At 5/21/07 08:46 PM, hausoft wrote: OMG.
ewww...
you guys are real perverts...
seriously.
get a life.
go.
now.
You signed up 2 days ago....and we should believe you WHY?
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At 5/22/07 05:25 PM, Wtfpwn wrote: ok i did it....it was good.
i fucking came in a plastic bag.
oh well. no one has to know.
You're suppossed to!
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At 5/22/07 07:10 PM, Wanion wrote:At 5/22/07 05:25 PM, Wtfpwn wrote: ok i did it....it was good.You're suppossed to!
i fucking came in a plastic bag.
oh well. no one has to know.
i know but still...it made me feel like a loser. i haven't gotten laid since last august and havent had so much as a girlfriend since then, so i guess i AM loser. it's just cuming in a plastic bag made me remeber that.
At 5/22/07 05:27 PM, SuperShad wrote:At 5/21/07 08:46 PM, hausoft wrote: OMG.You signed up 2 days ago....and we should believe you WHY?
ewww...
you guys are real perverts...
seriously.
get a life.
go.
now.
if you aren't a pervert and have such a great life, why are you having sex with bags?
At 5/22/07 03:42 PM, Wanion wrote: It's fucking incredible. Forget the belt, do what Discharge said and just adjust pressure with both hands. I think I'm onto something. What does anyone else who did it think?
ha ha... discharge....
"The heart has its reasons which reason knows not of." --Blaise Pascal
THis is disgusting what a retarded waste of time.
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At 5/22/07 09:37 PM, HalfHumanHalfZombie wrote: THis is disgusting what a retarded waste of time.
Thats what your mom said after birth.
At 5/22/07 07:53 PM, Wtfpwn wrote:At 5/22/07 07:10 PM, Wanion wrote:i know but still...it made me feel like a loser. i haven't gotten laid since last august and havent had so much as a girlfriend since then, so i guess i AM loser. it's just cuming in a plastic bag made me remeber that.At 5/22/07 05:25 PM, Wtfpwn wrote: ok i did it....it was good.You're suppossed to!
i fucking came in a plastic bag.
oh well. no one has to know.
Oh my god. That made me laugh. But dude I'm in the same boat. Ever since I moved here last year I haven't gotten anything or a girlfriend. I did get laid in my home town a few weeks ago, but still.
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At 5/22/07 08:03 PM, sweet-tooth-pico-fan wrote:At 5/22/07 03:42 PM, Wanion wrote: It's fucking incredible. Forget the belt, do what Discharge said and just adjust pressure with both hands. I think I'm onto something. What does anyone else who did it think?ha ha... discharge....
I think his name is intentionally like that, haha! Seen his friggin' movies?!?
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At 5/22/07 09:52 PM, SuperSmoothSmiley wrote:At 5/22/07 09:37 PM, HalfHumanHalfZombie wrote: THis is disgusting what a retarded waste of time.Thats what your mom said after birth.
:O
You just got dissed son.
the pics made this one of teh funniest topics i've seen in a while
this topic is pretty damn fucked up, but what the hell its funny! im not gonna do it but its still funny.
At 5/20/07 09:46 PM, Yamor wrote:At 5/20/07 09:44 PM, StrawBerryKiwiClock wrote:Why are all you losers on the sight.Come on there is has to be one other cool person besides me on this freaking site.At 5/20/07 06:49 PM, ThePeterMissile wrote: or you could have masturbate like normal people.... or have sex with a human female.Dude, your on NEWGROUNDS.
First of all when asking a question use a fucking question mark! Like this dumbass? Yes just like that dumbass. Oh and I'm not even going to touch the "Come on there is has to be one other cool person besides me on this freaking site." bullcock.
All I'm saying is use punctuation, cockfuck. Sorry, back on topic!
uhh i made one but i'm scared to fuck it.
nobody can relish the way how I'm doing now reading these responses... pure lol.
But yes... A "fifi" is better.
as I've heard... cough
Man.... men will have sex. With anything--
anyways-- a copy and paste from a website:
Fifi towel
A Fifi towel is used as a masturbatory aid by men in prison. It's usage has been documented on the Howard Stern program. It is constructed from a hand towel and rubber gloves.
How to make your own fifi: First take your hand towel, fold it in half and roll it up. Wrap a few rubber bands around this. Stuff a rubber glove (not the kind that mom uses to wash dishes, the doctor kind) inside the towel cylinder. Be sure to fold the wrist of the glove with one of the rubber bands. This glove is filled with hot water and another rubber glove fitted inside it, having its wrist secured as well. Inside this second rubber glove is put a lubricant of some sort (K-Y Jelly, Astroglide, Vaseline, etc). Other methods have the glove rolled in a hand towel that is then stuffed in a sock. YMMV of course.
You people sicken me....
Whatever happened to the old Jerkin the Gherkin?!!!
man just when i thought things couldn't get more perverted on this site.
^^
At 5/26/07 05:40 AM, fli wrote: nobody can relish the way how I'm doing now reading these responses... pure lol.
But yes... A "fifi" is better.
I'm going to have to try that.
Oh my god.
This is by far the best thread ever to exist on the NGBBS.
I did it........ and I think I'll stick with my girlfriend from now on.
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At 5/27/07 03:44 AM, XxLifelessxX wrote: I did it........ and I think I'll stick with my girlfriend from now on.
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something tells me your girlfriend isn't a real human being female. and something tells me that the something telling me that is the fact that you put together a contraption to mimic the feel of having sex with a woman.
you prepared a plastic bag to have sex with. quit trying to maintain your dignity.
I don't mean to flaw your plan, but wouldn't the ridges on the opening of the ziplock hurt unimaginably? Or would it just feel like a toit vagina.
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At 5/27/07 05:03 AM, Kazzar wrote: I don't mean to flaw your plan, but wouldn't the ridges on the opening of the ziplock hurt unimaginably? Or would it just feel like a toit vagina.
You don't feel it. It's too widely open to really affect you. Try it, it feels amazingly good.
I tried it but didn't like it. I used Mineral Oil with a grocery bag and it was awkward as hell. I needed lotion
You sir, are a GEEEEEEEENNNNIIIIIIIIIUUUUUUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fucking medal time lads...
What ever happened o using you hand? those were the good ol' dayas now i but jello cups and fuck that tis good.
then you eat the jello
Grey power.
