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Happy birthday other random guy on new grounds that I don't know. Here's some unauthentic love.<3<3<3

You're on to something... I'm gonna beat some meat where my webcam can see it now.

next tie they call just say you're jewsh.

Gibbs from NCIS

It was really weird. I was expected to bring a bible and "offering" which I had never heard of. None of the girls would leave me alone. Not even the five year old ones. Are all churches like this?

She was pregnant. What would she do?

Screw pro god, pro Israel whatever the hell you said. satanists are idiotic over zealous fools. I hate everybody.

At 4/23/12 09:15 PM, Natick wrote: I hear the nuns are the pits.

Hmm nuns.... they're gods bitches

Some of my friends invited me to go to church. I really don't like church but i hear their are "smoking hot chikz" their. Church and chikz v.s. fun at home.

When I hear a girl who's not fat say she's fat I normally say "Maybe fat with a PH." You know, phat.

I'm like 70% sure the catholic church made that up but... yeah, the way you die is irrelevant so long as you have confessed and all that other christian stuff.

There's nothingwrong with what you did. Iwoukd've shot him if I had been in your position.

I saw some guys wearing skinny jeans and thought they looked pretty stupid. And then my friends suggested that i wear skinny jeans so they bought me a pair and I'm not sure I should wear them. Ideas?

Personally, I like porn. Should small children be aloud access to it? I don't see why not. I bought pot from a 12 year old so porn is the least of their worries.

Fake your own death... or move away. I'd fake my own death. Or kill her. Either option is acceptable.

Blue footed boobies! I just wanna... shoot them.

My icon is the first badass villian I saw in video game history.

In my old house the only bathroom was in my parents bedroom and i woke up to go to school and when i walked in my mom was getting out of bed... and she was naked.

I'm the only "crazy" kid at my school

At 4/16/12 08:36 PM, majormelthesackboy wrote: Zineth, you should bedazzle yourself. Be all sparkly and stuff.
Can you hear me zineth?

I'm way ahead of you.

Pyramid head... 'nuff said.

At 4/16/12 08:35 PM, SKHM wrote: Are you going to drink someone's blood, Zineth?

Sometimes I drink my own... but never anyone elses.

Without porn their would be... no porn?

At 4/16/12 08:28 PM, MiloBased wrote: Pics or GTFO.

Uhh... I haven't made the coffin yet... soooooooooooo..... no pics.

I'm throwing away my bed... and getting a coffin. I'm going to sleep in it and be a vampire. COFFINS FTW! ^,..,^

At 4/12/12 04:33 PM, Fullmetalnoob wrote: I rarely use urinals. Whenever im at home or in a stall, instead of doing all that unzipping mess I pull my pants and underware down a bit so i have room to pee

I know guys who sit when they pee so not in my eyes

I live in this crappy little town in America called Crossett. It has a paper mill and a plywood mill and that's pretty much it. The only reason ANYONE would come here is for the crossett light. It's not even that impressive. It's a light that shows up on the railroad tracks if you flicker your cars headlights. It's supposedly the ghost of a man who was riding on the train and jumped off and tripped and the train decapitated him. That really happened though I doubt there's a ghost. Look up the videos on youtube there are some videos of it and they're are all real. If you here anyone talking they probably have a southern accent.

At 4/11/12 05:33 AM, Sir-Smoke-A-Lot wrote: I'm depressed and keep thinking about creation of man and end of time and communism capitalism and women... what to do? And is zenith supposed to be god?

Let the government do their thing. Find a girl and get laid. That's not god. I spelled my name wrong. Your welcome and good bye.

At 4/11/12 08:22 PM, Sevkat wrote: Have fun looking like an emo hipster goth homo!

I will have fun jacking off to your inbred family.

At 4/11/12 08:22 PM, SKHM wrote: Are you really going to kill someone this time, Zineth?

I'm scared...

No. Uh just wondering are you being sarcastic when ever you say stuff like that?