Bah, Internet.

[Mazza]

You know how it's fun to pretend you're female on AIM chats and laugh at people while you e-snap their penis in half? Try posing as a minor. Not only will you get pedophiles, you'll get animal-loving pedophiles.

RazorsEdgeSucka: ur 7?
XoXoWetBabeXoXo: yes <---That was my alt btw
RazorsEdgeSucka: thats hot
RazorsEdgeSucka: u like older girls?
XoXoWetBabeXoXo: thx :-)
XoXoWetBabeXoXo: asl?
RazorsEdgeSucka: 20 f
RazorsEdgeSucka: pic?
XoXoWetBabeXoXo: yea
RazorsEdgeSucka: can i see
XoXoWetBabeXoXo: sure
XoXoWetBabeXoXo: wait
RazorsEdgeSucka: ok
RazorsEdgeSucka: u there
XoXoWetBabeXoXo: yea, cant find it right away, not that good with the internet
XoXoWetBabeXoXo: hold on
RazorsEdgeSucka: its ok but have u ever done ne thing to urself?
XoXoWetBabeXoXo: sure all the time
RazorsEdgeSucka: really what all have u done?
XoXoWetBabeXoXo: put my fingers inside
RazorsEdgeSucka: u dont cum do u
XoXoWetBabeXoXo: i do
XoXoWetBabeXoXo: im really ripe
RazorsEdgeSucka: realy
RazorsEdgeSucka: do u cum alot
XoXoWetBabeXoXo: as much as i can
RazorsEdgeSucka: sexi
RazorsEdgeSucka: have u ever had a cock in u?
XoXoWetBabeXoXo: yeah, once
RazorsEdgeSucka: with who?
XoXoWetBabeXoXo: teacher
RazorsEdgeSucka: no way
XoXoWetBabeXoXo: yeah
XoXoWetBabeXoXo: couldn't stop him
RazorsEdgeSucka: how long ago
XoXoWetBabeXoXo: just two months ago
RazorsEdgeSucka: really
RazorsEdgeSucka: did u like it
XoXoWetBabeXoXo: kinda
XoXoWetBabeXoXo: hurt a bit
RazorsEdgeSucka: ah
RazorsEdgeSucka: uu have a guy dog?
XoXoWetBabeXoXo: yea
RazorsEdgeSucka: what kind
XoXoWetBabeXoXo: labrador
RazorsEdgeSucka: u horny
XoXoWetBabeXoXo: sure
RazorsEdgeSucka: u wanna do something really kinky?
XoXoWetBabeXoXo: why not
RazorsEdgeSucka: go get ur dog and bring him where u at and lock the door
XoXoWetBabeXoXo: ok
XoXoWetBabeXoXo: what now
RazorsEdgeSucka: ok set the keyboard on ground and get on the ground
XoXoWetBabeXoXo: ok
XoXoWetBabeXoXo: laptop, so done
RazorsEdgeSucka: k
RazorsEdgeSucka: now
RazorsEdgeSucka: u kno what a handjob is?
XoXoWetBabeXoXo: isnt that when you touch a mans penis
RazorsEdgeSucka: well kinda
RazorsEdgeSucka: grab your dogs penis and move it back and forth
RazorsEdgeSucka: tell me what he does
XoXoWetBabeXoXo: its looking really excited
RazorsEdgeSucka: do that until a big red penis comes out then tell me if it doesnt come out soon tell me
XoXoWetBabeXoXo: its out
RazorsEdgeSucka: is it big
XoXoWetBabeXoXo: its pretty big
RazorsEdgeSucka: well suck on it a little bit it will get bigger i imagine
XoXoWetBabeXoXo: ok
RazorsEdgeSucka: then tell me if it does
XoXoWetBabeXoXo: its bigger
RazorsEdgeSucka: u know what doggie style is?
XoXoWetBabeXoXo: on hands and knees?
RazorsEdgeSucka: yes
RazorsEdgeSucka: get doggie style and help ur dog on ur back and try to put his penis in ur hole
RazorsEdgeSucka: either one
XoXoWetBabeXoXo: ok
RazorsEdgeSucka: which ever u prefer
XoXoWetBabeXoXo: it's in my ass
XoXoWetBabeXoXo: hey
XoXoWetBabeXoXo: are you masturbating?
RazorsEdgeSucka: yes why
XoXoWetBabeXoXo: Because YOU ARE ONE SICK FUCK. You know that? I've called the authorities on your pedophile beast-loving ass. God, you people disgust me.
XoXoWetBabeXoXo: Have a nice life in jail.
RazorsEdgeSucka signed off at 9:57:38.

