I went to a park today *gasp*. I'm a lazy fat nerd who spends his time on NG and porn sites, so of course, I didn't walk. I took my bike and away I went.
The park was full of kids. Nothing unusual, really. Then I noticed this women, about 24, with a son.
He was about six years old (kinda sad, really). He was staring at my shiny new bike I has gotz for my birthday. I ignored it, because really, he's six. He won't do any harm.
Then I noticed him screaming to his mom on how he wants a bike like that. His mom told him no, and he got all whiny and started to cry. Yeesh.
I walked around the park with my bike when I noticed the same kid walking in my direction. He asked if he could have my bike. I said no. Again, he got real whiny, started to cry, ran around in circles, and the likes. I'm suspecting that he is retarded or has Autism or something similar, but I'm not too sure.
Anyway, long story short, his mom found him again, blushes, took him with her, he still cries, oh well. Not my fault, right?
One half hour later when I was about to leave, I saw the same kid by the entrance of the park with his hands in his pockets. I try to get out, but the kid blocks the entrance. He told me: ''If you'll give me your bike, I'll let you out.'' I told him no, yet again... He just stands there, doing nothing. I try to get out, but suddenly, he screams at the highest fucking voice I've ever heard. Out of shock, I dropped my bike. ''Shit...'' Then suddenly, his brother from behind a tree, pushes me over, takes my bike, and runs with it in the direction of the river. I smack the little bastard still laying on the ground, just for fun, and then chase the other one.
When I got there, my bike's in the river, and the kid is standing there. He notices me, and runs away.
TL;DR version: A kid gets jealous because my bike's better then his, and his brother dumps it in the river.
Fucking kids.
