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I cooked you guys and girls Dim Sum

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Hey guys, I cooked you all some food, because the weather is nice and you lot look too thin sometimes :/

Of course, you may not like all the dishes, but I'm sure some of you will like them. There's some Green Tea and also for the drinkers, some rice wine if you want it.

I'll be your waitress for the evening, no tips needed! Service with a smile for free :/

Dishes

Dish 1) Chu Chung Fun - Steamed Rice Noodle
Dish 2) Law Bark Go - Turnip Pudding
Dish 3) Nor Mei Gai - Chicken Sweet Rice with Lotus Leaf
4) Sauteed Clam
5) Har Goul - Steamed Shrimp Dumpling
6) Wu Kwok - Taro Root Fried Turnover
7) Steamed Baby Octopus
8) Gai Lan - Steamed Chinese Vegetable with Oyster Sauce
9) Har Cheung Fun - Shrimp with Rice Noodle
10) Hai Gei See - Jelly Fish Strips with Vegetable

So what can I do for you further

I really recommend the jelly-fish strips, very fresh and I put some special chili sauce on them.

-Sarai

I cooked you guys and girls Dim Sum


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Response to I cooked you guys and girls Dim Sum 2006-06-17 15:47:41


Oh thanks a lot

When there's nothing in this house to eat

Response to I cooked you guys and girls Dim Sum 2006-06-17 15:48:07


... wtf?

Response to I cooked you guys and girls Dim Sum 2006-06-17 15:48:59


i really hope you didnt really make those just to take a picture of them and post it on newgrounds.


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Response to I cooked you guys and girls Dim Sum 2006-06-17 15:49:03


Man I want green tea sooooo bad right now. I'm addicted to the stuff. Sadly the good kind is really hard to find in UA


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Response to I cooked you guys and girls Dim Sum 2006-06-17 15:49:32


Mmmk, a pipe of opium please.....

Response to I cooked you guys and girls Dim Sum 2006-06-17 15:50:24


At 6/17/06 03:48 PM, bucher wrote: i really hope you didnt really make those just to take a picture of them and post it on newgrounds.

She probably had another reason to make them

And it sounds like you make good food

I still don't like the fact I clicked this topic
You don't know what it's like

Response to I cooked you guys and girls Dim Sum 2006-06-17 15:50:34


I'll have ummm...lets see....ummm 10, 9, and 2. When can I expect it?

Response to I cooked you guys and girls Dim Sum 2006-06-17 15:51:53


At 6/17/06 03:50 PM, KemCab wrote:
At 6/17/06 03:49 PM, the_scouser wrote: Mmmk, a pipe of opium please.....
You racist bastard.

Okay, seriously, it wasn't extremely funny, but I wasn't extremely offended.

Sorry didn't mean to offend you....

Response to I cooked you guys and girls Dim Sum 2006-06-17 15:53:58


Time for me to return the favor: I ACTUALLY made you a lunch MYSELF...and I hope you didn't really do all that just for the sake of a thread!

It's a ham sammich with chips, a cookie, and some nice cold milk!
Napkins on the side, and we ran out of Coke--the reason I had to
give you teh leet milkyness (and hey, it's from that fancy dairy company)!

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Take care of yourself.

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Response to I cooked you guys and girls Dim Sum 2006-06-17 15:54:51



This too will pass.

Memento mori

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Response to I cooked you guys and girls Dim Sum 2006-06-17 15:55:56


At 6/17/06 03:54 PM, Lost_Chances wrote: I didn't ask for some chinese. ALL I ASKED WAS FOR A SANDWICH.

LOL :/

/me brings you all some more drinks and some sweet egg cakes.


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Response to I cooked you guys and girls Dim Sum 2006-06-17 15:58:14


What? No sweet and Sour Chicken? Oh well I'll jsut have to settle for some Clams for now.

Response to I cooked you guys and girls Dim Sum 2006-06-17 16:00:07


The Har Goul and Sauteed Clams are to die for.


