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Today, i hate you all

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Response to Today, i hate you all 2007-03-12 01:48:50


At 3/12/07 01:07 AM, Unopened-Wound wrote: "This is the same garbage everytime."
It's spam, and not really adding anything. It's like that guy who posts "lol" not really needed is it?

Mine was a question - an honest question. I expected an answer, and, as i recall i got one - 'no' of course, but this wouldn't have been the first time the KK resubmitted a blammed flash without improvement so i figured instead of accusing them i'd simply ask them.

I'm glad you share my sentiments. It's a painful position we share, having so much frustration to show with these people sometimes and yet not being able to utter a word for fear of ourselves getting banned - where's the justice?

That's what gets me the most - some of the KK members are infamous for their hateful responses - a person can leave a response like "your characters are uninspired, the film lacked length and the plot was underdeveloped" and they'll retort with "shut up fagot bitch fuck u" and flag the person's original, polite and helpful review.

I think if you cannot give a negative review then they shouldn't be called 'reviews'. Bad reviews are still reviews. If a person shows constructive criticism, that is NOT abuse, it's helping a person, goddamn it - these people who flag that shit would never last in an art school if they can't take a little bit of criticism.

haha hell, that reminds me of a time i criticised a featured piece of art on DeviantArt and the guy got all huffy about it, came back and flamed all my artwork and sent me threatening e-mails. As i recall he got some stern warnings by the administrators. Some times, in some places, justice is served.

At 3/12/07 01:11 AM, MissingNYC wrote: someone mail tom... this guy has a good idea

I sent the idea to Wade, but sending it more wouldn't hurt i bet. I mean, it's an obvious step to take even minus the voting thing - a system to claim oneself as a part of a crew should undoubtedly be implemented by Newgrounds - it's long overdue. The voting thing would just help clean up some trash while we're at it ;-)

At 3/12/07 01:10 AM, Chumbawamba wrote:

I vote 0 when I see a lame movie, as do others, which explains why movies like this are barely passing judgement.

And we are also the reasons that these sometimes fail, but these crews have it worked out - they know their own voting power and how many of them it'll take to pass something by themselves, with every other vote being zero. And the more they pass things, the higher their voting power goes and the easier it becomes for them to continually pass their flashes in this manner. A few days ago the KK passed a flash that was a blank screen. Literally that was it. Then when they succeeded they mocked everyone for letting it pass in their edited description. I'm pretty sure it was removed pretty quickly, but this kind of thing really shouldn't happen and it just shows how bad the problem is.

At 3/12/07 01:17 AM, Powerage wrote: Because high stats are required in order to have a valid opinion on an internet forum.

Amen, brother! Actually i've found that there are significantly less forum whores on the NG forums. That's quite an honor - the rest of the net's not really like that. Hell it's why i don't usually bother with forums and why it took me so long to visit this one.

At 3/12/07 01:29 AM, SardonicSamurai wrote: bla bla you're giving them attention... lala

They have plenty of attention. Just because i mention the KK alot doesn't mean this message is solely concerning them. They're just the most significant group of late, and simply ignoring them isn't going to change that fact. Most of the people who review their flashes and 'give them what they want' are people with brand new accounts who dont' know better than to blast a flash in the portal like that, so they're gonna keep getting that kind of response as long as they want.

KK will eventually dissipate. They won't go completely, no doubt - none of them really have, but they'll die off significantly. It'll probably take the better part of a year though at least, and within another year a group will come to replace them as king shitheads.

You know, the KK could probably submit a blatantly stolen flash and pass it before it got removed. Like somethinn obvious like Foamy or something. That's what it really comes down to.

You see, the KK itself isn't the problem. The idea of mass voting is the problem.

At 3/12/07 01:34 AM, Rozner wrote: ---

Thanks for the back there, man! :-)

At 3/12/07 01:37 AM, VaviX wrote: You, sir, are born to be a politician.

THE DEVIL FOR PRESIDENT! haha

At 3/12/07 01:42 AM, kitty-and-meander wrote: I have 30 PMs from "M-bot" in my inbox

...you should have that checked out - haha seriously though, i think you should hold your tounge a little bit more lest they cut it off ;-P haha

Response to Today, i hate you all 2007-03-12 01:49:10


At 3/12/07 01:36 AM, Chumbawamba wrote: Stuff

I agree, it is better for NG's reputation to be an 'open' place for everyone, but there has to be some set standard to what can be seen. I am in no way saying we should restrict access to the portal... But the first thing people see is the FRONT PAGE (that's good of course) And odds are the second thing is the portal. Maybe Admin should swap the layout so the to 50 Submissions are on the left and the latest 50 submissions are on the right?

