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At 27 seconds ago, cheese-man wrote: Are you implying autistic people can't talk/speak?

I'm saying that as far as I know the don't talk.

At 1 minute ago, cheese-man wrote: So, when were you diagnosed with autism?

Um, everyone i know with autism can't talk soooooooooooo.... go eat a dick.

It's a portal to another universe that's exactly the same as ours, duh.

When doing illegal crap don't do it alone and dispose of all evidence. When the cops are chasing you, you don't need to out run them, just the person next to you. Don't wear shades to disguise yourself at night.

At 39 seconds ago, majormelthesackboy wrote: This thread is really making me hate '12 users.

and I thought I was better than that.

Well that's why the supreme court gave you the right to ignore me so.... stop being a whiny little bitch and ignore me or find something better to do than annoy random people you don't know.

Most important rule: DON'T USE FIRE. The only thing worse than zombies trying to eat you is flaming zombies trying to eat you.A shot gun is probably the best fire arm. Don't use guns unless you have to. It cold go from fighting two to fighting three hundred. Gun shots are LOUD. This has been killing zombies with a bad ass

At 1 minute ago, majormelthesackboy wrote:

At 21 seconds ago, Zineth78 wrote: I hate the economy. We should elect average people to make laws and shit. Rich people focus on the money and nothing else most of the time.

`When average people are in charge, they might be selfish as well.

Average people uh... maybe poor people instead?

I hate the economy. We should elect average people to make laws and shit. Rich people focus on the money and nothing else most of the time.

At 3 minutes ago, Shade wrote:

At 1 minute ago, Zippy-MyMusic wrote:

Give him what he asks for, then try and make a phone call to the police describing him.

What if you had a knife or a gun?

Don't risk it, you never know what he's packing or if he can disarm you.

Wow, you are overly average.

At 1 minute ago, Zippy-MyMusic wrote:

At 42 minutes ago, Zineth78 wrote: Don't worship Satan.

You can worship whoever the fuck you want in America and you can't tell anyone otherwise.

I'm a Buddhist.

Actually, I think it's illegal to start a religion.

At 1 minute ago, majormelthesackboy wrote:

At 21 minutes ago, Zineth78 wrote: You see, I am white and would get shot if I ever said that.

Also, many black, spanish AND white people says it too.
Gotta love being a new yorker.

Well I live in a place called "The South" and things are just different here I guess.

At 7 minutes ago, Shade wrote: Lesson one: there are very few problems that can't be solved by a conversation. Lesson two: stay in school, being homeless sucks. Lesson three: don't listen to idiots. This has been life lessons with an average guy.

What would you do if you were attacked by a bad ass?

At 49 seconds ago, Kwing wrote: Is it time to complain about 2012 users yet?

Sure, why not? You can also complain about your 2 inch dick.

At 1 minute ago, majormelthesackboy wrote:

At 6 minutes ago, Zineth78 wrote: Don't yell the N word in the black people neighborhood.

You do know that most black people call each other that right? Here a hint, say it with a "A" at the end, not a "er"

For a badass, you aren't very badass.

You see, I am white and would get shot if I ever said that.

At 53 seconds ago, Lintire wrote: Continue to teach us mortals how to be bad-ass with continual topics on an internet forum, man!

I'll do that. I will also teach you all how to survive a zombie apocalypse.

At 2 minutes ago, convict357 wrote:

At 2 minutes ago, Zineth78 wrote:

Don't worship Satan.

This is pretty much the only thing that caught my eyes.

Well at least something caught your eyes.

At 6 hours ago, Alisbet wrote: What if the president or other head of state visited your home, how would you react?

I would shoot him and claim he was trespassing.

Don't yell the N word in the black people neighborhood. Don't worship Satan. Don't eat live fish. This has been life lessons with a bad ass.

At 4 hours ago, tonypar16 wrote: Mr Too-Badass,what should I do if a snake appear while I am in the wood?

Activate your bad ass powers and fly away.

At 3 minutes ago, P0sitivity wrote:

At 30 seconds ago, Zineth78 wrote:

At 3 minutes ago, Silverdust wrote: I am greatly looking forward to the next installment of this series.

Thank you Silverdust it should be up by tomorrow. I mIght do one on how to survive a zombie apocalypse.

Oh joy

Don't hate.

I'm an atheist but the idea of hell still scares me. I'm atheist by choice, my parents are catholic

At 3 minutes ago, Silverdust wrote: I am greatly looking forward to the next installment of this series.

Thank you Silverdust it should be up by tomorrow. I mIght do one on how to survive a zombie apocalypse.

Lesson #1: Don't make babies on a plane. #2 Smoking helps you loose weight. #3 Weed can't kill you This has been life lessons with a bad ass.

I was almost named Charles

My personal hell would be Pitch darkness and constantly being torn to pieces repeatedly and it would never end and in the background i would hear screaming and laughing and constant threats. And watching someone cut my balls and dick off.

Iron man would survive because.. he has a suit of steel... and a laser. LAZER

I'm pretty sure the emos a troll

K fagget emo dude... you're going to hell. Annnnd............. I can tell now I'm going to hate about 56% of you

would you do the chick in this pic? i would.(creepy song btw) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PtGF3BMaF4c

Why so many peole gotta hate on my topic?! just sit and enjoy what the perfect ass would be... and dont question it!