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Spoons, Knives, and other dinnerware, used by YOU, in an uncanny and unusual situation.

Simply. What is the weirdest thing you have chosen to eat with utencils?

Just the other day, why, I believe I had jam on toast with a knife and fork. I felt quite right like a billionaire I must say.

How about you chaps.


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Using a fork to scratch myself..?

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I ate M&Ms with a knife and fork in a restaurant just to see how people would react.

It's tricky.


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forkstabbing cardboard.

if you have a fork and you need a whole in cardboard, you wont go look for a knife.

My GF made jewelry (bracelets and necklaces) out of old forks by bending them after heating them.

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I can play the spoons if that counts. I also like to link a bunch of forks together to see how big of a sculpture I can make.


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I like to break off the two inner tines of plastic forks and use my imagination.


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i use forks and knifes as screwdrivers.
i use forks to eat soup (ramen).
i use spoons to cut steak (when really tender).

thats about it.

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At 11/30/08 08:53 PM, JackPhantasm wrote: Spoons, Knives, and other dinnerware, used by YOU, in an uncanny and unusual situation.

Simply. What is the weirdest thing you have chosen to eat with utencils?

Just the other day, why, I believe I had jam on toast with a knife and fork. I felt quite right like a billionaire I must say.

How about you chaps.

I'll have to say a fork in an electrical socket.....I did that when I was younger,boy,you really do get the shock of the day!


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i once used a knife as a spoon.

it was 3 am and i wanted cereal.
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Nutri-Grain with knife and fork. Not because I wanted too, but that my mind told me I was eating something else.

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At 11/30/08 09:05 PM, JarrodK wrote: Nutri-Grain

Sorry Nutri-Grain was discontinued in the USA in 1981. It is basically a cereal which is impossible to eat with a knife and fork.

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I ate a candy bar with a fork and knife once, I got it from seinfeld. I also once ate chips with a spoon

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At 11/30/08 09:07 PM, JarrodK wrote:
At 11/30/08 09:05 PM, JarrodK wrote: Nutri-Grain
Sorry Nutri-Grain was discontinued in the USA in 1981. It is basically a cereal which is impossible to eat with a knife and fork.

I know what Nutri-Grain is grandpa. I've eaten chicken noodle soup with a fork once, let's just say I had a lot of broth to drink afterwards. There was also this time I used a knife to open up my stepdads PS2 to clean the lens but the stupid disc tray had ultra tiny screws on them and I stripped them bare.


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I used a fork and knife to eat pizza a few times before. Because it was really hot.


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I sometimes use spoons as knives. Cut my meat and scoop it up at the same time.


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I cut steak with a plastic spoon once... does this count?


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me and my friends usually use knifes and forks to fight eachother, we use the knifes as little light sabes and the forks as tridents(i think thats what thyre called) and spoons...well.. we dont really use spoons..

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Jello with a straw.
But puddings harder.

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You said chaps

that means you think british people are rich

I guess that's the shit they taught at poor school eh jacky boy?

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I ate soggy chips with a fork once.

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I once used a fork to hold the gears of my bike together while I fixed it.

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At 11/30/08 09:49 PM, BonusStage wrote: You said chaps

that means you think british people are rich

I guess that's the shit they taught at poor school eh jacky boy?

chaps was a flair of the moment type thing

you should be familiar you're quite flamboyant


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At 11/30/08 09:17 PM, Eggys wrote: I cut steak with a plastic spoon once... does this count?

It does.


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I've eaten pizza with a spoon, before.

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I once ate yogurt with a steak knife.

"yogurt"
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At 11/30/08 09:10 PM, Some-Stupid-Idiot wrote:
At 11/30/08 09:07 PM, JarrodK wrote:
At 11/30/08 09:05 PM, JarrodK wrote: Nutri-Grain
Sorry Nutri-Grain was discontinued in the USA in 1981. It is basically a cereal which is impossible to eat with a knife and fork.
I know what Nutri-Grain is grandpa.

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At 12/1/08 12:18 AM, TacticalShoe wrote: I've eaten pizza with a spoon, before.

Was it extra soft and awesome.

That sounds good.

Soft pizza.

Come and get it.

Right from mum.


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At 12/1/08 12:20 AM, JackPhantasm wrote:
At 12/1/08 12:18 AM, TacticalShoe wrote: I've eaten pizza with a spoon, before.
Was it extra soft and awesome.

That sounds good.

Soft pizza.

Come and get it.

Right from mum.

Actually, the dough was fairly hard, to I had quite the time getting it cut.

But, on the note of soft pizza, I am now hungry, so thanks.

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