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so lets see...we got the:
Corner
hot sauce
bar of soap
belt
threats to throw toys away...

yup.. thats all i use

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I would punish them in the most kinkyest way possible..

WHIPPINGS!


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I'd get my ideas from the Saw movies.


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I'd take away their internet. If my parents did that to me i'd be a saint forever.


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Every time she does not do want i want i rape her.

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At 12/2/08 11:12 PM, cHunter wrote:
At 12/2/08 11:08 PM, HibiscusKazeneko wrote:
At 12/2/08 11:07 PM, cHunter wrote: I'd lock them in the closet for several days at a time.
Will you rape him at gunpoint, then force him to bear your children and then kill them in front of him as a reminder of his insolence?
Now, now, that's just going too far!

But yes I would. I mean...

the guy s right u are goin too far id put them in a pink too-too and ballet costume and frog mach him to his freinds houses so they can see him in girly gear

twilight = gay faglight

if it wasent obvious

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At 12/2/08 11:13 PM, lawlmaster wrote: Moslems are funny.

you are a Moslem right?

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So like, at first I was like "wuts a domane lol!11" but then I was like "lol i has un!111111111"

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At 12/2/08 11:41 PM, JackPhantasm wrote: I won't punish my children because that creates walls of separation and if you knew shit about kids you would know never to punish them.

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Force him to watch meatspin for 1337 spins, then i would make him watch 2 girls 1 cup about 5 times.

All of this while being fisted by Bruno, a man with elephantitis on his hands.


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Every time they dont flush, give them an enima.
If they dont brush, scrub thier teeth with a brillo pad.
If they lie, shock therapy.
If they piss you off, ram a spikey 10 inch vibe in them and leave them in a closet for days.

For the worst punishment.

When born, take away there gender. Seal them up, or chop it off.
Have kids then XD


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At 12/2/08 11:49 PM, JackPhantasm wrote: What if the seeds of the pine cone get stuck up.

A punishment that sticks with you.

Woah! Now here we have a pun! A play on words if you will! Brilliant!

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At 12/7/08 11:02 AM, Iloveegg4 wrote:
At 12/2/08 11:49 PM, JackPhantasm wrote: What if the seeds of the pine cone get stuck up.

A punishment that sticks with you.
Woah! Now here we have a pun! A play on words if you will! Brilliant!

Lol, simply lol.


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Saw off his legs to stop him causing further trouble.

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At 12/7/08 09:15 AM, Jeffaro wrote: I would punish them in the most kinkyest way possible..

WHIPPINGS!

How about clamping a car battery to their nipples or shoving lit candles up their asses?

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At 12/7/08 07:24 PM, HibiscusKazeneko wrote:
At 12/7/08 09:15 AM, Jeffaro wrote:
How about clamping a car battery to their nipples or shoving lit candles up their asses?

Thats perfect..Why not pour scolding hot candle wax onto them as well?


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At 12/8/08 07:56 AM, Jeffaro wrote:
Thats perfect..Why not pour scolding hot candle wax onto them as well?

That's what the candle is for! DUH! Just let it drip!

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I wouldn't punish my kid.
Why, you ask?
Cause I won't be having any.
Tough luck, reproductive cells!


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yer but this is what you would do if there was no consequence


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You people are all sick and twisted!
There's no need to punish your kids, just raise them a bridget! =3

How would you punish your kids?

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At 12/8/08 06:14 PM, AshtonNextGen wrote: You people are all sick and twisted!
There's no need to punish your kids, just raise them a bridget! =3

any stragith guy who fapped or thought that pic was hot is now officially a gay pedophile

god damn it >:[

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At 12/8/08 06:14 PM, AshtonNextGen wrote: You people are all sick and twisted!
There's no need to punish your kids, just raise them a bridget! =3

Or a Nadeshiko.

How would you punish your kids?

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