Bee stings.

[BUTANE]

A new age medical woman came to my school the other day to give a speach. She was telling us how the natural world has more power for healing than modern medicine will ever even achieve. She said that the simple sting from a bee has the power to heal anything from measles to the common cold. She even offered to demonstrate the power to bee therapy. She asked if their were any volunteers in the audience that were willing to volunteer for the demonstration. My friend raised his hand...he is severly allergic to bees...and he knew it too. He told me as he passed my, im gonna make bank on this. He went up to the front of the auditorium with several other students. The lady told them that she was going to give each one of them a sting form a bee on the back of the neck. She said that it would relieve tension after the initial sting. When she had my friend get stung...nothing happened at first, then he started to turn red and started grabbing his throat. The entire school started panicking...the faculty quickly evacuated the auditorium and called an ambulance. My friend got out of the hospital yesterday and got a hold of an attorney...he is sueing the school for several hundred thousand dollars. That is one hell of an idea on his part.

[Monkey-Boy]

What an arsehole. I like him.

[BUTANE]

At 12/2/08 01:22 PM, Ejit wrote: What a cunt.

Who? my friend of the new age medical lady?

[HungarianSupermarket]

Lol, ingenious plan, if not somewhat suicidal and retarded.

[ClickToPlay]

Jesus, your friend is a fucking cunt.
Not to mention a fucking genius.

[Sparki29]

Don't worry, BEE happy! lol I almost died laughing but why did your friend want to get stung by a bee in the first place ? looks like he needed some $ :P

[Skwisgaar]

Fucking brilliant man. Although a little dangerous, but brilliant none the less.

[HogWashSoup]

If they find out that he knew he was allergic, the school can counter sue him.

[BUTANE]

At 12/2/08 01:30 PM, Ejit wrote: Enjoy bringing your own computers, whiteboards and classrooms to school all because your friend wanted some free money.

whatever man, the state will surely reimburse the school. But the school deserves to get sued for condoning "Natural medical treatments" that hippie bullshit isn't going to help anyone.

[jmalouin7]

At 12/2/08 01:22 PM, Ejit wrote: What a cunt.

A brilliant cunt none the less

[BUTANE]

At 12/2/08 01:31 PM, HogWashSoup wrote: If they find out that he knew he was allergic, the school can counter sue him.

The school put a students life in danger! As educators, they should know that bee stings are potentially risky...plus the lady didnt tell us that the bee sting could hurt us, she said it would help us...meaning he should have had nothing to fear...even if he WAS allergic and knew it, she never mentioned any side affects.

[Cur1y]

Smart and gutsy, considering the allergic reaction. I personally wouldn't had done it, but thats just me.

[DaWgSOLja729]

what a bamf... talk about your awesome ideas

[Children-in-Heat]

are you in High school or College?

[Orange-Jews]

SHES A WITCH. BURN HER.

[xKore]

Schools take in medical details of known allergies and diseases and such, don't they?

[Thracian]

Brilliant.

[Xaxrox]

And why not quickly take a few more stings while you're at it?

[dogpup4]

Suicidal, sly and an idiot. My hero.

[BUTANE]

At 12/2/08 02:08 PM, Ejit wrote:

At 12/2/08 01:34 PM, BUTANE wrote:

At 12/2/08 01:31 PM, HogWashSoup wrote: If they find out that he knew he was allergic, the school can counter sue him.

The school put a students life in danger! As educators, they should know that bee stings are potentially risky...plus the lady didnt tell us that the bee sting could hurt us, she said it would help us...meaning he should have had nothing to fear...even if he WAS allergic and knew it, she never mentioned any side affects.

He or his parents will have been given an opportunity to disclose the information when he joined the school, if he didn't it's his own fault. Can I sue my school for cutting the grass thus increasing pollen concentration in the air?

In todays society people can sue McDonalds when they spilled coffee on themselves....Im pretty sure that he is going to settle out of court, but he will still "make bank" as he said....meaning he will probably come out with several hundred thousand dollars in the end.

[Dromedary]

You know there is still a court hearing, right? He doesn't actually have the money, and the allergy will definatly come up. Thusforth, your friend loses, and is a cunt, and the medical woman goes on to make money.

[iMini]

oh god, that's made my day.

[DiscoveryOne]

that lot about natural medicine is a croc of malarkey.
youre friend is an asshole, theres no way he can win his lawsuit

[Sensationalism]

At 12/2/08 01:34 PM, BUTANE wrote:

At 12/2/08 01:31 PM, HogWashSoup wrote: If they find out that he knew he was allergic, the school can counter sue him.

The school put a students life in danger! As educators, they should know that bee stings are potentially risky...plus the lady didnt tell us that the bee sting could hurt us, she said it would help us...meaning he should have had nothing to fear...even if he WAS allergic and knew it, she never mentioned any side affects.

If he knew he was allergic and did it anyway it is completely HIS fault and there's no way he should even get a cent. Guy's a total douche. I hope he loses in court and then gets stung and dies.

[swaenK]

"Were you aware that you were allergic to bee's when she stung you?"
"Yes, but I thought the sting was going to be good for me."
"That's bullshit son."

Make sure to post an update on the court hearing. I doubt he makes anything because he's an idiot. If he was suing some one maybe, but the government really doesn't want to give him a whack load of cash.

[BUTANE]

Holy crap! It made the local news...well i guess that not surprising. But or all you haters out there, this will set u strait.

[Rohedin]

At 12/2/08 02:52 PM, BUTANE wrote: Holy crap! It made the local news...well i guess that not surprising. But or all you haters out there, this will set u strait.

No. Just, no.

[bodom-child]

were using this thread as testimonial evidence that this lawsuit if frivolous, and unlawful
I'm contacting the attorney working on this case as we speak.
NOT.

[Colombiana]

Haha, your friend is one bad ass mofo!
He reminds me of.. Myself.
Gosh, I'm so cool.

[FurryFox]

At 12/2/08 02:52 PM, BUTANE wrote: Holy crap! It made the local news...well i guess that not surprising. But or all you haters out there, this will set u strait.

my emote best describes my reaction.