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The Bbs, Like, 7 Months From Now

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The Bbs, Like, 7 Months From Now 2007-03-04 01:11:58


This is the chronicles of what happened to me at about 4:00 today. With pictures!

The day started out well. No work, no school, had the whole day to myself. So, after sleeping until 3 in the afternoon, I decided to get some breakfast. That is where all my trouble started. But I'll get to that in a second.

So, as i'm eating, I look at my calandar, and I see that it's...October! Now, normally this wouldn't bother me, if it wasn't my special digital calandar, which i've always known to be right. So, I don't know if it was the early morning or the last-night partying hangover kicking in, but I was in the FUTURE.

So, to save you guys from the boring crap, I got in to the BBS. First thing I noticed was that it seemed Tom finally broke down and put a Writing Forum into play. Well done, Tom. Not really interested in that, I went to the BBS and did what I always do after i'm gone for awhile: check out the new mods! There were some new faces on the BBS, but the only real new mod I could see was Fyndir.

Not waiting a minute, I quickly made a topic! It was entitled "Hey, Newgrounds?" and at first it didn't get much attention. But, as always, a familiar face decided to stop by and explain things to me. (Don't ask about the post count. At first it counted and then it didn't...it just gives me a fucking headache to try to understand.)

Was this for serious? Was AshfordPride truthing? Bonus got deleted? Somebody on the BBS actually thought I was dead? Only one way to find out...Wonder Twin Powers, Form of: SEARCHBAR!

Yep, I was afraid of this. BonusStage thought I was dead. And, of course, bigbadron came into the picture and killed his topic.

Well, as this was all well and good, I finally realized that I was still in the present, all the technological things were in the future. So, not knowing if this was temporary or permanent, I decided to peruse the Writing forum, see what that was like.

In all honesty, people, it's fucking boring.

So, at this point, i'm fucking thirsty. I go into the kitchen to grab myself a Coke, when the lights flicker for a bit. Once they're done, I notice the calandar now says i'm back in the present.

With a sinking feeling in my stomach (either cold realization or warm Coke. Your choice.), I went back into my room, and the computer...was back to normal. The windows were closed, my image files were stll there, and a new .txt file was there.

So, long story short, I got my ass punk'd by some dude named The Temporal Trickster.

And that's what I did with my day.

Response to The Bbs, Like, 7 Months From Now 2007-03-04 01:30:16


so you say you were somehow into the future
cool

Response to The Bbs, Like, 7 Months From Now 2007-03-04 01:35:48


Nice javascripting and screenshot-taking, thar.


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Response to The Bbs, Like, 7 Months From Now 2007-03-04 01:38:58


At 3/4/07 01:11 AM, CryogenChaos wrote: So, to save you guys from the boring crap, I wasted an entire day on screenshots and making funnies on the internet.

WHEN YOU COULD'VE BEEN WRITING FOR ANIMATIONS OR DRAWING OR SOME ARTISTIC SHIT?!??!?! DAMN FUCK.


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Response to The Bbs, Like, 7 Months From Now 2007-03-04 01:41:59


What a way to waste a whole fucking day.

Response to The Bbs, Like, 7 Months From Now 2007-03-04 01:42:49


At 3/4/07 01:41 AM, TheMightyChicken wrote: What a way to waste a whole fucking day.

I agree, what a fucking waste of time...

Response to The Bbs, Like, 7 Months From Now 2007-03-04 01:43:49


I find it hard to believe that there'd be 40,000+ topics in less than 7 months in the writing forum. Aside from that I found that pretty believable, if not untrue.


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Response to The Bbs, Like, 7 Months From Now 2007-03-04 01:47:44


At 3/4/07 01:42 AM, LOTN wrote:
At 3/4/07 01:41 AM, TheMightyChicken wrote: What a way to waste a whole fucking day.
I agree, what a fucking waste of time...
At 3/4/07 01:38 AM, numbers wrote:
At 3/4/07 01:11 AM, CryogenChaos wrote: So, to save you guys from the boring crap, I wasted an entire day on screenshots and making funnies on the internet.
WHEN YOU COULD'VE BEEN WRITING FOR ANIMATIONS OR DRAWING OR SOME ARTISTIC SHIT?!??!?! DAMN FUCK.

You guys took the "And that's what I did with my day" thing WAAAAAAAAAAAAY too far.

It's an expression, dipshits. As in, you know, "That's basically the only interesting thing that happened to me today, I spent the rest of my time doing other things"? GAWD.

