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I find this article in an ENGLISH newspaper pretty much sums everything up. (Can you honestly say this would ever be published in America?)

You have just failed so hard.

Well this was a letdown.

At 9/13/09 12:21 AM, AniMetal wrote: I spent a month in a 'loney bin' before for attempted suicide.

Shut up.

At 9/13/09 12:21 AM, zoke wrote: Pfft. I went a solid month in solitary and I'm still alive, aren't I?

Dammit to hell, beat me to it.

Pfft. I went a solid month in solitary and I'm still alive, aren't I?

A retarded 7.

Get a hobby of building shit. It's funner than it sounds.

You truly know what to expect from the NG forums. One thread is "Suck my dick" and the next one is "What is your take on Korean Music?" Keeps life interesting.

God, those truthers annoy the hell out of me. Every valid theory of theirs has been disproven at some point.

At 9/10/09 09:55 PM, AlphaCentauri wrote: Anyways, The subject of chicken fast food restaurants has me thinking of Chic-fil-a, and their Chic-fil-a sauce. You put that stuff on your pizza, and your in for a good time.

Believe it or not, I just tried that sauce about a week of 2 ago. I have gone there for 10 years, and I just went w/ honey mustard (surprisingly) every time. I switched to their sauce, which is like honey mustard on steroids.

Mmkay. So today, at the pregame meal, we were having food catered from a place called Zaxby's. The food was okay, but that's not the point. Anyways, I was given some salad, and got some honey mustard dressing to go along with it. Then, the next person in the serving line was like "Have some fruit!" and plopped a few pineapple slices on top of my salad. After I put honey mustard on it. I thought "What the hell, lady? You just screwed up my food!" Anyways, when I got to my table, looking at my salad with honey mustard and pineapple, I thought, "What the hell" and scooped up a honey-mustard-covered piece of pineapple. And it tasted delicious.

So, Newgrunts, what is the weirdest food (or food combo like mine) that you have ever put down your throat? (Besides dick) How did it taste? (Or semen) Where did you get it? (Seriously, easy on the cock jokes.)

believe it or not, chocolate & goldfish go great together.

Hmm... I have never known a doctor's office to not only have poison laying around, but to have it close enough to the actual vaccine (and without warnings or labels) to be used accidentally. But that's just me. Your doctor might indeed be trying to kill you.

Because.

I saw "The Village" when I was a kid. Scared the hell out of me.

Your post is a great example of obama supporters. When serious concerns about the man are brought up (see socialism, unemployment, higher taxes, healthcare, the deficit, foreign affairs, etc.), you take them, refuse to actually take them for value, lop them all together and ask "why does everybody hate him?" instead of looking at the answers you already know exist. Then, you are given such answers such as "Because he's black," "Because he's a democrat," and the like. Because of the question you pose, you portray him as the victim of discrimination, never take his policies into account and demonize those who criticize him. (See nancy pelosi referring to protesters as "nazis") The reason you never take actual concerns into account is because you see that they do have value, but refuse to acknowledge them. If you actually took a close look at all of them, you would see the value that they actually possess.

When you look at his "stimulus" bill, you see that none of the legislation is actually aimed at stimulating, but at funding pork projects. Then, you see that it is not really "all bush's fault" (an entirely different subject), and that unemployment continues to rise because of it.

When you acutally google HR 3200 (the health care bill) you will see specific examples of how obama will remove healthcare from private providers and relocate it to the gov't. On page 16 of the bill, it states that when you want to change your coverage (or it expires) after day one of the bill being in effect, then you must enroll in the gov't option. No exceptions. This, simply put, gradually forces every american citizen to enroll in his option.

I want to put up a rant and make you think I'm right. I really do. But its getting late, and im going to bed soon. If you still think im wrong, or need clarification on something, PM me. I'll help you. But what you can do by yourself that will damage him the most is to do individual research and yes, that means spending 20 minutes on google to find out what he's doing, when he plans to do it, how he's going to do it, and how it will affect you as an american. Then you will penetrate his vagueness that has been his biggest asset and see the man for what he really is. And you will see that people don't "hate" him, but fear him for who he is and what he will do to this country. Not as a black democrat, or as someone who identifies with you, but as a socialist. And if you actually listen to his rhetoric (something I will be subjected to this tuesday) and examine his plan for this country, then you may feel yourself in that same state. That's it from me.

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Allright. Sorry about the bump, but I found this online and I couldn't help it:
Ready?

Dick Pound.

IT'S BACK UP.

Sweet jesus. What idiots.

Whoever makes me a mod is the best, hands down.

It is down for me the one day I need to check it.

Thus is my life.

I no longer wonder how you got 10,000 posts in 3 years.

At 8/29/09 12:23 AM, SatanHam wrote:

At 8/29/09 12:17 AM, CapnCrunchDaPimp wrote: stuff.

when im workin out.
when its rly hot.

pretty much it.

Seconded, but I think he means body parts. My hands sweat up during long video-game times, but other than that, it's usually my back and head.

At 8/29/09 12:41 AM, Elder wrote: HOWEVER- THEY HAVE TO BE YOUR OWN. I DON'T WANT THIS TO BECOME AN IMAGE DUMP THREAD.

Good sir, you have just created an image dump thread.

This thread will die before you get out of the 90s (excluding your bumps, of course). Reasons being:
-Annoying
-Poorly drawn
-VERY poorly drawn
-Boring premise

I dunno why this is coming to me now, but I once saw a news report online where some random dude was being interviewed by a local CBS station and his name on the banner was "Mike Litoris." (did som1 already post that name?) Anyways, the station thought he was serious and sent that out live.

Uh... ok? Encourages no discussion. This be a blog post.

At 8/29/09 12:24 AM, hongkongexpress wrote: How to find your calling? Do lots of drugs and do what your hallcinations tell you to do.

Dammit hongkong, you just blew your 3,000th post in a thread that wasn't mine. Didn't you listen?

"Hi?" Funny thread isn't funny.