People are incredibly ingnoratnt and don't read what they are clicking...

Crazy idea I know. But it is better that NG makes the best of the oppertunites that are possible.

Response to Today, i hate you all 2007-03-12 01:52:23


no your wrong, your review had nothing to do with the movie, and you gave them a flat 0 score because you 'think' but are not sure if they resubmitted it.


Bringing the violence back to NG, one flash at a time..

Response to Today, i hate you all 2007-03-12 01:58:30


No, bullshit, because even if he "thinks" one of their movies has been posted before, even if it hasn't, it's still total shit!


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Response to Today, i hate you all 2007-03-12 02:03:12


Oh god no...

Another anti Kitty Krew topic.

To be honest we don't give a shit about what you think. We make flashes for our own enjoyment.

How about you SHUT THE FUCK UP and live with it.

>:(

Response to Today, i hate you all 2007-03-12 02:06:15


At 3/12/07 02:03 AM, Magyar wrote: Oh god no...

Another anti Kitty Krew topic.

To be honest we don't give a shit about what you think. We make flashes for our own enjoyment.

How about you SHUT THE FUCK UP and live with it.

>:(

Tell me guys, how typical was this answer from someone of the KK? Shut the fuck up? Yeah ok guys, this guys pissed so lets all shut up and leave his shitty crew alone.


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Response to Today, i hate you all 2007-03-12 02:07:57


At 3/12/07 01:48 AM, TheDevilMyself wrote: Mine was a question - an honest question. I expected an answer, and, as i recall i got one - 'no' of course, but this wouldn't have been the first time the KK resubmitted a blammed flash without improvement so i figured instead of accusing them i'd simply ask them.

Well, I'm sure you knew it was already submitted, but were simply asking to put them on the spot, especially if they do it often.

I'm glad you share my sentiments. It's a painful position we share, having so much frustration to show with these people sometimes and yet not being able to utter a word for fear of ourselves getting banned - where's the justice?

Yeah, I do truely feel for you. Look at my badge, Used to spend hours trying to clean up this flash portal. Writting reviews simply got boring and didn't seem to make and difference to anyone. So I stopped.

That's what gets me the most - some of the KK members are infamous for their hateful responses - a person can leave a response like "your characters are uninspired, the film lacked length and the plot was underdeveloped" and they'll retort with "shut up fagot bitch fuck u" and flag the person's original, polite and helpful review.

They are just another flash group fad, they bother people, so it flames their retardedness. Once they see no one gives a fuck, and their crap doesn't get through any more they'll stop. They lash out cause they are immature kids with nothing better or nicer to say.

I think if you cannot give a negative review then they shouldn't be called 'reviews'. Bad reviews are still reviews. If a person shows constructive criticism, that is NOT abuse, it's helping a person, goddamn it - these people who flag that shit would never last in an art school if they can't take a little bit of criticism.

Yeah, but it has to do with the flash now a days. "this sucked" verses "If you used a higher resolution, and slowed down the spirtes you might get a better cleaner flash." If you're gonna tell them it sucked, explain, if you know they'll call you a vaginal blood fart, simeply don't waste a post.

haha hell, that reminds me of a time i criticised a featured piece of art on DeviantArt and the guy got all huffy about it, came back and flamed all my artwork and sent me threatening e-mails. As i recall he got some stern warnings by the administrators. Some times, in some places, justice is served.

lmao e-threats.

I stopped coming to this site for a while off and on, personal reasons, family issues. But in the end nothing about this site excited me any more, the same old flashes the same old topics, and the same old jerks.

I'd like to say some of the NG users I knew have grown and so did I. Plus I sorted of missed a few people.


Hello Mr. Krinkle

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Response to Today, i hate you all 2007-03-12 02:11:05


Keep making anit Kitty Krew topics.

Any publicity is good publicity.

We also have a good laugh when you guys make anti Kitty Krew flashes, It makes our days.

