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At 12/1/08 05:43 PM, 95wave wrote:
At 12/1/08 05:38 PM, CptBonbon wrote: On the front of my MOCK GCSE, I drew a crying panda bearing the words: "Every time I drop a mark, the panda's parents lose a limb."

I then proceded to draw Panda body parts after every question, in a pre emptive effort :D
WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN TO DA MAX

Why thankyou :D

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I did this on a mock test for shits and giggles and got the mark.

Question was like ''Why might the water company say this?'' and I had a 2 paragraph story including ninjas and pictures of said ninjas.

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At 11/30/08 05:12 PM, DariusR wrote: I hated algebra 2

I love when teachers do that kind of thing.


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My God, strange I should see this topic last night. Strange enough that I botherd to book mark it, and wait until I was unbanned to post my English essay in it.

Here's the last paragraph about how I was hit in the face in town the other week.
"Halloween night is a pretty restless night for everyone, and it ended with me being hit in the face for a combination of reasons: the way I looked, the people I was with and how they looked, and the fact they were teenagers drinking in public. I went home and told my mother about it, my mom got scared, and said, "You're moving' with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air." I whistled for a cab and when it came near the license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare, but I thought, "Nah, forget it. "Yo, Holmes to Bel-Air!" I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8 and I yelled to the cabbie, "Yo Holmes smell you later!" Looked at my kingdom I was finally there, to sit on my throne as the prince of Bel-Air."

I'll uhh, get back to you in a few days when I get my mark.

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I handed in a paper for Geography today, I'll be getting it back tomorrow, and I wrote something quite hilarious on it. I can't wait to see how my teacher takes it.

While you're waitng, read about Jesus, the Civil War Hero.

There is an elephant in the way.


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At 11/30/08 02:39 PM, CaveyMc-fat wrote:
At 11/30/08 02:38 PM, XxTheWorldIsYoursxX wrote: I salute this man.
I have seen this picture all but 100 times.

and it gets funnier just about every time

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At 11/30/08 05:12 PM, DariusR wrote: I hated algebra 2

The awesome part is that he got a bonus point.

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The only question I got right at my maths test.

If you can't read it, it says: Mudkipz, and the teacher responded: I heard you like em.

There is an elephant in the way.

Ignorance is bliss, kids.


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At 12/2/08 04:22 PM, MasterOfDaWay666 wrote: The only question I got right at my maths test.

If you can't read it, it says: Mudkipz, and the teacher responded: I heard you like em.

really? thats awesome your teacher must be realllllly cool.


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If only the kid circled the other one.

There is an elephant in the way.

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At 12/2/08 04:38 PM, Thegluestickman wrote: If only the kid circled the other one.

That's better than the "Duck" and "Fuck" one.


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At 12/2/08 03:42 PM, XxTheWorldIsYoursxX wrote: I handed in a paper for Geography today, I'll be getting it back tomorrow, and I wrote something quite hilarious on it. I can't wait to see how my teacher takes it.

Mine's better.

This is a song about cum on hotel walls. - Fippity-fap-fipfap. Bonus fap.

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At 12/2/08 05:21 PM, Otto wrote:
At 12/2/08 03:42 PM, XxTheWorldIsYoursxX wrote: I handed in a paper for Geography today, I'll be getting it back tomorrow, and I wrote something quite hilarious on it. I can't wait to see how my teacher takes it.
Mine's better.

lol, you don't even know what mine says, bro.


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Once I wrote " Holy crap this is hard " on an english test. It made her chuckle apparently.


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der was dis one time i wrote sometin so funny i got held back jajaja


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I can get away with that stuff most of the time because the majority of my teachers don't read the assignments.

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At 12/2/08 06:41 PM, XxTheWorldIsYoursxX wrote: lol, you don't even know what mine says, bro.

Mine's better.

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At 12/3/08 11:07 AM, Otto wrote: Mine's better.

no

Ignorance is bliss, kids.


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Not the best, but I still laughed.

There is an elephant in the way.

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These are all glorious

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At 11/30/08 07:35 PM, XxTheWorldIsYoursxX wrote: Madness?

I fucking hate dimensioning >:(


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This shit is fucking great I haven't laughed this hard at a thread in a while.. Good one OP

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Fucking calculus.....

There is an elephant in the way.

(insert cleverness here)


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This thread is officially amazing.
I've seen most of these exam questions before, but they get funnier everytime i see them. xD

I think, my favourite is probably the behaviour report where the kid punched someone and yelled "HAMMER OF JUSTICE!"

haha... I love that kid.


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My teacher didn't hand the papers back today, dammit.

Anyway, enjoy this one instead.

There is an elephant in the way.


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At 12/2/08 04:38 PM, Thegluestickman wrote: If only the kid circled the other one.

i don't get it. I MUST HAVE EXPLANATIONS!!!

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At 12/3/08 05:19 PM, jack231 wrote:
At 12/2/08 04:38 PM, Thegluestickman wrote: If only the kid circled the other one.
i don't get it. I MUST HAVE EXPLANATIONS!!!

Fisting.

It's even funnier if you put it in the context, "I cannotfist the cat."


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At 12/3/08 05:52 PM, ZiggyZack99 wrote: This thread is hilarious.

http://funnyexamanswers.com/

Thanks, we know.


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I've always wanted to do this.

There is an elephant in the way.


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This one made me giggle.

There is an elephant in the way.


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