Bah.

Tricking AIM perverts sure is well.

XxXCaliGurl14XxX = Me

emptyhanded: hey there
emptyhanded: asl?
XxXCaliGurl14XxX: 18/f/cali
XxXCaliGurl14XxX: you?
emptyhanded: m.23.NY
XxXCaliGurl14XxX: nice
XxXCaliGurl14XxX: want to see my pic?
emptyhanded: BOT
XxXCaliGurl14XxX: No.
XxXCaliGurl14XxX: It isnt a bot
emptyhanded: ?
emptyhanded: k
XxXCaliGurl14XxX: http://img334.images..2/jessicaspic0jp.jpg

emptyhanded: pics away!
XxXCaliGurl14XxX: the one on the right
emptyhanded: like the outfit
XxXCaliGurl14XxX: thanks
XxXCaliGurl14XxX: :-)
emptyhanded: so what are you up to tonight?
emptyhanded: looking for trouble?
XxXCaliGurl14XxX: with you?
XxXCaliGurl14XxX: sure. ;-)
emptyhanded: ahhhh maybe
emptyhanded: hah
emptyhanded: sure
XxXCaliGurl14XxX: you want to cyber?
emptyhanded: yah
XxXCaliGurl14XxX: ok, you start
emptyhanded: tell me what you have on
XxXCaliGurl14XxX: the same outfit in my pic
emptyhanded: you look like a bad little schoolgirl
XxXCaliGurl14XxX: oh, I am. trust me baby
emptyhanded: call me daddy babe
XxXCaliGurl14XxX: Oh daddy, I've been a bad girl, punish me
emptyhanded: slide that skirt down and turn around
XxXCaliGurl14XxX: *slides her skirt and thong down, and turns around
emptyhanded: *SLAP*
XxXCaliGurl14XxX: oooh!
emptyhanded: are you going to do what daddy tells you from now on?
XxXCaliGurl14XxX: yes daddy
XxXCaliGurl14XxX: *pulls your pants down
XxXCaliGurl14XxX: *then pulls your boxers down to reveal your cock
emptyhanded: does baby want to suck some big cock tonight?
XxXCaliGurl14XxX: oh yes, daddy. can I, please?
emptyhanded: ask nicely
XxXCaliGurl14XxX: *starts rubbing your cock, please?
emptyhanded: please what
XxXCaliGurl14XxX: can I SUCK it?
emptyhanded: mmm go ahead cupcake
XxXCaliGurl14XxX: *starts to slowly suck you monsterous cock
XxXCaliGurl14XxX: you like that?
emptyhanded: ahhhh
emptyhanded: mm yes
XxXCaliGurl14XxX: btw, I had a sex change
XxXCaliGurl14XxX: I was born a man
emptyhanded: wow
XxXCaliGurl14XxX: is that ok? ( no response for like 10 minutes )
XxXCaliGurl14XxX: You there?
Previous message was not received by emptyhanded because of error: User emptyhanded is not available.

[b3nnic3]

I've gotten one of those people before! O_O

They wanted me to whack off my puppy.

[Sheck]

If that's actually true, it's funny as hell.

[Metalix]

ROFLMAO

[Tri-Nitro-Toluene]

At 11/5/05 11:38 AM, b3nnic3 wrote: They wanted me to whack off my puppy.

Don't people realsie that animal cruelty is illegal? Whacking puppy's is just not on.

[Casualty]

You sure pwnd him.

[sotar]

what a world we live in

XxXCaliGurl14XxX = Me

LONGPiXXXESTiCK: hi
XxXCaliGurl14XxX: hi asl
LONGPiXXXESTiCK: 19/shemale
LONGPiXXXESTiCK: u?
XxXCaliGurl14XxX: WTF?
XxXCaliGurl14XxX: HAHAHAHHAHAHAH
LONGPiXXXESTiCK signed off at 11:58:54 PM.

