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Posted at: 12/1/08 04:02 PM

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i felt the wierdest pain in my life today...

half way thru my statistics lecture i decided to go take a piss... I gingerly walked to the washroom and went to the urinal I took my penis out and started to tinkle as i was peeing i squeezed the tip of my penis while i was peeing and all of a sudden a surge of pain went straight into my ass (behind my balls to be exact)

the pain was so intense that i was paralyzed until the pain went away... i even broke in a cold sweat

has anyone ever felt pain like this?

kiss my ass!
im an attention whore DUR!

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Posted at: 12/1/08 04:03 PM

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No.

What did you do to deserve this pain?

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Posted at: 12/1/08 04:04 PM

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That's probably your prostate seeing as your were peeing, have a nice rectal exam.

Go to a doctor though.

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Posted at: 12/1/08 04:04 PM

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At 12/1/08 04:03 PM, Sensationalism wrote: No.

What did you do to deserve this pain?

Well, we both got drunk, one thing led to another, and long story short, he bled, and I was bruised all over.

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Posted at: 12/1/08 04:04 PM

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At 12/1/08 04:03 PM, Sensationalism wrote: No.

What did you do to deserve this pain?

I think he kidnapped the pope....

Can i have his hat?

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Posted at: 12/1/08 04:05 PM

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someone hid in the toilet and had butsecks with you

Stupidity at it's best
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Posted at: 12/1/08 04:17 PM

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At 12/1/08 04:04 PM, Ejit wrote: That's probably your prostate seeing as your were peeing, have a nice rectal exam.

Go to a doctor though.

im not letting the doctor stick his finger up my ass

kiss my ass!
im an attention whore DUR!

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Posted at: 12/1/08 04:20 PM

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At 12/1/08 04:17 PM, Puzzled wrote: im not letting the doctor stick his finger up my ass

Why, scared you might enjoy it? In all seriousness though, going might be a good way of avoiding death.

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Posted at: 12/1/08 04:21 PM

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Sounds like you better see a doctor and have him examine your prostate.

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Posted at: 12/1/08 04:21 PM

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The man upstairs doesn't seem to like you.

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Posted at: 12/1/08 04:22 PM

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the last time i felt a pain like that was the night i preganted your mom
and look what came of that

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Posted at: 12/1/08 04:24 PM

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you ever been checked for kidney stones?


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Posted at: 12/1/08 04:25 PM

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You might have a kidney stone, or a urinary tract infection. I'd go to a doctor and get some tests done

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Posted at: 12/1/08 04:25 PM

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Lol you're penis is broken XD

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Posted at: 12/1/08 04:26 PM

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At 12/1/08 04:02 PM, Puzzled wrote: has anyone ever felt pain like this?

I blame gay people for any anal pain.

pain in my ass!

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Posted at: 12/1/08 04:27 PM

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how am i gonna get a kidney stone at 18 years old..

kiss my ass!
im an attention whore DUR!

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Posted at: 12/1/08 04:42 PM

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At 12/1/08 04:17 PM, Puzzled wrote: im not letting the doctor stick his finger up my ass

Enjoy prostate cancer then.

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Posted at: 12/1/08 04:42 PM

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the pain was so intense that i was paralyzed until the pain went away... i even broke in a cold sweat

has anyone ever felt pain like this?

hmm.. maybe it was yer fuck muscle? You know, it's from front of yer anus to head of yer penis.

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Posted at: 12/1/08 04:43 PM

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Did you wipe yourself to hard or with cheap TP after you used the bathroom?


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Posted at: 12/1/08 04:45 PM

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At 12/1/08 04:27 PM, Puzzled wrote: how am i gonna get a kidney stone at 18 years old..

I didn't think it has anything to do woth age actually. Drink more. water.

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Posted at: 12/1/08 05:39 PM

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At 12/1/08 04:45 PM, MICHhimself wrote: I didn't think it has anything to do woth age actually. Drink more. water.

This guy is right, it is very possible to get kidney stones at a young age.

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Posted at: 12/1/08 05:41 PM

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All the facts lead to you ripping your prostate. I hope you can still have sex.


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Posted at: 12/1/08 05:45 PM

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u should go to the doctor, it could happen again


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Posted at: 12/1/08 05:46 PM

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wow

dude enjoy having ur pe nis removed due to cancer PENIS CANCER


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Posted at: 12/1/08 05:46 PM

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At 12/1/08 04:02 PM, Puzzled wrote: i felt the wierdest pain in my life today...

i squeezed the tip of my penis while i was peeing

What did you expect was going to happen?!

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Posted at: 12/1/08 05:49 PM

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At 12/1/08 04:04 PM, OddlyPoetic wrote:
At 12/1/08 04:03 PM, Sensationalism wrote: No.

What did you do to deserve this pain?
I think he kidnapped the pope....

Can i have his hat?

Do you have a permit to wear such a powerful object?

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Posted at: 12/1/08 05:51 PM

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Don't go Peter Griffin and think the doctor is gonna rape you.

And kidney stones usually happen at puberty age. 13-15.

What idiots you people are.

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Posted at: 12/1/08 06:09 PM

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Can you have a cramp in your ass muscles, that may be it. I would go to a doctor and get all that stuff checked out.

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Posted at: 12/1/08 06:12 PM

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Your urethra got torn, you're probably septic by now. Enjoy the amputation!

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