There was a boy named Jickles
He enjoyed the taste of pickles
So succulent, green, and tasting of brine
They almost drove him out of his mind.
So one dark day, in the dead of the night
Without any nerves, so no need for fright
He broke into the store
And without any gore
Grabbed a jar
And left in a car
Alas, he was mistaken
The jar held naught but bacon.
Very peeved, he turned around
Just to be met with a cop hound.
Thrown in the jail
With no hope of bail
His life was crap
Without a nap.
So when his day came,
And the jury voted same,
He was put on death row
While his mind turned to snow.
Then up the courthouse floors,
And through the courthouse doors,
Came Zack, who saved his soul.
"But wait! This is bull!"
"I was the culprit, not some kid!"
"I was scared, so I hid!"
"But I'm here now, and so I'll take"
"The poison inside the snake."
So Jickles,
And pickles,
And more were saved
Just because Zack behaved.
Tell me what you think... it rhymes badly. :(
