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Posted at: 12/3/08 05:38 PM

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That's it, bitches.

I've had enough.

You always want all this bullshit "romance" nonsense, but it's time to do shit MY way, and what way is that?

HATE-SEX.

That's right. Hate-sex, and lots of it.

My hate-powered erection doesn't care what you want anymore. Instead, I'm going to lure you into my house with promises of booze, music, and good times, lure you into my bedroom, and ruthlessly punish you with a vicious beating from my pelvic area.

But I won't be the only one, oh no, we're talking 30-40 people, and raping with all the hate in their black little souls.

And guess what?

YOU'RE GOING TO LOVE EVERY MINUTE OF IT, YOU FILTHY WHORE.

HATE.
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At 12/3/08 05:38 PM, FUNKbrs wrote: That's it, bitches.

I've had enough.

You always want all this bullshit "romance" nonsense, but it's time to do shit MY way, and what way is that?

HATE-SEX.
YOU'RE GOING TO LOVE EVERY MINUTE OF IT, YOU FILTHY WHORE.

Your mom sure did.

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Posted at: 12/3/08 05:39 PM

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Oh yes!

Ravish me you filthy mod!

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Posted at: 12/3/08 05:39 PM

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I.. I deserve this.

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Posted at: 12/3/08 05:39 PM

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JEWS AND PALESTINIANS-SEXING EACH OTHER?

Next, you're going to say that Tom's alt isn't really Wade.

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Damn, and here I was in the mood for some hot pity-sex.

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Posted at: 12/3/08 05:40 PM

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You are a true human being.

Fuck it all, you bastards.

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Posted at: 12/3/08 05:40 PM

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You sure do hate alot...Everything...Anywhere.


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Posted at: 12/3/08 05:40 PM

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So you got dumped again huh... that sux ...

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Posted at: 12/3/08 05:40 PM

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HAY!!! We're fucking my way or we're not fucking at all!

Now light those candles and poor me some wine!

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Posted at: 12/3/08 05:40 PM

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<sigh> I guess I got what was coming to me.

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Posted at: 12/3/08 05:41 PM

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I prefer hate crimes.

This looks squint.

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That disgusted me to (and beyond) the bone. I know i should expect this, being a NG member but.. but... i can't help my nervous disposition.

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Posted at: 12/3/08 05:41 PM

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Excuse me while I go curl up into a ball, underneath a running shower, and cry.

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Posted at: 12/3/08 05:41 PM

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Well lets get started, shall we?

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I CAN MAKE IT SEEM LIKE WHAT I'M SAYING IS IMPORTANT TOO!

Rape is always the answer.

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Posted at: 12/3/08 05:42 PM

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Can I join in? I'm Jewish so I can by the rapists.

hey guys this car is my mouse i'm serous! it's so cool ^^ also my name is death harpist

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At 12/3/08 05:40 PM, joabos wrote: You sure do hate alot...Everything...Anywhere.

"And then FUNKbrs murdered everything and everyone on the planet..."

"...ever."
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Posted at: 12/3/08 05:45 PM

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Throw in a few mindless beatings and I'm there.

There's nothing like spite, anger, and hatred to spice up the night.

Follow me down to the valley below
You know moonlight is bleeding from out of your soul
Come to us Lazarus, it's time for you to go

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Posted at: 12/3/08 05:45 PM

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RAPE

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Posted at: 12/3/08 05:47 PM

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Could we cuddle afterward?

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At 12/3/08 05:39 PM, Wartooth118 wrote: Oh yes!

Ravish me you filthy mod!

Seriously, who made you a mod? You're MUCH more hateful than Bigbadron ever was.

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Posted at: 12/3/08 05:48 PM

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At 12/3/08 05:38 PM, FUNKbrs wrote: And guess what?

YOU'RE GOING TO LOVE EVERY MINUTE OF IT, YOU FILTHY WHORE.

You sound like a lost member of GWAR

Sometimes you have to burn everything down , so you can have nothing at all.

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Posted at: 12/3/08 05:49 PM

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I like where this thread is going.


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Posted at: 12/3/08 05:52 PM

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May I join...I don't give a shit if I'm the victum or the punisher.

I am the all the one and the master of the lulz...those who deny my mastery of lulz shall be smittin with a brick in there pants I give no mercy, no quarter, no rights.

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Posted at: 12/3/08 05:55 PM

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(with a sean connery voice)

Bend over miss moneypenny!!
Its time for hate shecks

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hey funkbrs ready for that yu-gi-oh rematch yet

Think about this; think about how stupid the average person is, and then realize that half of them are stupider than that.

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Posted at: 12/3/08 05:56 PM

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At 12/3/08 05:38 PM, FUNKbrs wrote: YOU'RE GOING TO LOVE EVERY MINUTE OF IT, YOU FILTHY WHORE.

Woah, woah, woah. Wait a second. You're saying that we've all gotta hate sex, then you're gonna have a bunch of people gang rape, which the rapist are likely to enjoy, seeing as it's gonna feel good on the dick and get the heart pumping.

But then you say we're gonna love every bloody minute of it, well hold on. Can you just point me out on where the Hating sex really IS at? Because I can't see it.

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Posted at: 12/3/08 06:02 PM

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At 12/3/08 05:38 PM, FUNKbrs wrote: That's it, bitches.

Quiet, your mom's in the room.

I've had enough

cock.

You always want all this bullshit "romance" nonsense, but it's time to do shit MY way, and what way is that?

Fetish time.

HATE-SEX.

Oh yeah.

My hate-powered erection doesn't care what you want anymore. Instead, I'm going to lure you into my house with promises of booze, music, and good times, lure you into my bedroom, and ruthlessly punish you with a vicious beating from my pelvic area.

Trick-or-treat!

And guess what?

YOU'RE GOING TO LOVE EVERY MINUTE OF IT, YOU FILTHY WHORE.

Next time, you're the slave.

PM me if you love me. People who love me: 2 <-----ITS ALREADY THERE! *SMOOCH*
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Posted at: 12/3/08 06:03 PM

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well Im in

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