pissing out kidney stones is the worst,some other times I feel like im pissing fire both of which are debilitating

Well Its kinda strange but.

So my friend invited me to his sisters funeral for support, I hadn't seen his sister since I was a child. Anyways I got in the conga line that people make before saying finale good byes and when I got to the casket I peered into it and saw the most beautiful girl I had ever seen, the feeling of love and lust rushed over my body. Her mother came up from behind and moved her way to the side of me and made a comment about beautiful she looked, In my head I said "damn fucking right".

I awkwardly stepped away hunched with my hands covering my cock to hide the attentive erection I had just popped and made my way to the bathroom. I figured it was my body just rushing with hormones so I jacked off washed my hands and walked out. As I began walking out it seemed the party was over and everyone was leaving. I left that night hoping to see her again. I couldnt sleep that night just thinking about her drove me insane, I never felt that way before so I drove to home depot got a shovel, a pickaxe and a machete and went back home.

Long story short I met up with her a few days later, put my tools to good use and We've been together for 2 years now. I love her a lot but she needs a lot of care

That sucks man, I hope someone cuts that fucks balls off and feeds them to him.

A flower blooming with a dick sprouting out of the middle

Tear them out one by one, after a while it feels pretty good no joke

At 11/1/09 09:58 AM, XxRobJohnsonxX wrote:

And one final thing.... I do tell her how much I love her, a lot. I do love her... I just hate the fact that she has let herself go.

You obviously don't wear the pants in the relationship seeing as you tiptoe around your pig girlfriend like shes made of glass, unfortunately theres no help for you because you have already lowered your expectations and settled for a blob of gross.

Tears in heaven by clapton-- anything by Rage-- some SRV depends on what type of music you like.

At 11/1/09 09:36 AM, TheStonePilot wrote: Stop being so disgustingly shallow and simply help her lose weight, you fucking pig.

lol beggars cant be choosers? When you fuck a chick you're not putting your dick into her personality so if her grotesque body is unappealing to look at it might take some imagination to get hard enough to even be able to stuff it in her for a sex. That and you probably will be gagging at her appearance and possibly her hygiene, God knows if shes letting herself go thats the next thing on the list

not if I went hunting the day before, I like the shirt and pants soaked in blood look, chicks dig guys that are covered from head to toe in deer or raccoon blood

Leave the fat cunt, If you keep her around who knows how big she'll get. Next thing you know you'll be replacing your cars shocks every other month, the food bill will skyrocket, she'll be getting nasty bed sores from becoming bed bound and she would mope and bitch about her weight to you after a hard days work. Fuck that shit leave that whore now

thats stupid

next time slip razor blades into some candy for drunks and give it to those bastards, thats what some people in my neighborhood did a while back

At 10/30/09 01:11 AM, Jereminion wrote: Fuck you

lol awesome.

I've always thought that committing suicide on a birthday would be a delightful surprise for everyone then again that's a one time thing and if not done right you might not be able to get another try

lol I'm better off flipping rocks outside searching for nightcrawlers with a head full of smoke and a mind full of bestiality

Who's gives a shit, I hope its today.

My opinion? Fighting is stupid, killing is where its at

At 10/27/09 09:49 PM, blah569 wrote:

At 10/27/09 07:58 PM, MrPercie wrote: Wow americans are pussy's.

Well, a few people walking by actually joined in.

If I'm reading this right lol.

Anyways you got to look out for number one, why the hell would I care if some naive drunk bitch gets raped? It's her fault for walking into a trap, maybe next time she will smarten up and not get wasted and use some fucking judgment of the people around her. If it was someone I knew I would help them out but if I don't know you than tough fucking luck for you

At 10/25/09 05:54 PM, JohnnyWang wrote: Also, people who think german = nazi are idiots.

Every German is a nazi no exceptions ever

Lol two of them are broken and the other is a mod forum. there's peoples profiles that bring you to them

At 10/22/09 11:29 PM, slingshot14 wrote:

It's called research bitch.

after saying that everything you just typed means shit.

hahaha so true, so true

what the fuck you just watch into the wild?

At 10/20/09 07:20 AM, SKS wrote: I hate most of this sites user base.

You're a shitfaced cocksucker. :D

Lol I've never even seen you before

At 10/19/09 06:35 AM, Jerich0 wrote:

At 10/18/09 07:45 PM, wwwyzzerdd wrote: Of course retarded Massholes are gonna tell you that the Patriots broke the record. Massachusetts has some of the stupidest sports fans (and maybe even people in general) that I've seen since living in the Northeast.

ahh well... agreed.

nice bump you cunt

Lol how much training do you need to make fast food and press buttons

Just pop it with a needle, clean it and wrap it.

Yeah but I improv the songs about what I'm doing, like shampooing my hair, soaping my body and masturbating with pocket sand

Not only is she a shitty mother, she was also too pussy to jump down to grab her baby. Send this bitch to the chair for negligence