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Ask this in the Video Game Forum.

As long as you stay off of it while you're banned, you're fine. And you couldn't delete it if you wanted to.

Uhh... what? Is this supposed to be a conversation?

Leave your barely-ledgible posts like these in your news posts.

The newgrounds bbs frowns upon you.

Dont be a whiny bitch in the forums about your personal issues w/someone else from the site. Solve it yourself.

At 5/31/09 05:09 PM, katyperryy wrote: I WANT HER TO SUFFER quickly

Dude... you have real issues.

This should be a tweet or facebook post...

Welcome to the BBS.

Ask your question in this forum.

Punch her in her penis.

What, you didn't know? Talking about penis lengthens your own penis.

It's more of a health excersice.

Just Google it.

lol... why am i not suprised?

At 5/30/09 10:38 PM, Jonny879 wrote:

At 5/30/09 10:37 PM, K111 wrote:

At 5/30/09 10:33 PM, Jonny879 wrote: some people can be so fucking stupid

i know right

i meant you

Holy crap, the irony. I just laughed my ass off.

At 5/31/09 12:21 AM, fireybush wrote: A +1 post handshake.

And a +1 ban handshake.

But Tom would probably give a handskake that normal humans give to one another.

I saw some article a while ago about the video-game and tatoo industries being recession-proof.

Uh... isn't that REALLY obvious? School being designed to prepare you for work?

At 5/30/09 06:34 PM, Yorik wrote:

At 5/30/09 06:21 PM, JackPhantasm wrote: I take it most you marinate your meat in stupidity then because it's obviously a big part of your diet.

People are stupid because they aren't immediately interested in cooking topics?

He was responding to some deleted message.

I am now a Police Sergeant (1,000 B/P.)
Also, this is post 666.
Also, I turned 15 yesterday.

At 5/29/09 11:30 AM, X-x-X wrote:

At 5/29/09 11:10 AM, Soapbubble wrote: Why not for 09? Too few submissions?

With all of the wide-screen stuff going on, I think the admins might be a bit bogged down. I'm sure it will come in time.

Yeah. Plus, it was just 2 or 3 days ago. They don't get out collections that fast on a normal day. Give 'em about a week.

At 5/29/09 01:08 PM, thesmallbigone wrote: Hi guys,
Yeah, I don't know if I'm allowed to say it here, but I just downloaded flash...
Much cheaper!

If you don't know what is legal in the forums, read up on it. You are technically allowed to say that, but I would sooner post that as a news poston your profile before you post it in the forums.

From the forum rules:

The OTHER RULES
If you break these rules, you're definitely risking being banned. Think before you post.
* Remaking or complaining about a locked or deleted thread by creating a new thread.

I didn't read your last thread, so I don't know why it was deleted, but it was probably violating at least one more of the other rules in here. You would do good to read the rest of the rules.

'Fraid not. The only way to gain experience is to vote on your five daily flashes.

At 5/29/09 03:31 PM, Proottalfain wrote: Most people here don't have children, so they don't know the kind of bond a parent has for his child.

Incl. me. But Taken kicked ass. It was one of the best movies I've seen in the last year.

Yet another poor choice of words.

I can't really give a number. Some are really lax, but some love to grab the ban/lock hammer and go to town on the forums. I guess they average out to a 6- or 7-ish.

At 5/28/09 10:11 PM, Metal-Sonic-v2 wrote:

At 5/28/09 09:03 PM, Sneak-a-Toke wrote: Well, at least your not in as bad of a position as the kids in Lord of the Flies were..
They stabbed one of their friends, multiple times, with spears before they realized it was him. :/

They also ate a kid.

They also had deep conversation with the head of a pig on a stick.

At 5/27/09 12:01 AM, thisisL wrote:

At 5/26/09 11:23 PM, Rylynn18 wrote:

At 5/26/09 11:20 PM, zoke wrote: You're asking Newgrounds for academic advice? You must really be desperate...

Meh, got nothing better to do. I highly doubt I'll follow the advice given here, but I'm bored. Humor me.

OMHAGAW TAKEZ DEM AWL CUZ ITZ NEWG HUM0R OMGARZ LAWL

And so dies the thread.

A double topic post!

Your answer from the sophisticated elite thinkers of Newgrounds: penis.

You're asking Newgrounds for academic advice? You must really be desperate...