: It's a Supermarket. Run around looking for toilet paper with your ass out, shooting shit on the floor?

oh, god... that's funny...

i'd wipe on the next guy in line's face.

[X-Gary-Gigax-X]

Ask the stall to the right for tolet paper.

[SouthAsian]

Pull my pants up and run home and fix the problem there.

Or take my undershirt and clean up then throw it away.

[Eclipse]

At 12/3/08 05:41 PM, speeling wrote: It's a Supermarket. Run around looking for toilet paper with your ass out, shooting shit on the floor?

EPIC! FUCKING! WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!

No caps

[Maverick-Alex]

At 12/3/08 05:42 PM, Prinzy2 wrote: Ask for someone to pass me some TP...

TP, TP for my bunghole...

[WATCHurFLAG]

At 12/3/08 05:55 PM, Timmy wrote: I'd obviously just use my boxers or socks. The urge to poo is a common occurrence when you are running, and sometimes you have to take drastic measures and just go in the woods. Usually you have to lose a sock or two in order to clean yourself up.

wow, just wow.

[lawlmaster]

At 12/3/08 11:26 PM, Maverick-Alex wrote:

At 12/3/08 05:42 PM, Prinzy2 wrote: Ask for someone to pass me some TP...

TP, TP for my bunghole...

that takes the cake.(or in this case,shit)

I was waiting for someone to make a Beavus and Butthead reference!

[Shadows-Studios]

Shake my ass as fast as I can to get it clean like a dog.

All the way on the walk home.

[Hellian00]

At 12/3/08 05:42 PM, Prinzy2 wrote: Ask for someone to pass me some TP...

This, then leave covering my face in shame.