You know BatDan, and Rabid, and
RedCoin, and Minion.
Destroyer, and DFox, and
HotActionYifFur.
But do you recall.
The biggest jerkoff of all.
Evark, the moderator.
Was a really big asshole.
And if you ever saw him,
you would even say he blows.
All of the moderators,
Use to laugh and call him names.
They never let poor Evark,
join in any mod type games.
Then one foggy Christmas Eve,
Tom Fulp came to say.
"Evark since you're such a jerk,
you're not a mod anymore you twerp."
To which all the users loved this,
and they shouted out with glee.
Evark the moderator,
you'll be forgotten just like E.
No hate on Evark intended. I love the bastard.