Response to Today, i hate you all 2007-03-12 02:15:04


At 3/12/07 12:12 AM, manwith10toes wrote: just accept it. we have lost all free will to the mods.
newgrounds is a now fascist website

Communism next. Everyone is treated equally.
Hahaahahahhahaha!
Yeah right. Pros>Noobs.

Response to Today, i hate you all 2007-03-12 02:20:46


At 3/12/07 02:11 AM, Magyar wrote: Keep making anit Kitty Krew topics.

Any publicity is good publicity.

We also have a good laugh when you guys make anti Kitty Krew flashes, It makes our days.

I made a Anti-KK Kartoon once, and I DO hope you enjoy it. It has a higher rating than any KK Kartoon except maybe one or two IF THAT. And I may have never won any awards, but at least I don't have 7 freakin' "Turd of the Weeks"!!


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Response to Today, i hate you all 2007-03-12 02:28:59


At 3/12/07 02:07 AM, Unopened-Wound wrote: Well, I'm sure you knew it was already submitted

Actually i couldn't really remember - i figured they brag about submitting a blank page they'll be just as open about their resubmissions. I looked through the graveyard and didn't see it so either it was deleted (obviously not, since none of the others were) or it wasn't submitted previously. My memory fails me sometimes ;-)

they are immature kids with nothing better or nicer to say.

Amen

I'd like to say some of the NG users I knew have grown and so did I. Plus I sorted of missed a few people.

I know... all my friends have grown... here i am, old now and still crazy enthusiatic artso happy go lucky gun-ho as i ever was. Happens on the internet faster than life even.

Response to Today, i hate you all 2007-03-12 02:29:54


At 3/12/07 02:20 AM, kitty-and-meander wrote: at least I don't have 7 freakin' "Turd of the Weeks"!!

I only have 2 under dogs, and 3 turds.

Response to Today, i hate you all 2007-03-12 02:30:52


At 3/12/07 01:49 AM, deslona wrote: Maybe Admin should swap the layout so the to 50 Submissions are on the left and the latest 50 submissions are on the right?

That's a real good idea~

At 3/12/07 01:52 AM, SickDeathFiend wrote: you gave them a flat 0 score because...

haha, no, i'll tell you exactly why i gave them a zero with attention to each category:
**first i'd like to note that i do not consider their intro a functional part of the flash - it is copied and pasted and has nothing to do with the content of the actual flash. If i were to rate their intro alone, i'd give it a 1 (haha)

Graphics:
I give LAS #x a zero for graphics because of its copy & paste nature. The cat head is rehashed from previous KK flashes made by even less inspired members and the squirrel picture can be found in any number of spam e-mails, myspace sites and google image searches. Attatching these images to the flash requires the deftest of mouse drag-clicking and thus requires no skill. A cat could make these graphics, and really probably did.

Suggestions for improvement? Animate. Anything. Please. An animation is not an animation if it doesn't move. a barely tweened head bobbing is not animation, it's a fluke. It's a basic flash tutorial. It's grade-school introduction to animation after-school special. It's sesame street. Go back to your homework, little boy.

Style:
LAS #x had no style. What little style it boasted was stolen blatantly from the CC. Unoriginal, uninspiring... bland: The old navy lady rolls over in her grave.

Sound:
What? there's sound? oh, the text 2 speech program that comes standard with apple's computers and hell most pc's by now and is probably given out like candy from any CC member. (see style) This is given a zero for the same reasons as graphics. If you can almost spell "live action squirrel with big balls" or at least spell it phonetically you could succeed in making the sound for LAS #x. Chimps do better than this.

Violence:
The only thing violent about this movie is my stomach's reaction to it.

Interactivity:
I CLICKED PLAY! I FEEL SO INTERACTIVE NOW!

Humor:
Even the first LAS had no humor. If it had stopped on the picture of the squirrel it may have almost been worth the preceeding breath to a laugh, but it looped immediately not even allowing time for a comedic reaction. Humorless = 0
Oh, but i bet it humors yourselves, doesn't it! "Oooo we submitted another shitty flash! We're so proud of ourselves because it's on there - that's so funny we're staining the face of newgrounds!"

Overall:
I only give LAS #x a zero overall because of one simple fact: There are no listed numbers below zero available for a score. If i could i'd vote -200 and wipe this submission off the face of the earth.

