At 12/13/08 05:22 PM, LoticaStudios wrote: The best advice from me: NEVER BUY A MP4 PLAYER.

What about one of those combo WAV/MP3/WMA/MP4 players?

Fat people just creep me out. I mean, anorexics creep me out too. People in the middle are fantastic.

Wow! What a deal! Oh poppa, can I have one? Old Tim Wanker around the block has three!

http://www.acapela.tv/Winter-1-bb926f578 559a

What'd you say? I can't comprehend your noobish language.

At 12/13/08 06:55 AM, Sargonnas wrote: 1) banning...

Agreed, that'll probably work well.

2) Taking...

I'm not sure about that one.

3) Some...

Thinking, portal moderators?

4) A possible...

You can't vote twice from the same IP address.

Oh no... what you do?

Two words: attention whores.

Boredom drove me to read them, but I wish I never did.

PayPal sounds nice...

At 12/14/08 04:07 AM, CapnCrunchDaPimp wrote: Anyways, I'd combine a snake and a penquin. Seeing a cute lil penquin open its huge jaws, fangs protruding, eating another penquin whole would be awesome.

Despite how you managed to misspell penguin three times, that does sound really awesome.

Haha, nice. That doesn't look like German to me, but how would I know?

Um... stop playing video games.

They're turning you into a pissy brat.

I don't see those. I see LFG ads. Also Gods of Time and other MMORPGs.

Zkamime.

Hah.

No.

I know my name in Japanese, and that's not it.

Moreover, pronounciation?

Egotistic and jealous? Damn, I've never met one of those. Where?

At 12/4/08 05:05 PM, RoobyKillAll wrote: I'm 38 with streaky thongs apparently.

IS THIS HOW YOU TREAT YOUR MOTHER?! You're lucky there's not still BLOOD STAINS in those things from the GAPING HOLE you left in my uterus, and now my heart with your thread.

You're the funniest stinky old guy I've ever seen.

No, because I own nothing. Who really cares if they take my shit?

Can describe the function of different types of guns and what they do

Likes to watch wrestling

Plays video games favorites are (All the Devil May Crys,Assassins Creed, Prince of Persia, Bioshock lots of others..) and would happily debate with you on any of the games.

...

That's not my kind of person.

Other than that, she sounds almost like my girlfriend.

At 12/1/08 07:54 PM, Rig wrote: Oh...I thought this was for Something Awful.

Dagumnit, you ruined it!

At 12/1/08 07:48 PM, PickleNoise wrote:

At 12/1/08 07:47 PM, ZiggyZack99 wrote: Daaaaaaaaamn.... duuuude.... lulz, y'know?

OMG UR MY FAVORITE! *swoon*

Aw, shucks. I mean, it's just so stupid!

At 12/1/08 07:45 PM, BananaBreadMuffin wrote: Continue and confess your alt account details.

Daaaaaaaaamn.... duuuude.... lulz, y'know?

Seriously, just don't fucking spam. In the end, it's always going to be a triumph for the mods.

And sometimes admins as well.

On another note, this isn't Anonymous anymore.

At 12/1/08 07:42 PM, IcemanClanLOLROZ wrote: who wants to hear the plan!

No maaan, I like, wanna stop and shit, but, fuck, because it's like, the shit, y'know?

I chose Dark because the color (or lack thereof) complements my icon.

Also, a bunch of people choose Evil because they're like, "DUDE EVIL IS HOTNESS MAYBE ILL GET A CHICK WITH HUGE BOOBS!!!!"

I... I've always... felt.... that.... there's just a need for speed, y'know? Maaaaan, duuuuude....... it's like, an, like, addiction, y'know?

Duuuude..... preettyyyy coooloooorssss....

At 11/28/08 10:00 AM, AlmostDead1 wrote:

At 11/28/08 09:55 AM, ZiggyZack99 wrote:

At 11/28/08 09:52 AM, AlmostDead1 wrote: You said it now, you owe me your account!

Read my further statements. I said it AFTER you saw the topic title. Read the topic, I owe you nothing.

I read it all, I'm not stupid, but that is false advertisement!
I'ma sue your ass!

I made a further statement before any intervention by third parties. Watch.

1. I write topic TITLE.
2. I write TOPIC.
3. You write REPLY.

Since Title and Topic were both presented publicly at the same time, than your reply was based on a combination of the two. Therefore, Reply must be based on a mix of Title and Topic. Topic should overpower Title, because it is the content written sooner. It is more up-to-date.

You have no case.

At 11/28/08 09:52 AM, AlmostDead1 wrote: You said it now, you owe me your account!

Read my further statements. I said it AFTER you saw the topic title. Read the topic, I owe you nothing.

At 11/28/08 09:50 AM, LazyPint wrote: Lol you suck at hoaxes.

I was too lazy to type more.

The first person to reply gets it!

See, for a while now, the stress of being cool has been overpowering me in a stupendous manner. I do not like Newgrounds anymore. It's no fun! File must be a .gif or .jpg and no larger than 150k, and must not exceed 599px wide by 700px tall? Pah! I hate that stupid, stupid idea. Why must we restrict ourselves to these ridiculous limits? Perhaps the retards with bad grammar are great artists who need to unleash their skill! Without Flash or Fruity Loops, they must use MS Paint, Paint.NET and the GIMP to create their extremely awesome works of art! Beauty is only around the corner! It's like Russia. Blocking people. Horribly mean! Why would a person do that? Because it's cool. That's part of the reason this is a hoax. Of course, with the current stupidity level around here, you probably did not read this. You just want an account. Nobody sees a poor man, giving away his account in theory. Newgrounds - some crap, by dolts. It's true. Bananas in your ear? Fuck. No. Go die.

Meh, he's a spammer. Get used to it.