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All ypu have to do is to be an user with a sign-up date BEFORE 2005. Make threads about yourself EVERYDAY and suck Wade's cock when you see him online, and for the extra points, get photoshop and learn how to use it.
Hi, I'm ZigZag, I like men, hairy men are the best, I like to be called ZigGay because I'm such a hardcore queer. I also like to type 1337 50 7|-|47 |-|41|= 0|= 7|-|3 p30p13 \/\/0|\|7 |_||\|d3r574|\|d!11
It is a comedy. I saw a hentai movie one day, it was about SEXUAL FIGHTING TECHNICHES, girls fought bald (not mispelled bald,withouth hair) guys by giving them a blowjob and there was this big breasted babe that turned into a werewolf and she had to fapfapfap tobe a human again.
Please stop coming here. Its for your own good. Once you mature, hopefully not into a lively NG'er, you will realize that the humor presented on Newgrounds is for perverted people, or people that can handle it. I do not want you to sell your soul to the internet as I have, its not a good turnout. Just stop posting.
you look totally wigger, I hate your smirking shitface so I censored it.
At 1/26/07 11:27 PM, Caveman wrote:
i read your homo-erotic story... and i didnt quite understand it. so then i read it again. and.. i still didn't get it. sorry.
Summary: The pre-pubescent wigger has been banging his girlfriend... hard. This same girlfriend has been whoring herself out to girls, guys, dogs and anything else that moves. Meanwhile, he got horny, and his small yet cunning erection pointed him towards the lips of another male, who he kissed.
At 1/26/07 11:11 PM, Puzzled wrote:
If my girlfriend would tear my porno up I would bitch slap the shit out of her. Come on dude!
Where's your killer instinct?
If she touch my hentai, I'll dump her fo shizzle.
Now I've learned my lesson, no more real pr0n, only JPEGs and videos.
At 1/26/07 11:11 PM, AshfordPride wrote:
Well imagine your a Gorge Foreman Grill. You make food.
One day, you discover your owner putting up a bunch of posters of big expensive grills. How
do you think the lil' Gorge Foreman Grill would feel?
Yes, I dont look at porn anymore because the first day my girl came over...well she wasn't my girl then...but she ripped down all my Maxim posters and Pamela Andersons and ripped em to pieces, then she took out my porn looked at every single one of 'em then ripped them up to...I was like u betta be worth it.
There cool, but you have to be ok with living away from your family. And being with some CRAP SMART teachers. And you have to have some cash for that crap.
OMG, we bought a password from a horny Griffyndor girl, all she wanted was a night of passion with Lando and his 12 inch cock, I told him not to do it because shes underage and Lando is waaaayy too old.
Jailbait.
Girl told us that the passage leads to a cool room where you can use magic antiques of Hogwarts.
So they stopped firing and dropped their pants, as a last resort...?
Ye, it was kinda weird, they said ZIGZAG, PLZ DONT KILL US, WE'LL GIVE YA A GOLDEN SHOWER but I'm not a fan of golden showers, I like them when it involves me peeing the victims.
At 11/27/06 07:39 PM, Wheller wrote:
pics or it didn't happen.
Seconded.
YOU WANT PROOF? I GOT PROOF!
I was in the mall when suddenly, I had to pee and went to the toilets and guess what I saw? stormtroopers! and when they saw me they were like WTF M8? and then the other stormtrooper said OH SHIT, ITS ZIGZAG, BLAST HIM! so I took out my lightsaber and deflected the lazers, I took a pic before they died.
american football suxxors to the max
futbol is way better
american football is gay
people who watch american footbal are ghey they like staring at fat men in tights
its not even a real sport
futbol is the best sport in the worlds
At 1/14/07 12:00 AM, max0rz wrote:
All I want to know, is how did Tom and Wade discover that it was Bedn doing the hacking?
His whole "hacking" thing was just him creating some forum. He invited Newgrounds people and when they signed up, he checked their password, then saw if it was the same as the ones on Newgrounds, and if they were, he went and stole their account.