FIN

There - that is my explanation of why i voted zero across the board for their flash. This is also an example of why i didn't write more on my review - i don't have anything else even remotely nice to say about it so i take the old bag's advice and shut my goddamn mouth. I think their submissions speak for themselves anyways. Anyone with eyeballs can see that it's utter crap, and people without are just left thinking 'wtf?'

At 3/12/07 02:07 AM, Unopened-Wound wrote: Well, I'm sure you knew it was already submitted

Actually i couldn't really remember - i figured they brag about submitting a blank page they'll be just as open about their resubmissions. I looked through the graveyard and didn't see it so either it was deleted (obviously not, since none of the others were) or it wasn't submitted previously. My memory fails me sometimes ;-)

they are immature kids with nothing better or nicer to say.

Amen

I'd like to say some of the NG users I knew have grown and so did I. Plus I sorted of missed a few people.

I know... all my friends have grown... here i am, old now and still crazy enthusiatic artso happy go lucky gun-ho as i ever was. Happens on the internet faster than life even.

At 3/12/07 02:11 AM, Magyar wrote: Keep making anit Kitty Krew topics.

This isn't a Kitty Krew topic. Don't flatter yourself. This is about mass voting and wrongful reporting. Just because your crew's flash was the one i reviewed doesn't mean you're special at all. Hey, if you guys want a review by me for any of your flashes, just copy and paste the section above here about why i gave you all zeros, print it out, frame it and put it on your wall. I hate all your flashes, but you're not worth my time enough to say it every time.

You're purring up the wrong ladder, kat. Y'know you guys are really like cats - so proud of your turds you wanna show everyone. Freakin' cats.

Response to Today, i hate you all 2007-03-12 02:40:55


Wow long post, I hope you dont expect people to read all that rant.


How come we're still alive? In these kingdoms of filth, when heaven's so abstract and hell is so real...

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Response to Today, i hate you all 2007-03-12 02:45:27


At 3/12/07 02:40 AM, tom5coat wrote: Wow long post, I hope you dont expect people to read all that rant.

Actually many people have. When you have something to say that strikes true with people around you, they tend to actually listen.

Response to Today, i hate you all 2007-03-12 02:46:27


At 3/12/07 12:29 AM, PossiblePancakes wrote:nobody is going to listen to a level 9 with less than 100 posts

who signed up 4 years before you.....

Also, sweet rant. i dig it.

Response to Today, i hate you all 2007-03-12 02:50:51


Devil I love your rants they are so long.

And this topic has turned anti Kitty krew.

Response to Today, i hate you all 2007-03-12 02:51:50


At 3/12/07 02:29 AM, Magyar wrote:
At 3/12/07 02:20 AM, kitty-and-meander wrote: at least I don't have 7 freakin' "Turd of the Weeks"!!
I only have 2 under dogs, and 3 turds.

And the Underdogs are just as bad as the turds! What's that say?


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Response to Today, i hate you all 2007-03-12 02:52:23


At 3/12/07 02:30 AM, TheDevilMyself wrote: Actually i couldn't really remember - i figured they brag about submitting a blank page they'll be just as open about their resubmissions. I looked through the graveyard and didn't see it so either it was deleted (obviously not, since none of the others were) or it wasn't submitted previously. My memory fails me sometimes ;-)

Yeah mine too, but it's been covered with caked on bong resin. <_<

Amen

And knowing is half the battle! *snicker snicker*

I'd like to say some of the NG users I knew have grown and so did I. Plus I sorted of missed a few people.
I know... all my friends have grown... here i am, old now and still crazy enthusiatic artso happy go lucky gun-ho as i ever was. Happens on the internet faster than life even.

Looking back on some of my old posts, think what was going through my mind. I really have changed a lot. I wouldn't say the internet did that, but I'm sure it does help many mature faster then normal.... especially when reguarding kids viewing porn.

At 3/12/07 02:45 AM, TheDevilMyself wrote:
At 3/12/07 02:40 AM, tom5coat wrote: Wow long post, I hope you dont expect people to read all that rant.
Actually many people have. When you have something to say that strikes true with people around you, they tend to actually listen.

Nah, even when I actually have something intelligent and insightful to say, most of NG ignores it and I go unnoticed. That's why most of my posts are dick and fart jokes, so to speak.


