At 12/1/08 05:09 PM, WhiteDJ wrote:
At 12/1/08 05:07 PM, mwmike wrote:
I'm suspicious. His profile suggests that he's twenty one, though his grammar suggests that he's nine at most. Strange shit indeed.You bring forth solid evidence, my good sir.
Let's look at the evidence.
Exhibit A- Top-right corner.
Has contributed nothing to the Portal. No indication of personal favorites in or outside of the NG community. Limited Reviews, each ignoring basic concepts in the english language, (ex: not putting a space after exclamation marks repeatedly)
Exhibit B- Pictureless. At his age, he must be on at least one social networking site, (Myspace, Facebook, the like) and should have one handy. Given his sign-up date, he's had plenty of time to do so, yet he neglects to insinuating he's hiding something.
Exhibit C- Reads
"Ello.My names tobi0.If you see me talk in third-person,its just for humor.I like fast cars,women,money,Nar uto,ramen(noodles),M GS(Metal Gear Solid,Mario,and Halo.I dislike fake people,being alone,the "N" word,white supremacists,and hippies.I am caucasian"
Exhibit C-1 - talking in third person is funny to him
Exhibit C-2 - Naruto
Exhibit C-3 - He has to specify he's caucasian.
Ladies and Gentleman. I have deduced this man is not 21. If he is, in fact, 21, he will not try to defend himself against these claims. If he is not, he will become aggressively defensive if he doesn't outright admit it.