__________________________________

basedawg77: asl
XxXCaliGurl14XxX: 12/f/cali
basedawg77: 16m
XxXCaliGurl14XxX: pics?
basedawg77: ya s2r
XxXCaliGurl14XxX wants to directly connect.
basedawg77 is now directly connected.
XxXCaliGurl14XxX:
basedawg77: hot
basedawg77:
XxXCaliGurl14XxX: You look like you formed from shit.
basedawg77: ya tht makes a lotta sence
XxXCaliGurl14XxX: It does actually
XxXCaliGurl14XxX: There was shit
XxXCaliGurl14XxX: And you formed from it
basedawg77: ok ur cool
XxXCaliGurl14XxX: I know
XxXCaliGurl14XxX: I win.
basedawg77: u win
XxXCaliGurl14XxX: Yep
basedawg77: so there was a debate goin on
basedawg77: ha i bet ur still a virgin arent u
XxXCaliGurl14XxX: No
basedawg77 direct connection is closed.
basedawg77 signed off at 1:45:06 PM.

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socccerpest9l: hey asl
socccerpest9l: hey asl
XxXCaliGurl14XxX: 18/f/cali
socccerpest9l: im 23/f pics?
XxXCaliGurl14XxX wants to directly connect.
socccerpest9l is now directly connected.
XxXCaliGurl14XxX:
socccerpest9l:
socccerpest9l: ur very pretty
XxXCaliGurl14XxX: So are you. :-)
socccerpest9l: anymore?
XxXCaliGurl14XxX: No, that's it. :-(
socccerpest9l: ok i have tit shot u wanna c
XxXCaliGurl14XxX: Sure. :-)
socccerpest9l:
XxXCaliGurl14XxX: Very sexy. :-)
socccerpest9l: so wut r u into ssexually?
XxXCaliGurl14XxX: Anything as long as it's with a good looking girl like you. :-)
socccerpest9l: thank u
socccerpest9l: dont freak out but my incest hope that doesnt scare u
XxXCaliGurl14XxX: You like incest?
socccerpest9l: yea
XxXCaliGurl14XxX: It's alright. :-)
socccerpest9l: uve done it
XxXCaliGurl14XxX: Nope
socccerpest9l: i do it with my bro and mom
XxXCaliGurl14XxX: LOLORZ
socccerpest9l direct connection is closed.
socccerpest9l signed off at 12:58:22 PM.

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jaff054: asl?
XxXCaliGurl14XxX: 18/f/cali
jaff054: 40/m/ny
XxXCaliGurl14XxX: ROFLMAOS!
jaff054 signed off at 1:06:10 PM.

[Mazza]

At 11/5/05 11:40 AM, -Sheck- wrote: If that's actually true, it's funny as hell.

On the other side, possibly.
I'm not seven, nor am I female or have a dog, so...

At 11/5/05 11:44 AM, BlueFlameSkulls wrote: i think the word is beastiality

Nope.

Oh, got this one too.
Was using Dawkins' alt for this one, couldn't make myself a new AIM for some odd reason.

buffmitch007: hey asl
XxXCaliGurl14XxX: 12 f cali
buffmitch007: im 15 male texas
buffmitch007: can we chat
XxXCaliGurl14XxX: sure
buffmitch007: whats up
XxXCaliGurl14XxX: your cock lololol
buffmitch007: howd u know?!?!
buffmitch007: lol
buffmitch007: some1s horny huh?!?
XxXCaliGurl14XxX: hell yeah
XxXCaliGurl14XxX: want to rp
buffmitch007: lol
buffmitch007: sure
buffmitch007: what roles
XxXCaliGurl14XxX: I'll be Godzilla and you be Japan.
buffmitch007: r u gonna dominate me
XxXCaliGurl14XxX: Something like that.
buffmitch007: well please do
buffmitch007: do u have pics?
XxXCaliGurl14XxX: http://www.xofacto.c..nzen-godzilla-62.jpg

XxXCaliGurl14XxX: Hawt, no
buffmitch007: what?
XxXCaliGurl14XxX: My pics.
buffmitch007: i didnt see
XxXCaliGurl14XxX: http://www.xofacto.c..nzen-godzilla-62.jpg

buffmitch007: lol
XxXCaliGurl14XxX: I'll start.
buffmitch007: ok
XxXCaliGurl14XxX: I enter your country, tons of little Japanese people fleeing from my immense American feet.
XxXCaliGurl14XxX: "RUN, ITS GODZIRRA" they shout
XxXCaliGurl14XxX: I'm like "Lol pwn"
XxXCaliGurl14XxX: So?
XxXCaliGurl14XxX: I'm getting wet now

[Casualty]

You guys convinced me. I'm downloading AIM.