Hello Mr. Krinkle

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Response to Today, i hate you all 2007-03-12 03:03:09


At 3/12/07 02:52 AM, Unopened-Wound wrote: Nah, even when I actually have something intelligent and insightful to say, most of NG ignores it and I go unnoticed. That's why most of my posts are dick and fart jokes, so to speak.

That's because most Newgrounds users are usually stoned when they post on the BBS.


Far away, across the field, the tolling of the iron bell

Calls the faithful to their knees, to hear the softly spoken magic spells.......

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Response to Today, i hate you all 2007-03-12 03:13:06


I agree completely, but that part of me has already died. I used to come here only for the portal. Now, I never go there. Not just rarely, litterally never.


I like it.

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Response to Today, i hate you all 2007-03-12 03:19:16


At 3/12/07 02:51 AM, kitty-and-meander wrote:
At 3/12/07 02:29 AM, Magyar wrote:
At 3/12/07 02:20 AM, kitty-and-meander wrote: at least I don't have 7 freakin' "Turd of the Weeks"!!
I only have 2 under dogs, and 3 turds.
And the Underdogs are just as bad as the turds! What's that say?

That says that you still can't add up.

2 Underdogs + 3 Turds = 5 Awards.

Use a calculator next time.

Response to Today, i hate you all 2007-03-12 03:20:49


Today, i hate you all

I hate us all too.


x

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Response to Today, i hate you all 2007-03-12 03:48:02


At 3/12/07 03:19 AM, Magyar wrote:
At 3/12/07 02:51 AM, kitty-and-meander wrote:
At 3/12/07 02:29 AM, Magyar wrote:
At 3/12/07 02:20 AM, kitty-and-meander wrote: at least I don't have 7 freakin' "Turd of the Weeks"!!
I only have 2 under dogs, and 3 turds.
And the Underdogs are just as bad as the turds! What's that say?
That says that you still can't add up.

2 Underdogs + 3 Turds = 5 Awards.

Use a calculator next time.

Yeah nice comeback, I didn't even look, why would I waste my time counting how many shit awards you have? Can you even call those "awards"?


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Response to Today, i hate you all 2007-03-12 03:53:06


you hate me!? well drop dead you ****ing *****er Milf do-ing *******s!! go eat some ****.

hehehe... i feel calm now...


DevourerJay~Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.

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Response to Today, i hate you all 2007-03-12 04:21:25


At 3/12/07 03:53 AM, MissingNYC wrote: you hate me!? well drop dead you ****ing *****er Milf do-ing *******s!! go eat some ****.

hehehe... i feel calm now...

Totally off topic... Yet on topic. Took me a second to get what the fuck you were talking about.


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Response to Today, i hate you all 2007-03-12 04:47:04


At 3/12/07 04:21 AM, kitty-and-meander wrote:
At 3/12/07 03:53 AM, MissingNYC wrote: you hate me!? well drop dead you ****ing *****er Milf do-ing *******s!! go eat some ****.

hehehe... i feel calm now...
Totally off topic... Yet on topic. Took me a second to get what the fuck you were talking about.

took you long enough... :P


DevourerJay~Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.

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Response to Today, i hate you all 2007-03-12 06:41:57


when you're leaving a review, you're leaving freaking review of the flash, not a fucking questions. And guess what THE PM SYSTEM! got a question? USE THE PM SYSTEM DAMNIT!


http://www.interstellarmarines.com/

the best AAA Indie game in the making, help the game by spreading the word! ;D

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Response to Today, i hate you all 2007-03-12 06:43:35


Well, as for your review,you didn't offer any advice as to how to improve it yet you gave it a 0.


There is a war going on in you're mind. People and ideas all competing for you're thoughts. And if you're thinking, you're winning.

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Response to Today, i hate you all 2007-03-12 06:59:32


At 3/12/07 12:24 AM, TheDevilMyself wrote: To you it's 'just the internet' - to me it's like that cool house on the corner in your old neighborhood then one day you walk by and it got torn down. You never really spent much time thinking about it, but you still miss it now that it's gone.

You're a fucking moron. Newgrounds has not been torn down. A better comparison would be that it had been turned into a crack house, which then we would all shake our heads and nod.

Also, I'm pretty sure id they didn't like your review, they probably just flagged it abusive to get it deleted. Simple enough. Chill the fuck out.