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Mich

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Posted at: 12/1/08 04:11 PM

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Why actually there big question mark is?
Me not understand.
And we talking like this why?


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Posted at: 12/1/08 04:16 PM

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Upon post reading, I am only person who thinking of this yes?

My english is broken!

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Posted at: 12/1/08 04:34 PM

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You no computer? I show you computer man! He know what he doing. He take away scary sexies.

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Posted at: 12/1/08 04:37 PM

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At 12/1/08 04:11 PM, MICHhimself wrote: And we talking like this why?

Because broken english is broken.

And, it's fun to mix words up.

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Posted at: 12/1/08 04:59 PM

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At 12/1/08 05:52 AM, Elios wrote: Hello!

In need of help, yes?

I am need of technical assistance with from computers. I can not computer.

Someone in my internets, make bad pop-ups pop up. Do not want sexy time with asians!!!

Help!? Fix prograham! Will offer dollars of America to fix it goodly!

Hello? In need help is you?
I can computer, turn off internets but before not download virus protection. Make virus protection, kill it pop-ups will do!

I have problem fix, where is mine dollars?


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Posted at: 12/1/08 05:04 PM

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The computer of your is to be unable fixable. But with maby dollars of more American can the computer for make fix.

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Your English is broken, but you wait ALL THE WAY UNTIL NOW to ask for help.

;]?

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At 12/1/08 04:16 PM, DonDuDonDon wrote: Upon post reading, I am only person who thinking of this yes?

Eez nice!


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Posted at: 12/1/08 08:19 PM

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Is the answer Marilyn Manson!?

yes?

Or is it which you speak of i have idea not that ideas i have.

hmmmmm?


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At 12/1/08 04:16 PM, DonDuDonDon wrote: Upon post reading, I am only person who thinking of this yes?

Please for you to of not make photo bad man.

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WolfwoodNick

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Posted at: 12/1/08 08:28 PM

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Is other man who pay dollar American have fix computer now?


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Posted at: 12/1/08 08:40 PM

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just stop downloading massive porns you be fine


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English is broken?

While reading this sentence you realize that 2 people die and 4 babies are born every second. Is it a time to weep, or celebrate?


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EVERYONE wants sexy time with asians

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Well, that's nice.

:3


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Posted at: 12/2/08 02:04 AM

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I has not checkered dat for time. Me come back at that for funny.

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Posted at: 12/2/08 02:09 AM

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This is insulting!

I'll have your head for this!

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Posted at: 12/2/08 02:36 AM

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At 12/2/08 02:04 AM, morlockcleric wrote: I has not checkered dat for time. Me come back at that for funny.

In here, is not of funny.

Only stupids talking that of a we todd.

lol, sexy asians.

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At 12/1/08 05:52 AM, Elios wrote: I can not computer.

HOW DO I COMPUTER ?

That's some nostalgia right there...

My english is broken!

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I am very experienced and do not use a computer.


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Posted at: 12/2/08 08:39 AM

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Dear Elios,
From your description of your problems, it sounds like the sexy azn's have corrupted your English Language plug-in, thus enabling them to take over your screen with garish coloured boxes and promises of Sins Of The Flesh for only $9.95 lifetime subscription!

But worry not. To rid yourself and your computer of this ailment, simply take the following steps:

1 - uninstall and reinstall your English Language plug-in - this is essential for step 2.
2 - visit youtube.com and search for Rick Astley - no joke, the rickroll is a secret government initiative to combat the cheeky azns.
3 - strip naked and dance around crazily to the above, singing at the top of your lungs.
This should terrify them and make them never want to visit your PC again.

If this doesn't work, I fear it may be too late - godspeed, dear friend.

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Posted at: 12/2/08 09:47 AM

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Silly Elios, it sounds like you have another virus! To stop getting these pestering problems, follow this easy step:

My english is broken!


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At 12/2/08 09:47 AM, cHunter wrote: Silly Elios, it sounds like you have another virus! To stop getting these pestering problems, follow this easy step:

that is one of the best things i've ever seen.

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Posted at: 12/2/08 11:01 AM

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Posted at: 12/2/08 12:35 PM

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i r broken has too english. is :'( this unenjying most.


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Therefore is the present talks decelerates cool likely?
or translated from chinese traditional instead:
A delays said consequently together now?

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This thread made me lol irl, I needed that laugh, thanks man. ;)

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