Oh my, why the fuck are you here kid? You should be dialing up the crisis center convicting your Daddy of molestering you or some shit. Jesus fucking christ, look, do as I just said after Xmas and I bet you you'll be able to get a free 360 way before July.
Better yet, go tell Mommy Daddy touches your pee pee and rubs this translucent white ointment stuff that comes from his dick all over your cheeks and licks it off, then tell her he likes stuffing his middle finger up your ass repeatedly and sucks it after forcing you to suck it, make up some really fuckin sick shit kid, that'll show that stingy fucker. This is a fucking outrage, I bet the old cock gets you a shitty ass 32 inch Westing House.
Your Dad will probably end up going to jail and having to pay child support and alimony for six years. Oh yeah, he'll also get fucked in the ass and be forced to like maple syrup and jam out of hairy black assholes.
It's called tossing the salad.