At 3/4/07 01:43 AM, Lagerkapo wrote: I find it hard to believe that there'd be 40,000+ topics in less than 7 months in the writing forum. Aside from that I found that pretty believable, if not untrue.

You'd be surprised. There's a lot of people around here who like to write.

Response to The Bbs, Like, 7 Months From Now 2007-03-04 01:48:26


Response to The Bbs, Like, 7 Months From Now 2007-03-04 01:48:57


Yes a lot of people like to write but I mean just look at Sarai and you have proof most peoples writing around here isn't worth shit.

Response to The Bbs, Like, 7 Months From Now 2007-03-04 01:50:01


That's more than I did today. Heck, I've never travelled time :(


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Response to The Bbs, Like, 7 Months From Now 2007-03-04 01:50:50


You lack of MadCow in the story was only made up by the fact you're using the Dethklok wallpaper MadCow made.

Also, nice photoshops.
Fo rizzle dawg


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Response to The Bbs, Like, 7 Months From Now 2007-03-04 01:51:32


Wow, the future sucks. Enjoy what you have now.


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Response to The Bbs, Like, 7 Months From Now 2007-03-04 01:55:20


Wow.

Thats amazing.

Response to The Bbs, Like, 7 Months From Now 2007-03-04 02:00:28


Not just time travel, internets-time-travel!

Win.

Response to The Bbs, Like, 7 Months From Now 2007-03-04 11:13:19


At 3/4/07 01:48 AM, LOTN wrote: Yes a lot of people like to write but I mean just look at Sarai and you have proof most peoples writing around here isn't worth shit.

You've been here how long and you know this?

Response to The Bbs, Like, 7 Months From Now 2007-03-04 11:16:08


At 3/4/07 01:11 AM, CryogenChaos wrote: Was this for serious? Was AshfordPride truthing? Bonus got deleted? Somebody on the BBS actually thought I was dead? Only one way to find out...Wonder Twin Powers, Form of: SEARCHBAR!

Cool. My topic's in there. :P
Awesome story man. I BELIEVE YOU AT LEAST!!!


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Response to The Bbs, Like, 7 Months From Now 2007-03-04 11:16:11


7 months into the future and still no sign of the new layout anywhere.

D':

Response to The Bbs, Like, 7 Months From Now 2007-03-04 11:19:29


At 3/4/07 11:16 AM, snayk wrote: 7 months into the future and still no sign of the new layout anywhere.

D':

Just what I was about to say.


I used to be relevant.

Response to The Bbs, Like, 7 Months From Now 2007-03-04 11:20:59


At 3/4/07 11:19 AM, scottmale24 wrote:
At 3/4/07 11:16 AM, snayk wrote: 7 months into the future and still no sign of the new layout anywhere.

D':
Just what I was about to say.

Remember how long ago it was when Tom said there would be a new layout?

Yeah. He's probably been busy with other stuff.

Response to The Bbs, Like, 7 Months From Now 2007-03-04 11:28:10


So Ashford left his sig the same for 7 months?

Now thats deication. Also i noticed you like Daft Punk :)

Response to The Bbs, Like, 7 Months From Now 2007-03-04 11:29:54


I feel really bad posting on this because you really did waste my precious little time with this topic. You must be bored. Very very bored.

Response to The Bbs, Like, 7 Months From Now 2007-03-04 11:30:05


It's a shame BonusStage wasn't online to see this thread, I'm betting he would be very pleased he was deleted.


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Response to The Bbs, Like, 7 Months From Now 2007-03-04 11:32:29


Wouldn't surprise me if Fyndir became mod.

Lips to ass.

This too will pass.

Memento mori

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Response to The Bbs, Like, 7 Months From Now 2007-03-04 11:37:50


Wasn't Fyndir the guy who choked in Jades bobs?

Response to The Bbs, Like, 7 Months From Now 2007-03-04 11:38:53


Would you care to name a few of the new members?


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Response to The Bbs, Like, 7 Months From Now 2007-03-04 11:38:55


At 3/4/07 11:37 AM, Sqeezy wrote: Wasn't Fyndir the guy who choked in Jades bobs?

More or less.

Response to The Bbs, Like, 7 Months From Now 2007-03-04 11:45:20


anyone else notice the site redesign still isnt in effect >:(

good story, but watch out for the dates on the posts in you pictures.


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Response to The Bbs, Like, 7 Months From Now 2007-03-04 11:50:46


So how am I in 7 months?

Tell me and I'll love you for life

Response to The Bbs, Like, 7 Months From Now 2007-03-04 11:53:18


Nice paint'shops, but you forgot one little detail:

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