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Posted at: 12/1/08 05:52 AM

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Hello!

In need of help, yes?

I am need of technical assistance with from computers. I can not computer.

Someone in my internets, make bad pop-ups pop up. Do not want sexy time with asians!!!

Help!? Fix prograham! Will offer dollars of America to fix it goodly!

My english is broken!

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Posted at: 12/1/08 05:58 AM

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Hello yes!

Can not computer? Learn to computer. I can not computer either.

Speak to technical, will give numbers to fix with.

lol, this is fun.

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That made me laugh of epicnes. Thanks man I needed a laugh.

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At 12/1/08 05:58 AM, morlockcleric wrote: That made me laugh of epicnes. Thanks man I needed a laugh.

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Posted at: 12/1/08 07:04 AM

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do making your English for better please xD


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This thread insults my religion. Behead all!

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At 12/1/08 05:52 AM, Elios wrote: Hello!

In need of help, yes?

I am need of technical assistance with from computers. I can not computer.

Someone in my internets, make bad pop-ups pop up. Do not want sexy time with asians!!!

Help!? Fix prograham! Will offer dollars of America to fix it goodly!

Maintain the silence. I don' t understands the fact which you say. We when thinking, that you think that we want the auxiliary instrument for the computer, let us go somewhere. Your Internet being broken, maintains somewhere your money

You are now breathing manually. You are now aware of your posture. You can now feel your clothes on your body. You now itch in various places.


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Posted at: 12/1/08 07:21 AM

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"hey, keed! Amma kompootuh."

GI joe infomercials for the win.

Just imagine I wrote something witty and funny here....
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Posted at: 12/1/08 07:47 AM

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OMG, let me get the duct tape... it fixes everything.

and I mean everything ;]

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Posted at: 12/1/08 07:48 AM

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Wait..what?

Post Goals: 50[ x ] 100[ x ] 200[ x ] 500[x] Death[ ] ==| In case of death visit THIS |==
Can a mod please fill up the last goal, in case, you know.. D-E-A.. Thank you.

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Posted at: 12/1/08 10:32 AM

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Fix imediatly plz,annoying it's fuck as...

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well, i giggled... you get a cookie

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Oh, Roman! I told you to stay away from those sites! They are no good for you!

I think this is the oldest topic still alive. It's 8 years old.

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A new one buy?

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At 12/1/08 07:47 AM, Yamor wrote: OMG, let me get the duct tape... it fixes everything.

I duck tape inside of compute, does not fix, help?

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Hello Microsoft, yes the English on Word is broken. Whenever I write colour it tells me I'm spelling it wrong and it's actually spelt color. I know I'm spelling it right as the dictionary spells it colour. Can you help me out?

Oh, so you say it's not a problem with the programme, it's just using US-English. Well that's a load off my chest, I thought I was the idiot who couldn't spell properly and now I find out it's actually you.

I'm trying to see how long I can go before creating a signat..... Ah shit
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Posted at: 12/1/08 02:38 PM

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lol

Whaaaaaaat did you say just?

Tee-hee!

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Posted at: 12/1/08 02:40 PM

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At least your American is still fine.

Hoorah! Humor without that pesky 'u'!

What a good looking mirror.

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At 12/1/08 10:32 AM, Spirosgod wrote: Fix imediatly plz,annoying it's fuck as...

Oh the irony, it burns, it burns!


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Lol, you kinda speak like a Azn.

Was that racist?

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At 12/1/08 11:21 AM, Dogbert581 wrote: Oh, so you say it's not a problem with the programme, it's just using US-English. Well that's a load off my chest, I thought I was the idiot who couldn't spell properly and now I find out it's actually you.

Made my day, thanks for that! I always hate the Microsoft spellcheckers...

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Laugh you gave me. Your web of inter is broken not, your ish of Engl is broken. You need fix now or die soon you will quick.

Grammatical support you need.

So like, at first I was like "wuts a domane lol!11" but then I was like "lol i has un!111111111"

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At 12/1/08 02:44 PM, AcidSoldier wrote: die soon you will quick.

Fuck oh!

Do not want.

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Pound sterling, not dollar.

Fuck it all, you bastards.

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At 12/1/08 11:21 AM, Dogbert581 wrote: Hello Microsoft, yes the English on Word is broken. Whenever I write colour it tells me I'm spelling it wrong and it's actually spelt color. I know I'm spelling it right as the dictionary spells it colour. Can you help me out?

Oh, so you say it's not a problem with the programme, it's just using US-English. Well that's a load off my chest, I thought I was the idiot who couldn't spell properly and now I find out it's actually you.

I can't tell if this post is serious or not.
The US way to spell "colour" = Color.
The UK way to spell "color" = Colour.

So like, at first I was like "wuts a domane lol!11" but then I was like "lol i has un!111111111"

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I know where can help you assistance. Sound like Yoda. You.

Find me many dollar, perhaps I assistance all make better.

Thank you, very nicely is this service.

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This isn't Halo, you queefer.

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I will not like your placement of advice on this site of the web and I can call police if you do not like quiet being and behaviour.

In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move.

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Your English not broken. My English broken.

Ignorance is bliss, kids.


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At 12/1/08 02:56 PM, AcidSoldier wrote: I can't tell if this post is serious or not.
The US way to spell "colour" = Color.
The UK way to spell "color" = Colour.

Shit didn't understand ai...

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