[HeartbreakHoldout]

At 11/5/05 11:48 AM, -Mazza- wrote: XxXCaliGurl14XxX: I enter your country, tons of little Japanese people fleeing from my immense American feet.
XxXCaliGurl14XxX: "RUN, ITS GODZIRRA" they shout
XxXCaliGurl14XxX: I'm like "Lol pwn"
XxXCaliGurl14XxX: So?
XxXCaliGurl14XxX: I'm getting wet now

Fucking hilarity. As are all of the other convos.

[tigerkitty]

At 11/5/05 12:10 PM, DaSadGirl wrote: Damn! That's some sick shit if it's real. Weird people you can meet on the internet.

(

I don't know whether to laugh at the stupid people, or cry for humanity.

[LiquidTruth]

my favorite parts are when they tell you something weird and you just go LOLORZ or something

[FUNKbrs]

You need to get a job with the FBI.

Seriously, with powers of PWN like that you could be the first E-Superhero

[Mazza]

At 11/5/05 12:21 PM, Livingdeadmeat wrote: Yeah but honestly i regret tellin you to whack off your dog... i mean asking about your brother would of been more apropriate(sp?)
You forgive me?

(joke)

There's actually more incestual pedophiles on there than bestial pedophiles.

At 11/5/05 12:27 PM, FUNKbrs wrote: You need to get a job with the FBI.

Seriously, with powers of PWN like that you could be the first E-Superhero

Sweet. I could get my own customized car with jet boosters and rocket launchers.

[PlagueStrife]

XxXCaliGurl14XxX: 18/f/cali

whats so good about california? ive been hearing these words lately? :( im not sayng its bad and all

At 11/5/05 01:06 PM, PlagueStrife wrote:

XxXCaliGurl14XxX: 18/f/cali

whats so good about california? ive been hearing these words lately? :( im not sayng its bad and all

To perverts, California is awesome. It's usually where all the "good looking" girls are out, you know what I mean?

As for me, I don't believe in California. NO state could be THAT stupid.

[mystro]

Rofl, i downloaded aim cause of this but how do you find all these randy people :X

[Mazza]

At 11/5/05 01:06 PM, PlagueStrife wrote:

XxXCaliGurl14XxX: 18/f/cali

whats so good about california? ive been hearing these words lately? :( im not sayng its bad and all

Mainly because everyone's from California these days, including those who aren't.

At 11/5/05 01:09 PM, WutWut wrote: Rofl, i downloaded aim cause of this but how do you find all these randy people :X

http://www.aim.com/chats.adp?aolp=

[Lagatag]

Lmao owned. I did that once, but I pretended I was from Iraq or soemthing and everyone was like "wow hwo du no englsh."

[Twerpo]

rofl, it's funny how they believe you and then when they tell you someething you are like ROFLMAOS or how you tell them something weird. lol.

[Mogly]

funniest thing to do is go in a chatroom and say

ANYONE WANNA SEE A 7 YEAR OLD GET GANG RAPED ON WEBCAM PRESS 123456789!!!!

123456789

[ChocloMan]

AIM isn't too popular here in Chile. do you have to pay? if not, I'm gonna download it

It's free!

http://www.aim.com/

[ChocloMan]

At 11/5/05 02:32 PM, -Dawkins- wrote: It's free!

http://www.aim.com/

Yaay! omfgwtflollamorofl can i add j00?

OTAY!

[ChocloMan]

At 11/5/05 02:35 PM, -Dawkins- wrote: OTAY!

Wut's j00r screen naim? ^_^

[D34M0N]

Since my topic is locked, i'll continue here.

I always try to act convincing. I got some pics from sites where ppl put pics of themselves on (so you get quite some pics of a girl), that makes it easier to convince the other that you are a girl, most ppl nowadays are a bit smarter and don't easily trust you are really a girl.
At one guy when he was jerking off on the webcam is laught at him and said he had a real small dick and then i blocked him. I also had a 15 your old boy saying he would do anything i said, nut he wouldn't cut in himself. >=(
So far i couldn't have convinced anyone to do that, but i only tried it a few times.