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Response to I cooked you guys and girls Dim Sum 2006-06-17 16:00:42


At 6/17/06 03:55 PM, Turandot wrote:
At 6/17/06 03:54 PM, Lost_Chances wrote: I didn't ask for some chinese. ALL I ASKED WAS FOR A SANDWICH.
LOL :/

At least I got a good excuse, almost, to post that website.


This too will pass.

Memento mori

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Response to I cooked you guys and girls Dim Sum 2006-06-17 16:01:09


I want the baby Octopus. Yummmm.

Response to I cooked you guys and girls Dim Sum 2006-06-17 16:01:23


At 6/17/06 03:46 PM, Turandot wrote: Dishes
A lot, all of them looking good.
-Sarai

Can I have all?

/em stops to realise he wanted to get rid of his image as a bottomless void...

Response to I cooked you guys and girls Dim Sum 2006-06-17 16:02:27


Dish 3 sounds delicious.

Response to I cooked you guys and girls Dim Sum 2006-06-17 16:05:25


Yay! Turnip pudding!

Why do I think every turnip in the world somehow belongs to me.

Response to I cooked you guys and girls Dim Sum 2006-06-18 04:21:16


At 6/17/06 04:02 PM, Livingdeadmeat wrote:
At 6/17/06 03:58 PM, Tri-Nitro-Toluene wrote: What? No sweet and Sour Chicken? Oh well I'll jsut have to settle for some Clams for now.
grrr... sweet and sour... not chinese!! nor are fortune cookies.... Apologise to our nice waiter!

any wan tons? they're always good... *munch* ...more tea... er ... please..

I have some won ton in shark fin soup if you want.

Phew, late late party, :/ You guys drank all my Tsing Tao :'(


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Response to I cooked you guys and girls Dim Sum 2006-06-18 04:28:08


OMG I have a fridge full of Tsing Tao!

Response to I cooked you guys and girls Dim Sum 2006-06-18 04:28:18


Sarai, will you be willing to get me some char siu bao?
Pretty please?


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Response to I cooked you guys and girls Dim Sum 2006-06-18 04:31:07


At 6/18/06 04:28 AM, JadeTheAssassin wrote: Sarai, will you be willing to get me some char siu bao?
Pretty please?

You like pork? heh, not what I usully like because I can't cook it as well. But okay, Pork Buns :/

*goes to mix up the dough*


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Response to I cooked you guys and girls Dim Sum 2006-06-18 04:32:08


At 6/18/06 04:31 AM, Turandot wrote:
At 6/18/06 04:28 AM, JadeTheAssassin wrote:
You like pork? heh, not what I usully like because I can't cook it as well. But okay, Pork Buns :/

*goes to mix up the dough*

You can always stop by a Chinese bakery, but if cooking it is good, then it's all good.
Damn my friend for getting those into my long list of food addictions. >: (
*drools*


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Response to I cooked you guys and girls Dim Sum 2006-06-18 04:32:32


america chef or china chef


Asdf

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Response to I cooked you guys and girls Dim Sum 2006-06-18 04:35:44


Thanks a lot Sanji.

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Response to I cooked you guys and girls Dim Sum 2006-06-18 04:51:01


Hmmm... I'll take the Rice noodles. I fucking love chinese noodles (get them 1-4 times a week).

BTW, the octopus brings new meaning to "I EAT BABIES!"

Cute+Funny=?

Response to I cooked you guys and girls Dim Sum 2006-06-18 04:53:14


At 6/18/06 04:31 AM, Turandot wrote:
You like pork? heh, not what I usully like because I can't cook it as well. But okay, Pork Buns :/

*goes to mix up the dough*

Oooooh, we're taking special orders now, are we? Scratch my last order, please, I would like Gao Gee and Chow Fun. I'll tip extra :)


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Response to I cooked you guys and girls Dim Sum 2006-06-18 04:57:41


Oh my.....I'm nearly drooling on my keyboard just looking at all that nice food. I'd especially like to try number 7, the squid looks delicious!

Response to I cooked you guys and girls Dim Sum 2007-05-15 15:28:23


Such exquisite varieties.