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Stabbed this guy with scissors cuz he was annoying me.

I may have strangled my little brother when I was little for no apparent reason. I apparently had a really REALLY evil face.

And I may have also gotten really pissed off at my brothers, because I distinctly remember going to the knife block and pulling out a rather large knife, then coming down the stairs with it and staring at them blankly.

...

I don't think I've ever told that last one to anybody. Hm.

In like 4th or 5th grade I drop-kicked my friend in the ribs and my principal said if I kicked him a little bit harder I coulda broke his ribs or some shit.

Some kid was annoying me, so I kicked him in the nuts.

I and one or more friends teamed up to fight the zombie apocalypse in what is hailed "the best zombie game" and "the best co-op" Left 4 Dead

Now Available for cool people on PC and console tards for Xbox 360

Valve does not support the above comment about Xbox users being stupid, I do.

i kicked some gay kid in the balls because he got too close to me(can you blame me?those kids make me edgy)

Well, it all started out one day when my alarm clock woke me up with it's obnoxious beep, and I had had enough. I unplugged it, and used it as a makeshift flail to beat my dog and parents, and threw the comatose bodies in a wood chipper. I was still angered, so I ran down to the nearest farm, slaughtered the farmer with a weed whacker (it took the skin off first) and stole his combine harvester. There happened to be a nearby parade with many cripples, and children and puppies with terminal illnesses. I ran them over with the combine harvester, even the marching band. A cymbal caused the machine to get jammed, so I threw a few spare Molotov cocktails into a nearby orphanage for the terminally ill. After speeding up the inferno with jet fuel, I hijacked a GBU-31 bomber and bombed the Capitol building, but was forced to land due to running out of fuel. I still had some unbridled fury remaining, so I stole all the puppies from the nearest human society, (46 total) put them in burlap sacks, and threw them in the swimming pool at the home for the emotionally unstable. I then punched baby Jesus in the face, and retired for the day

When i was 5 i punched my dad in the balls really hard.
In general i´m not that violent of a person.

I punched allot of holes in my wall..

Old wall.

frog hunting with pellet guns. (we killed lots of frongs)
smashed a kids head through a glass door. (he got alot of stitches and i scarred his forehead)
spartan kicked a kid off a 5 step staircase. (no idea what happened to him)
Im not sure which is the worst..

oh and the most violent thing ive ever seen...
Kid with anger issues was getting really pissed off at another kid at my camp and this was at a cookout thing so he picked up a steak knife and stabbed the kid in the cheek. I was standing kind of far away but i was walking towards them and saw it happen.

I hugged a person too tightly. They were overwhelmed by my power of love.

A killed a man just thinking of it.

Beat the shit out of someone.

and then turned off my computer.

Probably stepping on my sister's head.

I flipped a kid in the snow, but it wasn't too bad; he was padded (winter coat and baby fat, not the brand but he's just a chubby ass).

I chipped someone's tooth once.

Kicked someone off my roof, climbed down, then kicked him...Multiple times.

I got into a fight with my mom because she was getting all bitchy. Then she try to take the computer away. Long story short she took the keyboard to try and lock it (password protected) and ended up hurting her lungs. they healed I feel so bad when i do these kind of things . But thats what happens when you act like a total bitch to me regardless of who you are. and take my comouter away.

Now I have to use the Fucking Wii internet to go on newgrounds. And typing is a pain in the ass.

Tolchocked ol' Billy Boy and his gang in their bolshy litsos

I whipped them if a wet rag then i did i gave them a huge whege then i smack them i the head with a chair

At 12/3/08 04:58 PM, TJoyal wrote: My friend slapped me and I thought it was the kid next to me so i punched him in the face.

the guy must of been like "uhhhh wtf?"

haha

i killed kenny.

You know those little cups with the various seasonings they give you when you order pizza, well one of them had Kaiyan pepper seasoning in them, and I threw it in my freinds face, his eyes were just covered in them, it's like 10x worse than pepper spray, why? Well not only does it sting like a mother fucker, but it also scrapes against your eyes and it gets trapped in your eye lids. He had to go to the emergency room, thankfully I wasn't charged.

Why did I do this to him? Well cause he sprinkled some of it into my can drink, so ofcourse the only logical course of action would be to throw it in his eyes.

in second grade i was walking down a street,then saw a huge ass party.so i decided to go in and massacre all of them with a chainsaw.

At 12/3/08 04:48 PM, Adio wrote: Kicked someone in the face while they were on the ground.

This but I didn't stop until 30 seconds after he started crying.

At 12/4/08 07:54 PM, PsycoticDemon wrote: I killed a man in Reno...

just to watch him die?

This one time, our football team got into a HUGE fight with the basketball team, i was a sophmore at the time,it was like 25 of our guys vs. like 30 of their guys. But basketbal players are pussies so we kicked their asses(oh didi i mention i was on the football side) well not really its just tat we had all the muscle.Anyway tony lee had knocked Tony Paine staight on the ground, that's when i saw an oppurtunity to get a lick in, as soon as tony got up i kneed him. Right in his nose, it must have hurt like hell, but still i justify it by saying he got a cheap ass shot on me we he punch me in the back of my head. But I still feel bad about doing it though... And the greatest thing is since we were fighting in the gymm and the coaches were gone we never got caught ever!

At 12/3/08 04:53 PM, Wartooth118 wrote: During Tae-Kwon Do training, I put too much force into a crescent kick whilst sparring.

The other guy didn't block properly. It broke his arm.

falcon kick.

Hit a black child upside the head with a metal sled then stomped on his face with snow boots.

I don't fuck around. Self defense. BITCH.

At 12/3/08 04:54 PM, Eggys wrote: kicked him in the stomach with my knee

lolwut
I believe you mean kneed him in the stomach, my friend.

At 12/3/08 04:50 PM, ThunderHorseL wrote: Threw a bag of cottonballs at a blind hobo

lol. I broke some dudes nose before. Nothing too violent.

I think it was in third grade when I punched someone in the stomach in class. I certainly did get a few days of detention for that. This person literally did nothing to me(from what I remember). But I did it anyway.

...I'd like to know why I did it, though.

Other than that, I've never really punched or attacked anyone.