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Response to: Turkey or Ham? Posted December 20th, 2011 in General

I prefer ham when it's in huge portions. But if it's just those small slices you put on sandwiches, then I don't really care.

Response to: what my dreads look like. Posted December 20th, 2011 in General

I came in here expecting pictures of awesome dreadlocks...

Response to: Reccomend me pornstars Posted December 20th, 2011 in General

Stoya, stoya, stoya.

I so fucking love her.

Reccomend me pornstars

Response to: Best Television Show Of All Time Posted December 20th, 2011 in General

Doctor Who. I could watch that show all day!

Response to: I need friends Posted December 18th, 2011 in General

At 12/17/11 09:38 AM, ScaryPicnic wrote: what about dolphins

That picture and story makes the dolphin look like a smug asshole...

Response to: Share your Zodiac Sign Posted December 18th, 2011 in General

A lone Cancer here...

Response to: Favorite Smash Brothers Character Posted December 18th, 2011 in Video Games

I haven't really played the N64 version that much so I don't really have a favourite character in it.

In meele my favourite character is Link, and in Brawl it's either Zero Suit Samus or Link.

Response to: A Reasonable Question. Posted December 11th, 2011 in Video Games

Basically it all comes down about what exclusives you want to play and whether you want to pay for live or not. I bought a ps3 about a month ago because I wanted to play MGS4 and LittleBigPlanet 2 for a while now, I play the console regularly, and I can't really complain about it.

Response to: Spike VGA's 2011 Posted December 11th, 2011 in Video Games

Metal Gear looks awful. Nothing in my life makes sense anymore...

Response to: Songs with a plot. Posted December 9th, 2011 in General

Fire Coming Out Of a Monkey's Headby the Gorillaz.

Response to: Agnostics are the smartest Posted December 9th, 2011 in General

At 12/9/11 07:54 PM, Noonga wrote: Agnostics and irreligious people are smarter than atheists and Christians.

And that is a fact, agnostics are more logical laid back people. Atheists are pretentious dickwads and Christians are strict easy to offend oldass morons

But this statment is pretty pretentious, therefore your argument is invalid.

Response to: What's your favourite juice? Posted December 9th, 2011 in General

Your mom's juice.

Response to: Underwear Scenes in Flash Movies Posted December 9th, 2011 in General

I'm just gonna leave this here...

Response to: Best of November 2011 Posted December 9th, 2011 in NG News

At 12/8/11 03:27 AM, Tiki-King wrote:
At 12/7/11 05:54 PM, Fro wrote: WHEN WILL THE REDESIGN BE DONE TOM!?
Never? Or maybe mid 2012 if we are extremely lucky. Lazy ass motherfuckers. Realise it.
Why hurry, or work more than 2 hours a week, if you get loads of money anyway.
Normally, with a team of 10 developers it could be done in few months, not years...

What the hell are you whining about anyway? You've been on the site for two years. I don't understand how you can get tired of a layout that you've only seen for about 2 years time. They have been working on this for so long, becaus eunlike otherwebsite developers, they are active in the community and listen to what everyone says. They try their best to please everyone while at the same time making something that is still useable and fun to use. Tom also has another job if you haven't noticed, on a follow-up to an award winnig game that he has also been working on for a couple of years.

So just think about that before whining about the release of a re-design they are working for YOU, not them, but YOU and every other user on this website, for absolutelly no pay other other then ads and the store merchandise.

Response to: Dear, Luis Posted December 9th, 2011 in General

At 12/9/11 01:34 AM, Lintire wrote: That can't be Luis' room, I see not a single empty bottle of booze or scantily clad young lady.

He's hiding them all in the closet.

Response to: So, should I give up all my gifts? Posted December 8th, 2011 in General

In short: No.

Response to: Hunting season starts tomorrow Posted December 8th, 2011 in General

I'm guessing this is relevant then?

Hunting season starts tomorrow

Response to: Blurry Sprites? Posted December 8th, 2011 in Game Development

Go to publish settings and under the "flash option" look for a scroll bar that says "JPEG quality". Drag that to the maximum.

I hope that helps!

Response to: Why is PTD still on the front page Posted December 8th, 2011 in Video Games

I'm guessing PTD is giving NG a huge amount of revenue, so they decided keeping it on the front page. They did the same a couple of years ago with Toss the Turtle.

Response to: did you make a profile when... Posted December 7th, 2011 in General

I think I first found NG in 02 or 03 but never really thought anything of it till I signed up in 04.

Response to: RayWilliamJohnson 's youtube closed Posted December 3rd, 2011 in General

At 12/3/11 09:18 AM, BritishGamer wrote: Aaaand the channel's back up.

Fuck this shit

Goes out of the room in anger.
Response to: Ray William Johnson Is No More Posted December 3rd, 2011 in General

Beat you to it.

Response to: Is Santa a pedophile? Posted December 3rd, 2011 in General

At 12/3/11 01:33 AM, Chumbawamba wrote: Santa is a fictional character.

Wha......What are you talking about?....

Response to: Why is this illegal text? Posted December 3rd, 2011 in General

Because you touch yourself at night.

Response to: RayWilliamJohnson 's youtube closed Posted December 3rd, 2011 in General

At 12/3/11 06:50 AM, psychicpebble wrote:

Can you feel it everyone? Can you feel it?

I can, and it feels wonderful!

RayWilliamJohnson 's youtube closed Posted December 3rd, 2011 in General

RaywilliamJohnson's youtube account has been finally closed. This totally made my day.

Discuss.

Response to: Really important indie music. Posted December 3rd, 2011 in General

At 12/3/11 03:53 AM, Pjanoo wrote:
At 12/3/11 03:45 AM, Xarnor wrote: not much to this song.
You just don't understand

Shut up and listen to some real music!

Response to: Anyone reading the new DC 52 Posted December 2nd, 2011 in General

I think it's really awful. The whole reboot just turned me off from DC until they get their shit together.

Response to: No Shave November Participation Posted December 1st, 2011 in General

It's weird how a beard makes a person look so much older.

My apologies for the lackluster teenager beard.

No Shave November Participation

Response to: Porkchop's mega awesome Mystery Box Posted November 30th, 2011 in General

At 11/30/11 08:57 PM, Porkchop4 wrote: Surf Ninjas. Rob Schnider.

Wonderful.

Also, upon my girlfriend's inspection, the cugar book had two very awesome drawings in it. I dont feel like taking pictures of them, but they are awesome. :D

Stop teasing and show us the drawings!!!!!