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Theorhetically, yes. just import them end-on-end and export it as a .wav file.

DAMMIT! I LOVE THAT SHOW! That's why I don't want it back.

It's like the Halo series. They ended it with the most perfect, dramatic ending they could use. But then they went and made more and proved that they were huge money whores.

For fuck's sake, the last episode was called "My Finale"! Why can't they take their own hint?

Your answer lies in proxies- web sites designed to do exactly that. Here are 2 to get you started-

www.h8z.org/study
www.autoinsurance1.net

Happy hunting!

You could, you know, go outside? Breathe fresh air? Get a job? Go to a movie?

Nah, I'm just kidding. Stay in and jack off all day.

Why are you aftraid of telling us? We're complete strangers who dont know you and have seen the worst people the world has to offer. Plus, we cant "help" you if you dont tell us what your prob is.

At 5/16/09 02:07 PM, absent wrote: This?

That's it. Thanks, absent!

/thread

Hey guys. I just started getting back into the swing of Newgrounds, and so far, I've enjoyed it. The last time I was active on this site, I used a program developed by a NG user that basically alerted you whenever a new submission came through the NG Portal. However, I think I lost the program along with several others when I had to get my computer fixed. Does anyone have it? Where can I get it?

Thanks guys!

At 5/16/09 01:07 AM, DM692 wrote: Is penis a fruit?

Why yes sir, it's called the "rapefruit."

At 5/16/09 01:05 AM, jimmythehedgehog wrote: Bawlz.

Excuse me sir, but I don't believe that "bawlz" (or testicles, to use the more proper term) is a fruit as defined by the current standards.

Carrots. They're my secret for looking young. It doesn't matter if they're eaten, drank, or inserted anally. As long as they get into my body.

^Family Guy reference

At 5/16/09 12:51 AM, PlzBuryMyCraps wrote: IDK if im gonna embarass myself ...but i dont give a fuck.

Best Spongebob Episode?????

Ep when Spongebob was Mr.Krabs was EPIC

You did embarass yourself. And you deserve that oversized lollypop in your hand.

Your penis gave your hand herpes

I think we all know how

At 5/15/09 11:10 PM, Dark-Shocker wrote: http://imageflock.com/img/1242443344.jpg :O

Pivot seems to of been very popular in 2007. Odd.

That would be due to the popularity of the "Stick Figures on Crack" series by PivotMasterDX on youtube. They were some of the funniest videos on youtube that everyone ruined by posting their own shitty versions of them. The program that was used to animate the stick figures was- you guessed it- pivot.

You're welcome.

You see, here on Newgrounds, if you are unfortunate enough to use one simple typo of her > here, the intelligent members of the forum will turn what could have been a deep, thought-provoking thread into "your brothers a chick? LOLOLOLOLOL"

I checked google trends at about 8am, and "testicular tortion" was the 10th most searched item of the day.

Here is a tool for all of your tickling, stabbing needs. Forget which one is which? Just go with the stabby end.

I know the title might make me sound like an alarmist, but I'm not. I'm not forecasting that the Great Depression is going to happen again and we should all board up our family and wear tin hats, but i do think that the shit is about to hit the economic fan. I was watching this Gleen Beck Youtube Video and seriously started worrying about the future of this country. What do you think?

p.s. We INHERITED this? Are you fucking serious? I mean granted, there were some problems in play before Obama stepped in and started using his amazing "talent", but I think this should at least raise a few eyebrows.

At 5/15/09 10:11 PM, DM692 wrote: Well if you do, you better do your part.

This little guy gets pushed over the edge in 1 hour, unless I have $50,000 E-Dollars by that time.

It is 8:12 PM at my location. The clock is ticking.

How 'bout 50,000 E-cookies?

Smart Blonde
Jumbo Shrimp
Freezer Burn

At 6/6/08 09:00 PM, SupraAddict wrote: And here is a 64 by 64 pic.
I'm still new at creating but hey, it's what I came up with.

Thanks, but like I said, I can't see any pics in the forums. Please email it to me, I'd love to see it.

Hey, I recently made a team on gamebattles.com, and I need a really cool avatar and logo for it. So, if any of you out there have Photoshop, can you make one for me? My trial is dead, and I don't have the cash to afford it. So if anyone could make either one for me, that would be greatly appreciated.

Here are the rules:
-If you are making an avatar, make it 64x64.
-If you're making a logo, make it 300x200.
-Each of them must have this in the center: [BG]
-Anything else is completely up to you, but remember that this is for Halo 3, so try to aim it that way.

Also, for some reason, I cant view any pictures posted in the forums, so you're going to have to email it to me. My email address is szokenator@gmail.com.

Thanks in advance!
-Zoke

At 4/5/08 12:24 AM, zoke wrote: Exactly what it sounds like. Got it off a grifball game. Check it out here.

KILLpocalypse, my bad. And I forgot the link- here.

Exactly what it sounds like. Got it off a grifball game. Check it out here.

Newgrounds hasn't been working for me lately. Whenever I pull up a movie or game, it just gives me a blank white screen. I've tried-

- Clearing my cache
- Restarting my computer
- Checked, I do have the latest version of Flash
- Went to other flash sites, they work fine
- Tried the "Pop-up" button
- Tried several different submissions, all the same result
- Tried to watch submissions 3 seperate times in two weeks

Help me!

-Side note- just got "Killpocalypse" on Halo 3. Check out the game right here. :)

Nope, still not working. I also tried rebooting it afterwards. Nothing.

OK. First of all, I've been off of NG for about a month or so, feels good to be back. Almost.

So here's the deal. I wasn't able to view my Gmail account, so I got my stepdad to fix that. Now, all of a sudden, I can't watch NG movies. I tried all the tricks- I cleared my cache by hitting ctrl + f5, I tried the popup button, nothing's working. All I see is a blank white screen. Which really sucks cuz I'm working on my 2nd p-o-m song, and now I can't get to it. Help?

If you get Pivot v3, you can use single sprites.

Not since March 2007. Sorry, buddy.

The FAQ. The most neglected tool on Newgrounds.

Q: How do I edit my submission information once it is posted?
A: Users can make changes to their submissions from their Account Options area, a link to which is located at the top right corner of every page on the site while logged in. Once there, the link to edit Portal Submissions is located in the Flash Portal Options section. Each movie may be edited individually, so updated files can simply overwrite the old ones; this option is preferable to creating duplicate entries. In addition, any changes made to a user's personal profile (name, email address, website, etc.) will be instantly updated in all of that user's Portal entries.

Also, don't post irrelevant pics.

I'm not sure if you understand this forum. This is the Where is/How to forum, which pertains only to QUESTIONS about Newgrounds or related matters. This thread does not ask a question about newgrounds, which will probably result in a lock.