The first person to reply gets it!
See, for a while now, the stress of being cool has been overpowering me in a stupendous manner. I do not like Newgrounds anymore. It's no fun! File must be a .gif or .jpg and no larger than 150k, and must not exceed 599px wide by 700px tall? Pah! I hate that stupid, stupid idea. Why must we restrict ourselves to these ridiculous limits? Perhaps the retards with bad grammar are great artists who need to unleash their skill! Without Flash or Fruity Loops, they must use MS Paint, Paint.NET and the GIMP to create their extremely awesome works of art! Beauty is only around the corner! It's like Russia. Blocking people. Horribly mean! Why would a person do that? Because it's cool. That's part of the reason this is a hoax. Of course, with the current stupidity level around here, you probably did not read this. You just want an account. Nobody sees a poor man, giving away his account in theory. Newgrounds - some crap, by dolts. It's true. Bananas in your ear? Fuck. No. Go die.